HAL Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 For my loyal 12ozers, I'm offering my unparalleled wisdom regarding a myriad of subjects. Virtually any question may be asked. Relationship advice, predictions for the future, you name it. At least until I get tired of you fucking bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Mango or Gloss Orange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 should i fuck my cousin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 *real question should i spend 300 dollars or save it for a rainy day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i got questions: how will this season's 24 end? is it ethically correct for both genders to wear thongs? soup or salad? who/what will eventually kill Chuck Norris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I'll field the Chuck question, OG. Chuck Norris will without a doubt kill Chuck Norris since he is the only force alive capable of doing so. It will most likely occur in a freak roundhouse accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Q: Is leaving a voicemail for a girl giving her the upper hand? (i.e. one you are interested in) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Should I ask it or think a little more about it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 is it possible to get american accents buttercup? (edit) and is it any good? whats the signifigance behind your name? where would you go if you could go anywhere? (on this world) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 What's the name of that cute chick in the Cingular commercial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staccato Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Why have I lurked on 12oz. so long but never posted... until now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i get off of work around 7:30ish should i rush to the galleria which closes at 9 to pick up my jeans that were being altered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Are you waiting for questions to pile up and then answer them or is this an elaborate scheme to make us all look like fools? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i was just wondering that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoi1 system Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 will fatalist ever recognize me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Will this kid buy clothes that werent made for a 15 year old female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 why can't i think of a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 why havent any questions been answred yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Should i A) stack up my dough and be homeless and travel? B) continue schooling even though i dont know what im doing C) smoke a backwood junt D) loc out (sort of goes with the backwood) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 whats a good website to buy blades? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Is there a quick way to get rid of these unsightly love handles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 http://www.esupplystore.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by crispy@Mar 29 2006, 01:52 PM i got questions: how will this season's 24 end?? Quoted post FUCK THAT - DON'T SPOIL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 Beefeater: Definitely gloss orange. Mango is not and never will be Indian Spice. Porkchop: It will be the hottesat sex of your life. CACashRefund: Spend that shit in one foul swoop, stat. crispy: I believe 24 will end this season with Jack Bauer having a standoff atop a high building with Julian Sand's character, then they get in a scuffle near the edge of the building, but Chloe hacks into the microchip lodged in the bad guy's brain and they wind up in a gay love frenzy. Afterwards Jack and the blond chick he interrogated Monday night will push the guy off the building and have a base jumping wedding ceremony after he splats on the ground. It is unethical for either gender to wear thongs. Girls should always wear the panties with the ties on the side. Buttfloss is hell-of gay. Definitely soup, especially if it's chowda. Chuck Norris will shrivel away after his newfound hipster irony fame blows over. Lens: If you're worried about upper hands, girls are not for you. They don't care about that shit. Deterrent: Shoot first, ask questions later. Mar: Buttercup is alright. I once used 5 cans to fill a semi-large piece. I'd opt for Summer Squash or better yet, Painter's Touch Sun Yellow. My name is in reference to old growth forests. I would go to Japan. Herbivore: Stop mocking me, you saucy twat. Staccato: It's because you're a coward inside, although you put forth a tuff persona. You drink Guinness because you think it makes you appear tougher. Yemmy: No, but my friend has some, and we smoked some in the car last weekend. It wasn't the best, but not the worst either. I decided my girl needs to get hooked on that shit, stat, and chill the fuck out. Fatalist: I assume a galleria is what we on the east coast call a "mall". Unless your jeans have buckles, zips, snaps and chains, you should stay far, far away from the mall forever. Lens: I was not anticipating this kind of response. I will be on my game next time. Fatalist: Please make your response in the form of a question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 are longboards really as gay as rollerblades ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Mar 29 2006, 07:40 PM http://www.esupplystore.com Quoted post i didn't see any knifes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 http://www.esupplystore.com/box_cutters.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i heart glik0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 will i fuck this girl on friday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 girls are not for me? what a rip off How many times have you been to Japan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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