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augh my balls.. (penis injury hotline)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by VAITOMANOCU, Dec 11, 2002.

  1. VAITOMANOCU

    VAITOMANOCU Member

    Joined: Apr 30, 2002 Messages: 711 Likes Received: 0
    i know this aint the right place to ask but i figure theres gotta be someone who can say something benefecial. i did somethin to my shlong and i dont think its good...to sum it up, i jerked off three times yesterday and this morning i wake up and its got these little ring bruises around it and its just swollen and its definely a little sore. right now im just icing it and im gonna pray that it gets better soon because im gonna need it to be in good shape. im just worried its gonna fall off or that its broken or something. i did a little search on the web but got a lot of viagra type sites or just veterinary care sites, nothing too helpful. so go ahead and laught it up...
     
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    ok, i'll say this nice and slow so you understand:



    go....to....a....doctor.......douchebag.

    i don't have a phd, but i'm pretty sure that should be your first couse of action
     
  3. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 191
  4. 768186

    768186 Guest

    oh man what a douche....i would say give it a day or so and if you see no signs of improvement, get ye ass to a doctor right away
     
  5. ToYs

    ToYs Guest

    dude let me just say thats the funniest thing ive seen on this forum! ok now that im done being an ass ill share. in my younger years i used this wierd lotion my mom had to jerk it. the next moring my dick was peeling, like it looked like it had scales or something. you know what lips look like when they're really chapped? yeah picture a cock lookin like that. i left it alone and didnt jerk it for a few weeks and i was fine... ok thats enough story time now advice time: if you would have broken it you would have heard a pop while it happened, followed by INTENSE pain(a little more than just sore) if this is what your feeling then go to the docter NOW. if you dont treat it within a few days of breaking it they will have to amputate. NO JOKE. sounds to me that you just over exerted your goods, just leave it alone for a while, be gentle, and dont whack it compulsivley anymore.

    hope i helped

    i cant believe i wrote all that in a post like this
     
  6. ZoSe

    ZoSe Guest

    i fucking whack my balls every other night at work when im wrapping up the extension chord.

    Tis a burden of my large balls.
     
  7. spec

    spec Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 25, 2002 Messages: 1,194 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: wow this thread is too funny. no offense but i haven't had a good laugh in a while, thanks

    and your dick gets sore after only 3 times? that shit's weak :)
     
  8. illwill

    illwill Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2002 Messages: 324 Likes Received: 0
    you have to wash the shampoo off. oh and by the way your mommys going to shoot you for using all her shampoo.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  9. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    I heard through the grape vine that they have free medicare in canada. But thats just a rumor.
     
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