asvab scores

well i got a 56 for my afqt score. that blows. still don't have my final total. ohh yeah, 40 is the minimum. but 56...i suck.

:rolleyes:

damn, i wish i knew what you were talking about.:confused:

 

but that still sucks.:)

once again I find my self having no idea what people are talking about.

i got like a 53

i had the worst hang over tho..

 

but even if i didnt i would probably get about the same

:D

I aced that damn thing and the military wouldn't leave me the fuck alone afterwards.

so it's a military test?

 

hmmmmmmmm, well i'm glad to know i'll never be taking it. :smiles:

Originally posted by Hank Parker

well i got a 56 for my afqt score. that blows. still don't have my final total. ohh yeah, 40 is the minimum. but 56...i suck.

:rolleyes:

muahahahaha i got a 93. 1 pwn j00. but yeah im in the chair force.

Yeah fuck you. But what do you do...You can't even afford a set of MKII's. j/k

Hit me up when you're done watching your movie.

 

Ohh but I know I aced the auto and mechanical one. But I'm not so good w/math.

i forget what i got, but it was barely enough to get college money. i just squeezed by on that one. i wanted to be in the rangers but i wasn't smart enough (but i qualified to work on heliclopters wtf?). i'd like to take it again just for the hell of it but i don't want a recruiter on my nuts for an indefinite period of time. those dudes are worse than ex-girlfriends. fuck them.

Mine is actually pretty cool. I'm shooting for avionics or air traffic control.

Originally posted by Hank Parker

Mine is actually pretty cool. I'm shooting for avionics or air traffic control.

god dammnit its only cause there paying me 2 less pay grades then i am :hatred: :heated: and i can tell you right now i doubt youll get either of those jobs with your score. sorry bro.

just got the urge one day and went....score: 69

i got a 79 or an 83. it was acouple years ago.

im not sure exactly what i got but it was good enough to get some dort of job outside the frontline shootem up guys....i think it was a computer job.....but i hate having people telll me what to do so i doubt that wou,ld work.....what dose that test do for anyone anyways.,....it only teklls uy what u can do for the military...none of the shit they need woirkd in the real workd anyway,,..what the fuck....

I bet you're stoked huh?......hahahahahaha....whatever.

i got an 80 something...

 

think long and hard about joining the military..it isnt all its cracked up to be.

 

and im not just talking basic training..i have a friend in the air force, working as a pharmacist assistant or something. he hates it.

 

he said hey lied to him about 'certain parts of basic, the dorm rooms, etc' but wouldnt give me details.

 

may i ask why you're thinking of going to the military?

To bring death to a snake when it least suspects.

But uhh...the chair force won't teach me that.

Originally posted by Hank Parker

To bring death to a snake when it least suspects.

But uhh...the chair force won't teach me that.

unless your a cct member (combat control team). theyre school is 2 years long and a year of ojt(on the job trainning)

rrrrrrrrrr fuck standardized testing. if i could kill the fucker who invented this shit i would. you cant measure someone intelligence by how long they can give a shit about filling in the right fucking circle. "look at me i filled in all the right circles im so fucking smart please shoot me" gladly

 

this thread might not even be about that because i didnt read it but it just pisses me off a lot.

I think it's funny that the standardized highschool test in Virginia is called the S.O.L. Standards of learning. Some one here has a good sense of humor.

Either you're on the bus or you ain't

 

When I joined the Marines at age 26, I did so when I was in college. The ASVAB was a cakewalk. I considered the whole deal an adventure of sorts. I knew it was going to have plenty of negative parts, but I didn't care. I was just hoping that they would overlook the fact that I had been a conscientious objector during Vietnam (when I was 18 and young) and that by some piece of luck, they wouldn't discover that I had been an anarchist for eight years.

 

I think they knew, but just let me through the system, thinking that if they gave me enough rope, I'd hang my own subversive ass. When I was in boot camp, there was another guy about my age named Peter Ainsworth who was my second squad leader (I was the recruit Platoon Guide---the "head" recruit.) Ainsworth was a great guy, and he seemed to take to Marine Corps life like a duck to water. One night when we were both on"fire watch" (barracks security watch) walking up and down the barracks, he told me he was an anarchist.

 

I knew right then that my buddy Ainsworth was a nark--probably from NIS (Naval Investigative Service.) No wonder he was such an outstanding recruit--he was probably already a Marine!

 

I put him to the test, but he didn't know a fucking thing about anarchism, libertarian socialism or anarcho-syndicalism. He tried to play it like he just didn't like the Republicans or the Democrats, so he called himself an "anarchist." Nice try.

 

I still liked the dude, but from then on, I didn't tell him a fucking thing other than the straight USMC line. "All I want to do is serve my country, and the best way to do that is as a United States Marine. Semper FI!"

 

Despite the fact that they sent a mole after me, they also tried to get me to become a Marine Corps officer. They offered me the Enlisted-to-Officer Program. I was too chickenshit to say "yes." I thought that maybe by some miracle they had not actually discovered my checkered political past, but I knew that officers have to pass a strict security check, and if they looked very hard at my past, I was fucked. I was also homesick and didn't want to face the prospect of four years of college and then SIX YEARS of being a Marine officer. That was a total commitment of ten years. It loomed in front of me like a prison sentence.

 

Looking back on it, I was an idiot. I should have said "yes." I would have gotten a free college education. Six years of being a Marine officer is like six years as a high-school football coach. You blow the whistle, they do the drills. I was stupid.

first time my friend took it it was 12..then it was 8...with a little help from the army..it turned to 42..now he's fighting in the dangerzone..where all the action is...

 

 

if you make over 50, go for the airforce...nothing bettter than that.

Yeah I came from a long line of Marines in the family, and other branches

Dad- Marine

Brother- Marine

Grandpa- Marine

Uncle- Army (pssh :rolleyes: )

My other grandpa- Air Force

 

But I went the way of the Air Force. My pops doesn't know yet. I hope his bulldog tattoo isn't growling at me. :D OOO RAH!

i didn't read any of this thread, but my score was 94 or 96, but i didn't join though.

I don't get this shit, I thought graffiti was basically anti-supporting the U.S. and government? And some of you are out there risking your lives for this shithole nation? The ASVAB as shit anyways, it's aimed to make you think you're good at being cannon fodder so they can lure you in and throw you into Iraq. Good day, sir.

I skipped this test when we were supposed to take it 8 years ago or however long ago that was.

Originally posted by Fugazi

I don't get this shit, I thought graffiti was basically anti-supporting the U.S. and government? And some of you are out there risking your lives for this shithole nation? The ASVAB as shit anyways, it's aimed to make you think you're good at being cannon fodder so they can lure you in and throw you into Iraq. Good day, sir.

lol hes funny. in the air force barley any go to the desert. i wouldnt mind though. i wana go but you have to be on station one year before you can get deployed or get a new assignment. plus im class 3 dental. i cant go tdy, get deployed or go overseas. my teeth are fucked. so cant go no where till theyre fixed.

I got a 78. Not bad for someone who literally came in off the streets. There was only like 2 other people in the room that were taking the same test as me. I guess they figured if the person in front of me and the person behind me were taking the same test I wouldn't be suspicious but I think they purposely gave me a more difficult test so I couldn't be MI. I know people dumber than me who got a higher score.

Kabar: I had an anarchy sign tattooed on my leg when I enlisted! I really think they take anybody in the military these days.

Rip: I had class three dental and I didn't get my shots and they STILL sent me to Korea. When I got there they were like "wtf!?!"

mi vida loca

Originally posted by villain

I got a 78. Not bad for someone who literally came in off the streets. There was only like 2 other people in the room that were taking the same test as me. I guess they figured if the person in front of me and the person behind me were taking the same test I wouldn't be suspicious but I think they purposely gave me a more difficult test so I couldn't be MI. I know people dumber than me who got a higher score.

Kabar: I had an anarchy sign tattooed on my leg when I enlisted! I really think they take anybody in the military these days.

Rip: I had class three dental and I didn't get my shots and they STILL sent me to Korea. When I got there they were like "wtf!?!"

mi vida loca

were you in the air force? i am, i got orders to japan then i went to the dental clinic and they said "sorry son your class 3 dental your not going overseas"

Originally posted by Fugazi

I don't get this shit, I thought graffiti was basically anti-supporting the U.S. and government? And some of you are out there risking your lives for this shithole nation? The ASVAB as shit anyways, it's aimed to make you think you're good at being cannon fodder so they can lure you in and throw you into Iraq. Good day, sir.

 

Hahahahahaha...I guess you just don't know, or are very narrow minded. As of right now, Bush has fucked everything up. I don't think we should have as many troops over in Iraq as we do. But if someone was like "greese up that heater and let's go" I would go. But the real reason I joined the Air Force is cause I want financal stability in the future and I want to travel some. You can't beat the benifits you get from the military. So while you're still living in your appartment and toiling over bills and shit, just remember me w/my solid gold house, and my rocket car. :lol: