DEE38 Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 This is now the: Police Who Do Their Job Appreciation Thread. *edit* I got pulled over today for going "95+ mph" on the freeway. Fine, i'm sorry cop, shit. I've had drama at home about me not comming home straight after school like a good elementary student or someshit, so I was pretty hyped up about getting home early and impressing my "guardians" by not stopping anywhere, not visiting my boyfriend today, and just plain ol come home quick. 95mph quick. Then I get puled over. FINE. I was like, ok, great, I fucked up, everything isgoing to be alrite. But this white cop was ROUGH. I mean just fucking full of dick that I had tears in my big brown puppydog eyes. First he goes.. "YOU KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO TO JAIL RIGHT?" "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO JAIL? EVER BEEN TO JAIL?" "IM ABOUT TO TAKE YOU TO JAIL RIGHT NOW!" He's SCREAMING this to me while shoving his head in through my ride, getting all up in my face, scaring the fuck out of me. "GIVE ME YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION..NOW, RIGHT NOW, YOURE ABOUT TO GO TO JAIL" Im thinking. What the fuck this guy is scary. So he goes in his pig mobile, wacks off for 10 minutes and comes back with a ticket saying I have to go to court on the 8th of January. He say's he would talk me to jail right now for reckless driving endangering the lives of woman and children or somebullshit, but he's going to be "NICE" and give me a citation or someshit. I can't even pay my way out of this like a normal ticket. I have to actually go to court. Then he says to bring my parents/owner of the vehicle. I explain that I don't like with them, and he gets mad telling me they better be there, and I tell them i'm from Hawaii and I go to school here, that's all. Then he gets nice, and asks what school I went to, and I tell him the Art School. Then he gets pissed off again cuz he probably wanted me to say something like "I GO TO UNLV, THAT PLACE IS NUMBER ONE!"...cuz his son probably is captain of the football team there or some shit. So then he goes on about how "YOU DIDNT SEE ME BACK THERE? YOU ALMOST PUSHED ME OFF THE BLAH BLAH BLAH" no dick, obviously i didnt. So I drive away with tears in my eyes torn apart knowing how dissapointing this day was and how i'm gunna have to break the news to my strictass owners of me about how this dissapointment of a daughter/sister is even a bigger dissapointement cuz she has to go to "court". GAY. Its ok, really. BUT, the thing is, I already bought my tickets for Hawaii, and my court date is before the time I go back. I totattly forgot about this. I would of told him if I remembered, but I didn't. What can I do? Do I have to spend 600bones to come back early? Or is there a way I can call and explain, and reschedule? Shed some light. I swear to god the music i was listening to influenced the pace in which i was driving. *edit* I am a bastard who could of seriously hurt people, Im a bad person. I will drive responsibly from now on (I promise) ^ and im not being sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 fuck tha police and the 5-0 too... sucks for you dee... but cheer up, there's always beer... edit--------- dee... you can get out of a court date if yer out of the state... don't stress... just get it moved... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted November 22, 2002 Author Share Posted November 22, 2002 Thanks vinyl! thats what i was hoping i could do. I'll just call them or something, yes? But anyway, I wonder what they'll do to me? I swear podrido had something to do with this. He called me yesterday bored while at driving school for some other driving crap. :: shakes fist :: I'm ready to smoke a bowl or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Call as soon as possible and see if you can get the date rescheduled and the name of the officer is on the ticket...i'll leave it at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 if this is yer first speeding ticket you should definately be able to go to traffic school and not even have it effect yer insurance... don't stress it... move the court date, say you'll go to traffic school and no one cares... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOR Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 doesnt sound like the cop was being to rough or anything.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Also if it was a black cop or Latino one would that have made a difference.....admit it you did break the law, your mad becuase you got caught, to blame it on race is just an easy way out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted November 22, 2002 Author Share Posted November 22, 2002 Yeah this is my first speeding ticket, but the thing is.. he didn't even say it was a speeding ticket. He said it was reckless driving that endangered women and children and that he should take me to jail right now for it but will be nice and just send me to court. ? I've had a ticket for running a red light, thats about it. It wasen't even red too those color blind faggots. And Tor, it's not like Rodney King brutal and rough or anything, but damn, did he really have to scream at me? I mean damn.. im sorry I really am, i didnt mean to speed, but shit..... he reminded me of bootcamp sir yes sir type bitches. Sorry im just bitter. Its my fault really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted November 22, 2002 Author Share Posted November 22, 2002 Originally posted by socrates Also if it was a black cop or Latino one would that have made a difference.....admit it you did break the law, your mad becuase you got caught, to blame it on race is just an easy way out I know I did, sorry socrates, really. I dont know why the fuck I automatically had to say he was white. It doesn't matter, i know it doesnt. I'm not mad just bummed at myself. No it woulden't make a difference if that guy was my same race either. He was probably having bad day, I was too. Okay, now that I have vented..... BEER FOR EVERYONE AND GIRLS ON TRAMPOLINES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 that's what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 like they say you can move a court date. call the court or go down there and talk to them dudes. cops can be fairly anal. but dont let him ruin your day. hes gonna go home pissed and beat his wife and you can ummm light candles and sing blondie songs to a hairbrush in your underwear. yeah. i should go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted November 22, 2002 Author Share Posted November 22, 2002 haha T.T.! You got that right! Except that i'm singing Someday by the strokes and drinking some hot cocoa (with marshmellows). Goodnite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Cops do like to beat their wives don't they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 ^^ Its 8 am, so you should be up and out of bed by now TT. Dee, you shouldnt worry, the worst part is over now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Originally posted by Europe ^^ Its 8 am, so you should be up and out of bed by now TT. Dee, you shouldnt worry, the worst part is over now. hahah, i just got off work at 7. its bed time for me. oh, and i should email you, i might be arriving early. oh and dee, thats a good album, i recently stole it and throughly enjoy it. track 2 is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 mmm cold oatmeal. GO TO BED>! GO TO BED.! hmmph.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted November 22, 2002 Author Share Posted November 22, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy hahah, i just got off work at 7. its bed time for me. oh, and i should email you, i might be arriving early. oh and dee, thats a good album, i recently stole it and throughly enjoy it. track 2 is the best. I saw it at Tower records two nights ago and told myself to come back to get it.. and I will. I REALLY like the cover, nice design... and I saw that bjork cd with all her dopest hits on them, nice fucking cover also. Cold oat meal with milk... ink you eat like a queen. yum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Originally posted by ink Lunatic mmm cold oatmeal. GO TO BED>! GO TO BED.! hmmph.;) hmmm me and kylie are watching frank pick up anonomus lovers online at the moment. gay people are funny. oh he broke 100 this summer alone. yeeeeeeesh. sorry its completly offtopic. oh and dee, the whole album is worth it. not one bad track on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FlamingHobo Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 speeding sucks..it kills too many people...you shouldn't do it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 95 MPH??? Man, that's fast..... What's this album? I'm drunk and missed it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 you should have kissed him. he would have been dumbfounded at what was going on and probably would have let you go with a warning. or you could have just shot him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 I can't even pay my way out of this like a normal ticket. i have 2 words for that....BOY FRIEND. vegas cops are nazis.they get trained by satan. and its strange that your court date is on my ex-girlfriends birthday. oh, and it was Snoop Dog that said that. take it easy DEE...like they said the worst is over...and if i was there and that cop started yelling at you like that, i would have seriously said and possibly done something.it would have been my pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rectum Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 hey at least he didnt spear tackle you to the gound and drag you on your face for 20 metres in gravel and then knee your faCE as he broke your arms and throw you in a fucking crowded cell with sexually aggravated men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 hate to break the news to you but... you got what you deserved just like with your last 'red light' incident i told you the same doing 95 on the freeway is reckless driving my roommate got his car impounded for it yes i break the rules, most of the vehicles ive owned have been 'rolling tickets' i learned a long time ago though that i deserve what i get tonite i was doing 120 on the freeway but i didnt get caught. maybe next time i will. blaming the cop is no excuse, hes doing his job. so suck up your tears and be an adult. also if your ticket is for 'reckless driving' be prepared for a hefty fine or community service belive me i know. ps. you can change your court date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Originally posted by When hate to break the news to you but... you got what you deserved just like with your last 'red light' incident i told you the same doing 95 on the freeway is reckless driving my roommate got his car impounded for it yes i break the rules, most of the vehicles ive owned have been 'rolling tickets' i learned a long time ago though that i deserve what i get tonite i was doing 120 on the freeway but i didnt get caught. maybe next time i will. blaming the cop is no excuse, hes doing his job. so suck up your tears and be an adult. also if your ticket is for 'reckless driving' be prepared for a hefty fine or community service belive me i know. ps. you can change your court date you speak the truth. if you're gunna go to a gunfight, don't get pissed when your ass gets shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Dee, When is right anything over 20 miles over the speed limit is reckless op. I got nabbed for it almost in 1998. Got nabbed 22 over and the cop almost took me. Like out of the car him asking me if I was ready to go. I ended up getting lucky I had some out of town friends with me and he gave me the ticket for just speeding. In the end the fine was $180 plus the court costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 man, fuck you..... you did get what you deserved for giving him the teary eyed bullshit. that shit works so often on cops too. fuck that. i fully expect to go to jail for the shit that i do. i have been damn lucky so far that im not behind bars right now or six feet under ground. quit your whining, all you got was a ticket, yeah so its not prepayable. go to court and face the music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 on top of that, if you did almost push him off the road, you REALLY fucked up. and the no obviously i didnt shit dont cut it. if you blow by the wrong person and almost hit them in certain areas, you might not be going to court, you might be going to a morgue instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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