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As Snoop would say "187 ON A MOTHA FUCKIN COP"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DEE38, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    This is now the: Police Who Do Their Job Appreciation Thread.

    *edit*

    I got pulled over today for going "95+ mph" on the freeway. Fine, i'm sorry cop, shit. I've had drama at home about me not comming home straight after school like a good elementary student or someshit, so I was pretty hyped up about getting home early and impressing my "guardians" by not stopping anywhere, not visiting my boyfriend today, and just plain ol come home quick. 95mph quick. Then I get puled over. FINE. I was like, ok, great, I fucked up, everything isgoing to be alrite. But this white cop was ROUGH. I mean just fucking full of dick that I had tears in my big brown puppydog eyes.

    First he goes..
    "YOU KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO TO JAIL RIGHT?"
    "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO JAIL? EVER BEEN TO JAIL?"
    "IM ABOUT TO TAKE YOU TO JAIL RIGHT NOW!"
    He's SCREAMING this to me while shoving his head in through my ride, getting all up in my face, scaring the fuck out of me.
    "GIVE ME YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION..NOW, RIGHT NOW, YOURE ABOUT TO GO TO JAIL"

    Im thinking. What the fuck this guy is scary.
    So he goes in his pig mobile, wacks off for 10 minutes and comes back with a ticket saying I have to go to court on the 8th of January. He say's he would talk me to jail right now for reckless driving endangering the lives of woman and children or somebullshit, but he's going to be "NICE" and give me a citation or someshit. I can't even pay my way out of this like a normal ticket. I have to actually go to court. Then he says to bring my parents/owner of the vehicle. I explain that I don't like with them, and he gets mad telling me they better be there, and I tell them i'm from Hawaii and I go to school here, that's all. Then he gets nice, and asks what school I went to, and I tell him the Art School. Then he gets pissed off again cuz he probably wanted me to say something like "I GO TO UNLV, THAT PLACE IS NUMBER ONE!"...cuz his son probably is captain of the football team there or some shit. So then he goes on about how "YOU DIDNT SEE ME BACK THERE? YOU ALMOST PUSHED ME OFF THE BLAH BLAH BLAH" no dick, obviously i didnt.

    So I drive away with tears in my eyes torn apart knowing how dissapointing this day was and how i'm gunna have to break the news to my strictass owners of me about how this dissapointment of a daughter/sister is even a bigger dissapointement cuz she has to go to "court". GAY. Its ok, really.

    BUT, the thing is, I already bought my tickets for Hawaii, and my court date is before the time I go back. I totattly forgot about this. I would of told him if I remembered, but I didn't. What can I do? Do I have to spend 600bones to come back early? Or is there a way I can call and explain, and reschedule?

    Shed some light.

    I swear to god the music i was listening to influenced the pace in which i was driving.

    *edit*

    I am a bastard who could of seriously hurt people, Im a bad person. I will drive responsibly from now on (I promise)
    ^ and im not being sarcastic.
     
  2. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    fuck tha police and the 5-0 too...

    sucks for you dee... but cheer up, there's always beer...
    edit---------

    dee... you can get out of a court date if yer out of the state... don't stress... just get it moved...
     
  3. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    Thanks vinyl! thats what i was hoping i could do. I'll just call them or something, yes?

    But anyway, I wonder what they'll do to me? I swear podrido had something to do with this. He called me yesterday bored while at driving school for some other driving crap. :: shakes fist ::

    I'm ready to smoke a bowl or something.
     
  4. socrates

    socrates Guest

    Call as soon as possible and see if you can get the date rescheduled and the name of the officer is on the ticket...i'll leave it at that
     
  5. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    if this is yer first speeding ticket you should definately be able to go to traffic school and not even have it effect yer insurance... don't stress it...

    move the court date, say you'll go to traffic school and no one cares...
     
  6. TOR

    TOR Member

    Joined: Nov 5, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 0
    doesnt sound like the cop was being to rough or anything..
     
  7. socrates

    socrates Guest

    Also if it was a black cop or Latino one would that have made a difference.....admit it you did break the law, your mad becuase you got caught, to blame it on race is just an easy way out
     
  8. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    Yeah this is my first speeding ticket, but the thing is.. he didn't even say it was a speeding ticket. He said it was reckless driving that endangered women and children and that he should take me to jail right now for it but will be nice and just send me to court. ?

    I've had a ticket for running a red light, thats about it. It wasen't even red too those color blind faggots.

    And Tor, it's not like Rodney King brutal and rough or anything, but damn, did he really have to scream at me? I mean damn.. im sorry I really am, i didnt mean to speed, but shit..... he reminded me of bootcamp sir yes sir type bitches. Sorry im just bitter. Its my fault really.
     
  9. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13

    I know I did, sorry socrates, really. I dont know why the fuck I automatically had to say he was white. It doesn't matter, i know it doesnt. I'm not mad just bummed at myself. No it woulden't make a difference if that guy was my same race either.

    He was probably having bad day, I was too.

    Okay, now that I have vented.....

    BEER FOR EVERYONE AND GIRLS ON TRAMPOLINES!
     
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
  11. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    like they say you can move a court date. call the court or go down there and talk to them dudes.
    cops can be fairly anal. but dont let him ruin your day. hes gonna go home pissed and beat his wife and you can ummm light candles and sing blondie songs to a hairbrush in your underwear.


    yeah. i should go to bed.
     
  12. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    haha T.T.! You got that right! Except that i'm singing Someday by the strokes and drinking some hot cocoa (with marshmellows).

    Goodnite!
     
  13. socrates

    socrates Guest

    Cops do like to beat their wives don't they...
     
  14. ^^
    Its 8 am, so you should be up and out of bed by now TT.

    Dee, you shouldnt worry, the worst part is over now.
     
  15. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    hahah, i just got off work at 7. its bed time for me.
    oh, and i should email you, i might be arriving early.

    oh and dee, thats a good album, i recently stole it and throughly enjoy it. track 2 is the best.
     
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