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Austrailians

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Smart, Jun 1, 2003.

  1. Smart

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    Austrailians

    Discussion started by Smart - Jun 1, 2003

    All right... QUIT IT!

    Whatever you're thinking, it's NOT that funny and it HAS been done... I'm sure you're all confused by these words (based on the dozen or so Aussies I've met up close...)... BUT!

    TRY to fake some semblance of normality... it's NOT polite to fart in the living room! Shut UP for a second Bruce!

    I dunno, I wish I had more refernces to make you understand that I'm mostly on your side, yahoo serious, men at work... but, international gap be damned! Olivia Newton John, You gotta just act like responsible 16 year olds... It DOESN'T matter if you're 22! America's Cup, Paul Hogan, You have to act a little more like grown ups, PLEASE!

    We want you to have fun, Jakko, vegimite sandwich, but you MUST gain some restraint!

    Ok, I hope you've all learned something, Midnight Oil, INXS, I think a koala's got your baby.... dingo... mate... shrimp on the barbie...
     
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    Smart - Replied Jun 1, 2003

    I hope I didn't come off to 'heavy', Mad Max... and Aussie girls are HOT, S-club 7...

    but not as hot as chicanas! Clase 406!!!
     
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    Pinup - Replied Jun 1, 2003

    This post is confusing.

    This is a turkey :

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    Smart - Replied Jun 1, 2003

    Wait... that was the show with all the obnoxious aussies on it, right? PLEASE tell me those girls are all just Brixton whores!
     
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    uh... swagman, breaker morant, billabong, Nicole Kiddman...
     
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    Basic - Replied Jun 1, 2003

    theres a few things we shouldnt do
    make cartoons , dramas , or mainly tv in general
    the castle was a pretty sick movie
    our women are fine , but everywheres women are fine
    theres just always crazy fat duds that spoil the fun for all of us
    ill give you paul hogan i think that was just a mistake the millitary let out or some shit .
    and FUCK S CLUB SEVEN

    4 tallies of pale
    aussies know whats up
     
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    fair dinkum, diggery doo...
     
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    The daycare just got in trouble.....
     
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    I think we've found a translator!!!
     
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    Heydrich AND kRIE

    the rest can eat a dick:D
     
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    Hold up, hold up. Now listen here smart, i have a fair amount of respect for you. I can see that you're an intelligent man and i have a lot of time for most things you say.
    But there is a line.
    And you have crossed it.
    S club 7 do not or ever will have anything to do with Australia. You have very nearly started an international incident. If there's one thing we can't stand, it's being confused with the british. It's a big no no. However smart, i'm willing to let this slide, on account of you having a good record. Please ensure this doesn't happen again.




    And vlad, that shit about new zealanders? There's no point in anybody making an ad like that. Nobody would ever believe it. Please. They're from New Zealand! They have sex with sheep!
     
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    Smart - Replied Jun 1, 2003

    well, I laid off the New Zealand angle, and I did make the 'brixton whores' joke... but... international appology offered...

    still, most of you 'Roos need to act a bit better, it's a point of contention among the mods...

    :D
     
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    Smart - Replied Jun 1, 2003

    Steve Irwin, Aborigine, Map of Tazzy...
     
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