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ask mr. bojangles, he knows all! (the advice column.)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MR BOJANGLES, Jan 9, 2002.

  1. MR BOJANGLES

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    ask mr. bojangles, he knows all! (the advice column.)

    Discussion started by MR BOJANGLES - Jan 9, 2002

    now open for business!:D
     
  2. bigpoppa.k

    bigpoppa.k 12oz Elite Member

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    bigpoppa.k - Replied Jan 9, 2002

    what do you know about gamma rays from exploding Neutron Stars and their effects on the planet?
     
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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Jan 9, 2002

    man, i hate those things. i go out on a beer run and get beaned in the head with what...? THATS RIGHT, a gamma ray. i say they suck and we should get rid of them. my advice to all of you on this one is to put one of those big blue tarps over your house to avoid this problem.
    p.s. those are what cause potholes in the roads too.
     
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    Pistol - Replied Jan 9, 2002

    Bojangles.
    Why do girls think we can be "just friends"?
     
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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Jan 9, 2002

    because they dont remember that when they were kids and playing barbie all nice, we were making the same dolls have hot, plastic,lesbian sex.
     
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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Jan 9, 2002

    i think she works this weekend.
     
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    damn Bojangles. I give you alot of credit for putting up with countless guys here on 12oz asking for naked flicks of Iris (ME) and guy asking to borrow Iris (Teaser)
     
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    shameless self promotion - Replied Jan 9, 2002

    uuuuh...that being said...can you show us a pic of your woman.....?
     
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    who died and made you Ouija?
     
  11. DEE38

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    DEE38 - Replied Jan 9, 2002

    Okay here is my question:

    Me and this guy has been chilling for like 4 months now. He's into the whole girlfriend/boyfriend title.. and i'm like, just calm down with that, i dont know yet. So we're an unofficial,titleless,whatever..

    Ok, around the homies, he's the devil. I call him thuglife because he gets rediculously gay around them. A conversation that started from art history to political science, can go to WHATTUP BOO, SO WHAT CHU UP TO, NIGGA SHORTY LETS TALK ABOUT HARD KNOCK LIFE AND STEALING WHEELS OFF NIGGAS TIRES, as soon as a homeboy walks in.

    MY QUESTION IS, why do you fucking men do that? I mean we aint getting mushy on the phone or anything (if he did i'd sock him in the face, cuz im anti-mushy on the phone)... we were just being intellectual, then all of a sudden tim walks in, and your a total dumbass.

    It bugs the fuck outta me, and I tell him all the time, and he's like, yeah i'm sorry...... gotta be hard infront of the boys... cant let them see me sweating a chick.. this and that. It's not like I make him say I LOVE YOU PUMPKIN on the phone or anything! he's allowed to be whatever man he wants, but the change of tone gets played out.

    Just tell me Bonjangles, why the fuck does this happen, and give me a recipe to stop that shit permanetly for future men to come. Don't front like yall dont do it too.. I'll find all of you.. i will.. and make you recite shakespeare poems to me on the phone while all your homeboys are over.

    Thanks,
    Pissed off In Vegas.
     
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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Jan 9, 2002

    i would throw them at cars and people from a tall, tall building.
     
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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Jan 9, 2002

    i dont know, but jesus died for all of us or something.
     
  14. MR BOJANGLES

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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Jan 9, 2002

    ah yes, i used to be the same way!
    if he grew up in the inner city like some of us, the principles of respect differ great from other places. social raank is not based on intelligence, etc. it is about how "real" and "down for whatever" you are. if one homie sees you "goin soft" the whole hood will find out, and youre no longer in on whatever dirt is happenin. take it from me. i used to be dr. jekyll and mr. hyde too. give hime time he will grow into his testosterone!
     
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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Jan 9, 2002

    p.s. for all you iris crazed boys out there. i asked her if i could post a pic and she was a lil iffy. ill ask her again in a few days.:king: