Welcome!

By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

  1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at [email protected] and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

attn: Beardo & other Tortoise fans

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Good Morning Captain, Feb 17, 2004.

  1. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    I thought you were going to talk about turtles.

    :(

    [​IMG]
     
  2. fethasmcgraw

    fethasmcgraw Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 9, 2004 Messages: 221 Likes Received: 0
    i have two turtles. or tortamacollits
     
  3. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    Who would win in a fight, a tortoise or a rabbit?
     
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    tortoises are pussies. they hide in their shells. rabbits would totally wreck em
     
  5. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    but tortoises have gots da best defenses. dey could just lay back, stone-cold lampin up in they shells and whatnot, and when the rabbit wear hisself out, BLAM! rabbit stew.
     
  6. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i thought about that, but then i thought that tortoises are such lazy fuckers that they's prolly just fall asleep and shit and by the time they wake up to make said rabbit stew the rabbit would have gathered himself together and be ready to kick some more ass
     
Top