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attempt at a good thread #2

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Apr 18, 2003.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    http://www.audi-oh.com/SiteImages/back_girl.gif'>

    [b][SIZE=2]Don't just listen to music, FEEL it![/SIZE] [/b]

    Audi-Oh™ is a revolution in stimulation technology for men or women. Sound is converted into infinitely variable pulses of pleasure. Audi-Oh* can use ambient sound, like the music in your favorite club, or direct audio input from devices such as portable CD players, MP3 players, your PC or home audio and video systems. You'll find a million ways to use Audi-Oh!

    Audi-Oh was designed to resemble a pager. Its compact form and high-tech appearance allows it to be worn discretely in public. Unlike other stimulation devices on the market, Audi-Oh is designed using advanced technologies, exacting engineering standards and highest quality materials. You can even use Audi-Oh without audio input using the manual control options. Find your groove - order today!

    The standard attachments included with the Audi-Oh Starter Pack include a washable vibrating bullet with a 36 inch cord and a slip-on hypo-allergenic soft silicone accessory** with straps for external stimulation. We will be adding numerous other attachments and accessories for the Audi-Oh in the near future. If you have a favorite accessory that you would like to experience with Audi-Oh, let us know.

    If you have questions about Audi-Oh, please email our Sales Department or contact Customer Service.

    * Patents Pending

    [url=http://www.audi-oh.com/Store/default.asp]http://www.audi-oh.com/Store/default.asp[/url]
     
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    sounds orgasmic
     
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    this shit is hilarious



    does the "washable vibrating bullet" go in your ear ?
     
  4. VAITOMANOCU

    VAITOMANOCU Member

    Joined: Apr 30, 2002 Messages: 711 Likes Received: 0
    feel it? i feel it anyway, don't need no vibrating bullet. that just doesn't sound right..vibrating bullet.
     
  5. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    where exactly are you supposed to put the vibrating bullet ?
     
  6. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    ok im going to email them and ask where the vibrating bullet goes ill keep you posted on the results


    If you have questions about Audi-Oh, please email our Sales Department or contact Customer Service.

    sales@audi-oh.com
     
  7. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    Send To: sales@audi-oh.com

    Subject: how does product work ?

    Hello. I am interested in purchasing your product. However, I was confused as to how it works. What does it stimulate exactly, and where do you put the vibrating bullet ? Thanks.
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    Your mail has been sent.


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    OK
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  9. beardo

    beardo Guest

  10. toyeattoywar

    toyeattoywar Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2002 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 1
    wow this thread is gangster beardo.

    so did you paint a huge flippin spongebob on a wall in the state of washington not too long ago by any chance?
     
  11. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    so where did you come across this product mr beardo... ?

    why were you looking for it .. i mean did you type in audio stimulation in a google search hopping to find some new way of amplifying the phish experience..?

    strange.. strange indeed
    not only am i hung over
    but im concerned. the only bullet that goes in me is silver bullet

    and THAT.. is very very rarely.
     
  12. beardo

    beardo Guest

    of course, the phish mb
     
  13. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
    she looks like shes having fun
     
  14. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    yeah i just have one question, where is the man supposed to put the so called "bullet"???
     
  15. beardo

    beardo Guest

    thread v 2.5

    Convict Survives Suicidal Jump
    Man Throws Himself Through Court Window at Sentencing


    By Michael Amon
    Washington Post Staff Writer
    Friday, April 18, 2003; Page B02


    After a Calvert County judge sentenced John A. Brock yesterday to five years in prison for beating his girlfriend, Brock was aghast. "Five years?" he said to the judge. "If you give me five years, I might as well throw myself out that window."

    Which he did, headfirst through the glass.

    Although Brock, 33, suffered cuts and several broken bones, he survived the 20-foot plunge from Courtroom 2 on the north side of the Calvert County Courthouse. He landed on the pavement in front of two Anne Arundel County correctional officers who were transferring another inmate for a hearing, Sgt. Cindy Allen of the sheriff's department said.

    Brock underwent surgery at Prince George's Hospital Center, where he was in stable condition last night. He was charged with escape from confinement and destruction of property for breaking the courthouse window.

    Brock, of Lusby, was in court during a busy morning docket to be sentenced for two assault charges he had pleaded guilty to in January, Calvert prosecutors said.

    According to charging documents filed in District Court, Brock threw his girlfriend to the ground at her house Oct. 16 "and then began striking her in the head and face with a closed fist." He also spit in the face of his girlfriend's mother and knocked her eyeglasses off her face, police said.

    Circuit Court Judge Warren J. Krug sentenced Brock to two concurrent prison terms -- five years for hitting his girlfriend and three years for assaulting her mother. Prosecutor Lisa Ridge said Brock then asked Krug to repeat the sentence.

    After telling the judge that he might as well dive out the window and "kill myself," Brock turned toward a nearby window, ran a couple of steps and leaped headfirst into the glass, Ridge said.

    "There was pandemonium in the courthouse," said Deputy State's Attorney Laura L. Martin.

    As for Krug, he adjourned court for the morning.
     
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