Hoblow Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 With all the "ask a ...." threads going around, coupled with Smart displaying a fairly negative attitude towards Australians in the "ask a mexican" thread, I figured I'd at least give you guys an option to ask any stupid questions you might have about the land Down Under and get laughed at, then straightened out. If you don't have any questions, well fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 FUCK YOU! STOP ALREADY WITH THESE GODDAMN THINGS none of you have any true insight (besides maybe HAL or like lens or that cop...possibly even Kr430n5 666 or some other wise old 12oz member) Being an Aussi doesnt make you special or insightful unless you're mr. abc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 It definitely makes you more insightful about being australian than if you were canadian. Fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Parklife... Is your brother at school today? Is it true aussies are the best lovers in the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Is it true aussies are the best lovers in the world? Yes, hard and fast, none of this continental stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 Parklife... Is your brother at school today? Is it true aussies are the best lovers in the world? I don't know, I don't live with him anymore. As for your second question, I can only judge that by myself and the girls I've slept with, but the answer is yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Being an Aussi doesnt make you special or insightful unless you're mr. abc thats up there with the biggest dick ridings I've ever seen on the zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 yes he's obviously got an e-crush on abc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I know I do, but only because he reminds me of K-fed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Myself and a handfull of others gave Smart so much shit a few years ago, I cant blame him from hating Aussies so much. Yes and on a side note, the amount of dick riding on this forum seems to have met an unrivialed high. Mero, and ABC particuly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Parklife... Is your brother at school today? Yeah, he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 can you name three internationally famous austrailian bands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 ACKADACKA Coldchisel INXS Nick Cave and the bad seeds tupac shakur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Your forgetting The beatles. Drinky drinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 whatever happened to Pugwall and the Orange Organics? its been a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 can you name three internationally famous austrailian bands? I would've said: Men at work (the first australian band to make the cover of the american rolling stone and had a number one hit with "land down under"), then AC/DC and INXS, who I believe also had a number one. On the topic of aussie bands making number one in the US, the Seekers did it with "Georgie girl" way back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 whatever happened to Pugwall and the Orange Organics? its been a minute. I don't know how hard it is for you people to figure this shit out, but australia is not britain. You ignorant fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I'm a pom, dickhead. Pugwall was an Aussie, in fact his whole shitty band was, so I figured I'd ask a humourous question cos your thread is slowly dying on its arse whatever, fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 that 'Beds are Burning' band is internationally famous... Sex Toys Tax-Deductible in Australia SYDNEY, Australia (AP) -- Prostitutes, strippers and lap dancers can claim tax deductions for adult toys and lingerie, officials said Friday, as the Australian Taxation Office issued a list of deductible items for the sex industry. Condoms, lubricants, gels and oils are among a myriad of other items that these workers can claim against tax, according to a fact sheet issued on the office's Web site. While they cannot claim deductions for fitness classes that keep them in shape, the tax office ruled they can claim the cost of dance lessons. "You can claim the cost of replacing or repairing things like equipment, adult novelties and other apparatus used in your work," the office advises, under a section titled "tools of trade." "This is just another one of our occupational lists that we put together to help people," a taxation office spokeswoman said on customary condition of anonymity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 AUSTRALIA IS THE LARGEST ISLAND IN THE WORLD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 6, 2006 Author Share Posted May 6, 2006 Kinda. These days it's referred to as a continental landmass, measuring 7,600,000 km², rather than an island. But we're the 4th largest continental landmass in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 What is the preferred alcoholic beverage of australia’s indigenous community? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 wine. straight from the cask. im sure this has been explained a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 WOBLA. Where the fuck is my goon bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Milk Cup [pt. 2] Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Parklife: How was the steak and bourbon night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 alright we get it, everyone wants attention. The ask a threads should be overwith now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Should I go see that movie "The Proposition"? Have you seen it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 probably not. and no. get drunk instead. guaranteed to be more worth your while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 7, 2006 Author Share Posted May 7, 2006 ']Parklife: How was the steak and bourbon night? Drunk and smoky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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