Guest 6Feet1 Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 the seats are hard, so i guess that makes the fart sound even louder.....but this nigga is sittin here acting like nothing just happenened.hahahahhahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 i was hanging out with my ex girlfriends grandfather before he passed away and he farted and said "there must be a snake in the grass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 plus what do you expect him to do, turn to you and ask you to acknowledge that he farted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 there are alot of weird people at the library Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 I cant wait untill I get old enough to pull that kind of stunt. The world is going to be so fucked up when we're all wandering around retirement planets wearing plaid hoodies and harrasing the robo-nurses. I cant wait! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furioussnake Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 hahaha i can just imagine being at the library..........and the dude farting ..then looking over at me and like tipping his hat or nodding his head slightly at me to acknowledge it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars "there must be a snake in the grass." what does that mean ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 grass probably means hairy ass and snake means a turd :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 <span style='color:black'>My personal favorite is "Did you just hear that baby elephant run by? Or when im at school the greatest is getting into a crowded elevator and letting on rip right before you get off leaving the others to suffer the rest of the ride.</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 my grandfather used to say, "damn, i just stepped on a frog. ." then laugh and laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck letting on rip right before you get off leaving the others to suffer the rest of the ride. yuck lives the thug life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 i don't love the expression, "that's gangsta," but it's oddly apropo in this situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 probally fred rogers , sending you one from beyond the grave. homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 one time a friend of mine came up behind me to scare me and when she didi and i wasnt expecting it i ripped this massive fart. she got more than she bargined fo' sucka. holla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 6Feet1 Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars plus what do you expect him to do, turn to you and ask you to acknowledge that he farted? nah nigg, but i at least expected him to say excuse me......or laugh at it or somethin..........oh well i hella laughed at that nigga and he acted like he didnt see me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars plus what do you expect him to do, turn to you and ask you to acknowledge that he farted? Hahahahahahhahahahahhaa I was gonna make up what said question might be but the possibilities are endless. 1) Excuse me sir, did I just drop something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 I was using the shitter in between classes and this dude in the stall next to me sounded like he was dropping a sack of idaho potatos into the toilet bowl. i got up and out after that like the toilet seat was on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 I like to get near old people and fart, then I walk away (holding my nose or waving people away) so it looks like they did it... it only really works in Libraries or Malls or Public... but DON'T try that on your Grandfather at home, he will BUST you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TranceStoner Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Re: hahaha Originally posted by furioussnake i can just imagine being at the library..........and the dude farting ..then looking over at me and like tipping his hat or nodding his head slightly at me to acknowledge it HAHAHAHAAH that shit cracked me up. A few years ago me and a friend were at this Chinese bakery. And this old Chinese man who must of been in his 70's walks in with a younger woman probably his daughter or some shit. Dude is standing at the cash register and me and my friend are behind him waiting to pay. He's talking to the cashier in Chinese and while he's talking lets one rip. It started out quiet but then started getting louder... I was like what the fuck is that. The fart didn't stop it just kept going and got louder and louder! It was the longest and loudest fart I had ever heard!!! I started cracking up and ran out of the store. My friend came out a minute later his face was bright red and we cracked up for another ten minutes while we ate are ham and scallion buns. Good times/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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