ASL WANNA CYBEROLA???

last night i was at work late.

some chinese girl msged me on IM who had msged me on myspace a few times.

then she turned on her webcam and put her fingers into her vagina and made funny faces.

it was the first time i ever watched a girl do that via the internet.

i found it quite erotic.

i went home and banged my dumpling quite powerfully.

on another note. you know what i think is crazy? when i was like 10 years old, finding some pornagraphic material was like the most awesome thing ever. it would usually be some soggy hustler magazine laying in a gutter for a month and i would try to turn the pages without tearing them. isn't it fucking crazy that young kids are all growing up with limitless access to crazy porn on the internet? i never really thought abuot it. all i know, is that if i had that shit growin up, i probably would've broke my dick off before my 13th birthday.

^ :china: ^

put a cracker on his bed. it will be sweet justice.

damn you makros. one day you will make a rational reply in one of my threads.

your gonna get cyber syphillis

I think about that, too. I remember the first time my buddy brought a Playboy to school, I was like "They have hair down there?"

Now, the kids are like "They can fit a fist in there?"

awesome,ive seen some wild shit on webcams

and i feel ya on the porn thing,its everywhere nowadays

When I was a kid I didn't know the vagina had a specific hole. I thought it was just a large gash you put yourself into. :\

i remember when i was in 6th grade, which wouldve been around 94 or so, kids who had internet access (which were pretty few and far between) would sometimes print out naked pictures of girls and bring them to school.

at the time that was the most amazing technological advancement i had ever seen...i had no older brothers and a dad who either didnt read porno or hid them VERY well. pixelated pictures of jenny mcarthy naked on the beach printed on a shitty bubble jet were about the best i could get.

Originally posted by The Leader@Mar 4 2005, 11:43 AM

When I was a kid I didn't know the vagina had a specific hole. I thought it was just a large gash you put yourself into. :\

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what, like your whole self?

that could get quite messy

i remeber stealing the first playboy pamela anderson ever did and got chased for it..

quitter, did she have a mangey ass bush as well?

she had a cute little tuft. she's on my myspace friends. she's cute. i'll show u who she is.

post the pic! and tell me you got a screen shot of the e-masturbation (hers, not yours). thanks

i was at work, so i as in an unspankable situation.

i don't want to post her pic. thats mean.

you seem to have quite a talent for seducing women of the orient.

i think chinese chicks hunt down white dudes who live in asia. filipinas do it to. they msg me all the time.

Iquit youre just so fuckin irresistible.

-The Asian Caucasian Sensation

Back in 6th grade, my friend would steal Playboy magazines from Barness & Noble and sell them to me for very cheap. I thought there was just one hole in the vagina, but then again, I didn't know anything about the human reproductive system until roughly around 10th grade.

Those two broads from Nightcalls was HOT HOT HOT. Especially when their tongues touched.

I had an issue with Farah Fawcet, Carmen Elektra, The guy from Renegade's wife, and I think Cindy Crawford?

Oh yeah, I had some softcore movies too.

After a while, I dumped them in the boy's restroom at school.

A friend of mine visited our homeboy in Taiwan for a couple of weeks. I caught him late night on msn once, and asked if he had gotten laid. His response: "FUCK THAT - YOU HAVE TO BE WHITE TO GET ANY PUSSY AROUND HERE!"

I found that extremely funny. He was just another no game having slope in a sea of faceless, indistinguishable slopes. Just like here in Toronto.

weapon, have u posted that before? i just caught some wicked deja vu.

i think so. It's my one story about white people in Asia. Even though there's no white people in the story. I tell it the same way everytime, too.

I'm glad I reminded myself of this. I think I'm gonna call my buddy and laugh at him right now.

asians have the smallest dicks, asian women jump all over the americanos.

Originally posted by iquit@Mar 4 2005, 12:21 PM

i was at work, so i as in an unspankable situation.

 

i don't want to post her pic. thats mean.

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ok, could ya pm it to me instead? next time i'm in konky hong i'll buy you a beer, i swear

Yeah, I know a girl who will do that on command. Chicks who live in the middle of nowhere, with access to the interweb, are basically derelicts with tits and flat stomachs.

Certified.

although it has tapered off to a standstill now...there was a time a few years ago when there was a nonstop barrage of girls who showed me thier naked bodies via interweb. im not sure how i feel about that now. but at the time, i was like...well my dear, if you must.

its basically like going to the strip club but its free and theres not a beer special.

Originally posted by iquit@Mar 4 2005, 01:31 AM

 

on another note. you know what i think is crazy? when i was like 10 years old, finding some pornagraphic material was like the most awesome thing ever. it would usually be some soggy hustler magazine laying in a gutter for a month and i would try to turn the pages without tearing them. isn't it fucking crazy that young kids are all growing up with limitless access to crazy porn on the internet? i never really thought abuot it. all i know, is that if i had that shit growin up, i probably would've broke my dick off before my 13th birthday.

 

^ :china: ^

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Holy shit man, do i hear that. Usually when someone had porn at school it was some bad kid from the blue collar portion of town. I remember my first porno material was when Jake brought a mag to school and tore the lesbian section out because he "hated homos" but i was deft enough to snag it from the trash before anyone else.

Yeah, porn back in the day was a rare fucking thing and today it's just so easy to come up on.

Originally posted by fr8lover+Mar 3 2005, 08:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fr8lover - Mar 3 2005, 08:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i remember when i was in 6th grade, which wouldve been around 94 or so, kids who had internet access (which were pretty few and far between) would sometimes print out naked pictures of girls and bring them to school. 

 

at the time that was the most amazing technological advancement i had ever seen...i had no older brothers and a dad who either didnt read porno or hid them VERY well.  pixelated pictures of jenny mcarthy naked on the beach printed on a shitty bubble jet were about the best i could get.

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HAH! I remember in eighth grade, which was 96, my boy bought a few laser printer pictures of two naked chicks and some girl getting fucked. We went to a catholic grammar school so he left them in the school bathroom as a joke. I had found out about this, and promptly went in there with my bookbag and took them home and hid them under my bed. I'm pretty certain my mom found them like a year later.

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weapon, have u posted that before? i just caught some wicked deja vu.

*Same here.

Originally posted by swif1@Mar 3 2005, 06:43 PM

The guy from Renegade.

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Hahaha I miss that show. Lorenzo Lamas...what a memorable actor.

I'm here to confirm that pornography is nothing special to someone who grew up in the mid 90s.

By the time I was 11 I could have gotten any porn I wanted, but didn't.

i never realized porn until i was like 11,i knew all about sex before then because i lived around a bunch of hoodrats,but i didnt think there was soo much to it until i had sex the first time,i thought you just stuck it in the vagina and went back and forth,but now im the master,i guess its because of porn,i wouldnt have the same pace if i never watched it..but i think porn has no purpose anymore,it might get you horny but i dont get any pleasure by it,i have to have the real deal or its pointless..