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attempt at a good thread #1

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Apr 10, 2003.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    this is fucking hilarious



    Knife thrower slices assistant live on TV

    LONDON (Reuters) - A record-breaking knife thrower shocked viewers when one of his daggers sliced into the head of his assistant on live TV.


    Circus performer Jayde Hanson, 23, was demonstrating his skills when one of his knives hit his assistant and girlfriend, 22-year-old Yana Rodianova on Thursday.


    As she clutched the side of her head, horrified presenter Fern Britton shouted: "Oh my God, there is blood, quick -- get her off."


    A spokeswoman for ITV's "This Morning," one of the country's most popular daytime programmes, said the wound was only "a nick".


    "She's absolutely fine and recovering well," the spokeswoman said, before adding ruefully: "You don't really expect that kind of thing from a world record-holder."


    Over one million viewers had been watching as Hanson, who works for the Cottle and Austen Circus, showed off how many knives he could hurl at Yana in 60 seconds.


    He had been trying to emulate the pace of his world record-breaking effort of 120 knives thrown in two minutes which he achieved as part of National Circus Day on Tuesday.


    "He felt confident as he has been throwing his mother's kitchen knives since the age of 10," the show said on its website before the accident.


    Perhaps not surprisingly, Hanson, whose father was an elephant tamer and mother a trapeze artist, is currently having to advertise for a new assistant as Yana, who bears two scars from previously mis-directed knives, wants to concentrate on her hula-hoop act.


    His previous assistant reportedly left the job after being hit in the foot, her third injury from a wayward knife.


    "In 11 years of performing, I've only hit my assistant on five occasions," he told the Daily Mail recently
     
  2. zodiac ying

    zodiac ying New Jack

    Joined: Dec 20, 2002 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    i dont know buddy. it seems like history in the making (war) would qualify as a subject worthy of discussion. but carnival pranks are cool too.
     
  3. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 1,836 Likes Received: 0
    Haha.. You never hear this side of the knife-throwing world. The side where knive's do go astray. Interesting to know his past record too.
     
  4. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 1,836 Likes Received: 0
    Get the fuck off the war already, brah.
    Every thread doesn't need to be about it.
     
  5. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    and i thought my job sucked...

    only five ha!
     
  6. zodiac ying

    zodiac ying New Jack

    Joined: Dec 20, 2002 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    my bad. its just that dude is saying theres no good threads. come on now. i know some of you are total nerds sitting at home jerking off and being silly, but this is the only time ill probably ever give a shit about this website other than to download flicks.
     
  7. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    Haha.. You never hear this side of the knife-throwing world. The side where knive's do go astray.



    actually Fox is airing a special on friday:

    "when knives go astray:the true story of carnival knife throwers"


    worth a peep....
     
  8. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    from a previous thread:

    i know your intentions were good, but look where they got you. nowhere, your the same people that didnt respect your parents, the people who watch your friends get beatdown and stand there like a pussy, the same two faced friend that i dont want around. fuck you.


    sounds to me like triple dicker really wants to have a fruitful political discourse.......

    die
     
  9. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 1,836 Likes Received: 0
    haha..


    on a side note, let's go paint right now.
     
  10. zodiac ying

    zodiac ying New Jack

    Joined: Dec 20, 2002 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    YOUR A TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  11. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

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    Please explain yourself Triple D...
     
  12. zodiac ying

    zodiac ying New Jack

    Joined: Dec 20, 2002 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    IM AN ASSHOLE! YOUR A TOY AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

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    Oh, okay..well as long as you have a reason.
     
  14. zodiac ying

    zodiac ying New Jack

    Joined: Dec 20, 2002 Messages: 25 Likes Received: 0
    alright cool homie (high 5'z)
     
  15. fabled

    fabled New Jack

    Joined: Mar 31, 2003 Messages: 51 Likes Received: 0
    props on coming up with an interesting thread that has nothing to do with war...I'm sick of hearing about it....you know its better for all of us to focus on other shit than the war. Knife throwing is pretty kick ass anyway, and never really thought about what night happen when a knife goes astray...
     
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