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ASK CON2

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CONTWO, Jun 16, 2002.

  1. CONTWO

    CONTWO Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 0
    hello! here at the mk reasearch labs at our rotating base which revolves around every bodys favorite small town,philadelphia,myself and a few others{ruin,am51,and nextel and bills on the come up,yall,word!!...fresh!}have put the finishing touches on our p-54 answercomputerdelta2300,and are prepaired to answer at will the questions thrown out herin
    gracias
     
  2. railroadjerk

    railroadjerk Guest

    will i ever find a girl who is worth more than just eye candy or a hookup at a party? i need a girlfriend, con. give me the deets!
     
  3. CONTWO

    CONTWO Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 0
    railroad jerk,our systems say no fuckin way,you write graffiti on walls,which equals no pussy,or 3 oclock slop once in awhile,but not a cool girl who likes graffiti,she likes the corniest white guy with cornrows that you know,why,you may ask,girls are dumb,says the poloinkitron machine,which is never wrong,dont get all swole up,we dont get no pussy either,we answer questions at 4 in the morning
     
  4. railroadjerk

    railroadjerk Guest

    word. well that sounds like the m.o.

    if i could marry a train and have babies with it probably would...

    they dont have issues and mental problems about not getting enough attention from daddy as a child.
     
  5. Dyptheria

    Dyptheria Guest

    i'm so blessed that i have a girl that is so down. not only does she look hot, she's hella interesting to talk to, goes to art school, loves my graff, loves to go painting with me, and films me painting and makes movies with it. :king:
     
  6. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    riddle me this...


    where you been foolio?
     
  7. CONTWO

    CONTWO Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 0
    smart,travelling,sez the q14 perodic widget valve compressor
     
  8. Kill Whitey

    Kill Whitey New Jack

    Joined: Jun 15, 2002 Messages: 90 Likes Received: 0
  9. ego trippin

    ego trippin Guest

    Where did my other sock go?
    and because your computer can answer anything, try this one on:

    What question would be too complex for the computer to answer, causing immediate meltdown?
    And if you answer with "no question is too complex", then i do believe you would be lying, so people didn't know your one weakness.
    I am evil
     
  10. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    so... sometimes I watch the news on one channel and all the girls, I mean, female newscasters, send me messages through the TV telling me to imagine them in various sexual situations... they encourage me to be graphic in my fantasies, but... other times, I see the same girls, but they want to be in fantasies involving female newscasters from other networks, and sometimes, even weather girls... so... my question is...

    What kind of man reads Playboy?
     
  11. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    why havent humans learn to love each other?
     
  12. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    dont worry, i know the answer

    im just drunk.
     
  13. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    Do you know Pastor?
     
  14. sneak

    sneak Guest

  15. CONTWO

    CONTWO Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 0
    kill whitey-who killed tupac,what killed notorious big,and i dont know killed big L
    ego trippin-dryer gnomes got your sock,and no weakness,now that i have the weaknessoserator 5670
    smart-a man on the toilet reads playboy
    sneak-why not
     
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