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ASSHOLE OFFICE DICKS

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SCAGNETTI, Aug 15, 2002.

  1. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    EVER SINCE WE INSTALLED THIS NEW COMPUTER SYSTEM IN OUR OFFICE THIS WORTHLESS FUCK HAS BEEN HERE EVERY OTHER DAY TINKERING WITH SOME OTHER ASPECT OF THE COMPUTERS... HE HAS AN ANNOYING FUCKING ACCENT AND IS TALKING ALL LOUD ON THE PHONE RIGHT AS I TYPE THIS... I ALMOST FEEL BAD BECAUSE I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT THE BACK OF HIS UGLY RUSSIAN HEAD... I CAN TELL HE DRAGS EVERYTHING OUT ALSO... AND MAKES IT ALL SEEM MORE COMPLICATED TO LOG MORE HOURS... BUT HE'S ALL BUDDY-BUDDY WITH THE OFFICE MANAGER WHO'S PROBABLY IN ON IT... HE SPENDS MAD FUCKING TIME BULLSHITTING WITH THIS PARALEGAL FROM THE OTHER FIRM WHO ALSO SPENDS THE MAJORITY OF HIS TIME TRYING TO FRONT LIKE HE'S BUSY AND HAS COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE DECORUM... FOR EXAMPLE THIS DUMB-SHIT MADE A NUN-CHUKS OUT OF PAPER CLIPS AND SHARPIES THE OTHER DAY AND WAS SWINGING IT AT ME AND ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS... ALSO HE STAYS BRINGING UP PORN-SITES TO ME WHEN I GO NEAR THE COPIER WHICH IS HIS GAY DOMAIN... ON TOP OF THAT, THEY JUST HIRED THIS PAKISTANI RECEPTIONIST DUDE WHO PRONOUNCES EVERYONE'S NAME WRONG SO WE STAY MISSING IMPORTANT CALLS... FUCK THESE PEOPLE MAN!!!! IT'S AMUSING.. BUT NOT
     
  2. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    i work with two hot 20 year olds...
     
  3. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    YEAH? HOT 20 YEAR OLD GUYS RIGHT?
     
  4. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    :lol:
     
  5. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    YEAH, FOR THOSE NOT SO QUICK ON THE UPTAKE I'M BASICALLY CALLING HIM A FAGGOT!
     
  6. ArtvandaL

    ArtvandaL Guest

    shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    I work with 4 blonde bimbo airhead college girls that like to suck and fuck, top that!!! oh and one guy from Congo thats always drunk.
     
  7. sneak

    sneak Guest

    huh, no shit....
     
  8. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    just don't hit the clock tower after work...i'm assuming you've seen Office Space? Shit is funny. that shit on snl was funny too, with milton.
     
  9. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 1,773 Likes Received: 0
  10. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    SAW THAT FLICK... ALL I RECALL IS HOT FUCKING ANISTON'S BOSS SCREAMING ON HER FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH "FLAIR" HAHA

    ON THE REAL TIP... REALITY IS SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING... THE PEOPLE I ENCOUNTER DAY TO DAY ARE A FUCKING RIOT
     
  11. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    i work with two elderly men you take turns pounding my supple anus with their blazing meat rods.top that.
     
  12. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    WITH WHIPPED CREAM
     
  13. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    AND HOW THE FUCK CAN AN ANUS BE SUPPLE?
     
  14. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    you wouldn't believe the shit I see when I flip through the recieved faxes for my recipts. People mail us all kinds of shit to dispute charges on their card. Found one today with a statement proving that this guy had canceled his web subscription to "Freak Cock" and was therefore being billed falsely.
    We had a copier repairman in pulling the same shit yesterday...I swear he spent 10 minutes greasing every little roller in the whole fucking machine. ANd its still jamming today...
     
  15. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    you've seen no anus till you took a gander at mine..fuck what you heard
     
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