Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 yo i got this little rash on my foot and it fuckin burning and itching like crazy!! it looks like rash and shit..like a patch of real itchy dry skin....is it athletes foot? i wash my fucking feet everday too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 you could pee on your feet, that's supposed to fix it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 ok...that stung like hell and now theres piss all over my bathroom floor....idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 well, you're supposed to do it in the shower or the bathtub to avoid that whole soaking floor thing... I dunno if it's supposed to sting, but I imagine it would... just keep it up for a week... well, not non-stop, I mean once a day in the shower or whatever... after that it should be gone... if not consult a physician... and say "I dunno Doc, I've been peeing on my feet for a week but nothing's changed..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 tough acting tinactin little buddy pee works in a pinch though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 piss on it.... it will go away...let it dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Footsie Fungus Most likely it's tinea pedis (athlete's foot.) If it concentrates between your toes and cause the skin to die and turn white and peel off, definately tinea pedis. You need to both treat your feet AND change the environment your foot is in all day. Wash your feet real good (with soap) then set that washrag aside and it needs to go straight to the laundry and use Clorox. Apply a good anti-fungal ointment everywhere below the ankle, or above the ankle too, if the "rash" is up there. Then dust your socks inside with a good medicated foot powder. If you wear tennis shoes, wash them. Get two pairs of shoes and alternate them, don't wear the same pair every day. Dust your shoes with the foot powder whenever your aren't wearing them. Let them air dry well--moisture from your feet makes the shoes grow tinea as well. Wear thick, white cotton athletic socks until this shit clears up. Change socks EVERY DAY, twice if you do anything like working out, mowing the lawn, running, etc. Fungi grow wherever it is warm, dark and moist. If you've got athlete's foot there's a good chance you also have jock itch, or are about to have it. Try not to touch your underwear with your feet when you are getting dressed. If your groin begins to itch, apply the ointment there too. If you have a girlfriend, BE ADVISED that you having jock itch and athlete's foot is a big risk for her developing a "yeast" infection, "yeast" just being a nicer way of saying "fungal." WASH YOUR HANDS THOROUGHLY before you touch your girl. I guess that about covers it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 kabar never ceases to amaze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 I can't believe you people recommeded pissing on your own feet before buying the fucking ointment...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 B.R.---Well, it is probably cheaper than buying Lotramin or Tinactin, but not too effective. Or attractive, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 ok its not athelete foot...cus nothings peeling...o well....its going away woo hoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Originally posted by KaBar B.R.---Well, it is probably cheaper than buying Lotramin or Tinactin, but not too effective. Or attractive, LOL. actually, from what I've heard it's highly effective, agreeably not to attractive... something about the uric acid and the sterility of fresh urine... for those who don't know, when urine leaves the body it is completely sterile (like an operating room, not like an impotent man), but it gets foul pretty quickly (I guess about 10 minutes or so) when exposed to air... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 holy crap i thought you were joking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper I can't believe you people recommeded pissing on your own feet before buying the fucking ointment...... im with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper I can't believe you people recommeded pissing on your own feet before buying the fucking ointment...... well, it's free and you don't have to go anywhere to get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Originally posted by Smart well, it's free and you don't have to go anywhere to get it tru dat, viva la channel zero. who needs doctors when we have 12oz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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