sarcasm Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 I found this to be humorous, but stupid nonetheless. If you wish Ashlee Simpson, younger sister of Jessica Simpson, to shut up and die, then you now have a chance to tell her so (indirectly). http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html Just for kicks: Ashlee vs. Jessica vs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Yeah that bitch really makes me wanna la la...launch my fist into her neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 25k signatures including mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Additional Comments (no profanity): i beleive her singing is next to kin of a cat dying under a big fat woman. mine too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 haha,i put you suk,and so does your sister,die!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 "21272. jessie you are not punk" Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted January 15, 2005 Author Share Posted January 15, 2005 Originally posted by GrimeyLife1@Jan 15 2005, 11:36 PM haha,i put you suk,and so does your sister,die!!! Quoted post jessica simpson can suck deez nuts fo sho. she can sing and she's hot. her sister on the other hand, sucks at life, and looks like a buffalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 My favorite Simpson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRECKONIZE Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 ^^ they should hook up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boredstiff Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 How do you fuck up SNL, you only need to play 2 GODDAMN SONGS :hatred: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=ashlee-snl.wmv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 hahaha, I just signed that. She is such a waste of airtime. At least her sister has tits we like to look at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Yeah that bitch really makes me wanna la la...launch my fist into her neck. Hahaha I don't even want to bother. She knows she's a joke. I mean, getting booed at halftime at that college football game (oooops, forgot the name. Orange Bowl?) should knock some sense into her. Or, some talent. something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 she's got fuckin' popeyes chin for chrissakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 i'd hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 i signed it as well she irritatess me sooo much i cant even begin to explain. at least her sis has some nice big boobs and a hot bod hahahahaha but this lil bitch doesnt bring anything to the table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 signed, i really hope they send that shit to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 someone post some video links.. i have no idea whoi this bitch is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Signed, did anyone know shes gettin her own show on MTV.. They'll put anyone on these days... Im gettin one in the fall, good spot too.. Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted January 16, 2005 Author Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by InDY_500@Jan 16 2005, 04:43 AM Signed, did anyone know shes gettin her own show on MTV.. They'll put anyone on these days... Im gettin one in the fall, good spot too.. Hahaha Quoted post yaeh? so you were the biotch who stole that time from me! bastards, mtv said they were giving it to clay aiken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 that bitch has to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 she's such a waste of space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 When she sings she looks like a crackwhore from the 70's with a hangover, that bowlegged biotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 WHATEVER. THEY ARE BOTH FUCKING HOT AND I'D NAIL THEM BOTH TO THE BED. FUCK THE HATERS. WE BOTH KNOW THEY CANT SING OR WHATEVER. BUT AT LEAST WHEN THEY COME OUT WITH VIDEO CLIPS YOU GET TO PERVE ON THEM IN NEXT TO NOTHING. YES PLEASE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK@Jan 16 2005, 02:18 AM WHATEVER. THEY ARE BOTH FUCKING HOT AND I'D NAIL THEM BOTH TO THE BED. FUCK THE HATERS. WE BOTH KNOW THEY CANT SING OR WHATEVER. BUT AT LEAST WHEN THEY COME OUT WITH VIDEO CLIPS YOU GET TO PERVE ON THEM IN NEXT TO NOTHING. YES PLEASE! Quoted post Well, yeah, of course I'd fuck them. But only with their approval. ;) May I? J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 I'D ERECTIONATE THEM IN EVERY ONE OF THEIR ORIFICES AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 TURBO PELVIS SMASH OF FEAR AND OBLIVION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 TURBO ANAL INFLICTION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 she sucks and is ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Jessica is hotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 i saw the clip of her being boo off on a football halftime show, that shit was funny. well, jessica simpsons has a nice pairs of tittays... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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