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Austin Power 3 Goldmember

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ctrl+alt+del, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    i just got back from the sneak preview. i didnt like it :(

    i felt like they recycled a lot of jokes and situations rather then coming up with new stuff. there were a couple of flashback type scenes to austins childhood that were interesting as far as plot goes, but were just incredibly boring. Beyonce Knowles sucked. Her lines were pretty weak, i dont think any could have made that role seem good, especially a first time actress. Yelling crap like SHIZAM and IM A WHOLE LOT OF WOMAN! just take the flow out of a scene. Mini me was very cool, i like the scenes with him and doc Evil. The mole scenes got tiresome and so did the character who is pointless. There is a crapload of cameos that were actually pretty funny. Minus mr spielberg who should stay BEHIND the camera.

    i suggest sneaking in.

    edit: plus there was a bitch in front of me that was laughing like a banshee the entire movie. it was all high pitched and rather than being like a hahahahhaha laugh it was more like haheeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. this laugh ruined many quality scenes
  2. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    yeah, that blacksploitation girl looks like she would nearly ruin the movie on her own. all that old school pimp shit is so played out.
  3. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Man I literally just got back from seeing this, and I was about to start a thread on how bad it was.

    This was the most shameless self promotion and advertising piece of shit I've ever seen. What the fuck was up with the Britney Spears thing?? Half the fucking movie was dancing and singing.

    I barely laughed once and I was high as mutherfucker.....

    They'sve totally ruined Austin Powers for me.....

  4. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    yea it looks pretty stupid.... especially with that destinys child girl.. i fuckin hate destinys child..anyway her hair makes me angry in commercials... she looks good in maxim tho.. boo austin powers 3
  5. DankLordz

    DankLordz Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2000 Messages: 1,983 Likes Received: 0
    bad bad stupid movies.

  6. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    ugh yeah sorry if i break all your hearts but i have it on dvd already and i watched it tonight. and it was good .. somem parts were dumb that a typical 10 year old would laugh to but overall it was good.
  7. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    oh dude totally!! I HATED that shit! The aquafina spot pissed me off, pepsi, treetop, ebay...god there was so much, i dont remember all of them right now but that was very lame. talk about selling out, damn.

    hey did you see the preview for BLUE CRUSH?? those girls are fiiiine.
  8. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    lol i think you must have seen a different movie then. by "on dvd" do you mean it has all the bonus features or as in you just dled it from the net and burned it on disc? (thats not hard)
  9. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    nope im serious i have austin powers 3 on dvd.. ask suburban bum.
  10. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    i know yoiur all like what the fuck this kid needs to get a rabbies shot but ive seen it. i could spoil the whole thing for you really right now.
  11. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    so i could i.......like i told you, i already saw it.... sneak preview.....
    my question was is it the REAL company produced dvd or did you burn it?
  12. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    hahhahah im joking....

    nah .. my dad burns shit like theres no tomorrow. like my 5 year old sister already has start little 3 on dd with the cover and shit .... i got mr.deeds with label on the disc and what not. and i got mib2 on dvd.. . and there not downloaded from kazaa he gets em off some type of illegal shit or something like a pornno site or whatever. my dad needs a life. i never get chicks becuase of him .. becuase all the fly bitches go to the movie theatre in my hood. and there is no more reason for me to go becuase i already have the movies. so no fly hoes....damm i hate him. but whatever. ill just do the usual rutine and that is run by the movie theatres naked while everyone just got out of a movie and is waiting for rides.. oh yes this reminds me of the good times. my friend would take my clothes and run ahead and yell " haha i got your clothes and your not gonna get em" while everyone sees me run by ass naked screaming figve em nback aaaaaaaaaaaaagh" they all laugh or start crying becuase my junk is flopping around all over the place. hahaha yes yes

    sorry i got caught up in the momeny and kept typing .. this has nothing to do with austin poweres 3
  13. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    sounds like mIRC...thats what i use. i got the linkin park - reanimation cd off it this afternoon. its pretty gravy.


    i liked her hair and her cleavage, that was about it from her.
  14. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

  15. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    No man, I was too busy getting in for half price.

    I've completely lost all faith in movies, now. I guarantee that movie will just be girls looking hot.....