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Art school Apes.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by JoeyLawrence, Mar 6, 2002.

  1. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    Alright....lets get a few things straight....if you are in highschool right now, you should really quit graffiti and start playing football right now. WYWS got it right a few years back when they said that scoring the winning goal and drinking lotsa free beer with blonde girls rubbing your ass is better than doing stupid ass graffiti. And if you go to art sbchool, you will learn that almost EVERYONE writes there. Its funny. Art school is so gay that it makes me laugh. I am hated by almost every person at my art school because Im a dickhead i guess. I say the word "fag" on occasion, but try to limit it from my vocabulary seeing that almost every other person you will meet at art school is a transgendered crossdressing lesbian with a fetish for homosexual heroin addicted muslim transvestites. But, they still all want to touch you. They all do. You know this. Ok...and when you go to art school make sure to pack all your tightest jeans and vintage shoes with your track jacket and mesh hat. This is the required uniform. And track marks in your arms and legs. You should start doing heroin right now, because that shit is mad popular at art school and will score you mad points with the dykes. its tite bro. and you should quit eating hamburgers. you gotta quit that shit for the wine and tofu. you know the diet for art fags consists of tofu, heroin, man marmalade, and wine and focaccia. ok still not hyped enough??? you can shell out 17 grand a semester to sit in a class and watch ritch kids with dangly earings paint "abstract" drawings of amoebas with expensive oil paints that their daddies and mommies pay for while busting out words like "contarolgoliahorifms" and "apperaturisticatedinmsaiasm" every few words to sound really smart. Thennn you got the coool ass graffiti kids rollin around on their fixed gear messenger bikes with their angry ape eyes and fuckin rambo haircuts tryin to eye you down because they smell the diesel jeans that you have stashed in your timbuk2 bag and they want in on the deal. they try to act like they dont know you and they really dont but they follow you around anyways and they look like they want to touch your balls alot or slice you up. thennnn you got the middle aged potsmoking hippie ass teachers who say "yeahh mann" every other word and sport greying ponytails with their tyedie shirts and all-black-motifs. fuck. play football kid. get into sports go learn chess. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i gotta go to scdhool again tomorrow. im gonna see all my buddies who never talk to me because i wear abercrombie and listen to highschool punk rock. shit maybe i need to listen to "emo" FUCK!!!!!! emo is not even a real word you gayass fuckin nerdasses. HELLA. I FUCKING HATE THAT WORD HELLA. who the fuck made that shit up?????? gay ass westcoast slang. whiteman ebonics. FUCK THAT SHIT. go listen to your dashboard confessional you fuckin pansy ass motherfuckin wheatboy. FUCKIN DIE. YOU FUCKIN FDIE NOW> you know whats cool about art school though? you can get away with almost anything. Example...I come to school pilled up constantly and play with my switchblade on the balcony hallways where no one hangs out while listening to antischism on my discman. I also brag about how sexy I am to everyone. I love that shit. It makes them sigh and roll their eyes. I find myself waking up daily to take shots in my shower out of my huge ass bottle of absolut just to get the day numbed up. I fuckin hate it. I fuckin hate it. But im always listening to old atdi or some tmv. fuck. fuck fuck. Yo i hate ebonics. I hate that stuff. "hecka" that words even more gay. SOOO FUCKIN GAY. No WORDS Can explain how gay that shit is. ART IS DUMB. most art out here i look at it and raise my nose. That shit is so fuckin elitest bullshit and its crap. Its pure shit. 100% shit. people think that painting naked dudes boning eachother in the ass on a piece of metal and making lotsa drips and splattering paint is cool. Its not. netigthte is tea bagging. well iff its a girl you hate its alright, wait no. thats just mean. and you know what? ive met like 2 people in the entire school that i would ever be interested in talking to for more than like 3 minutes. It makes me so antiscocial its great. I dont fuckin care. I dont got blue underwear. well yeah i do. like 4 pairs. its dope. ANNND another thing....whenever i meet someone who i think is cool and stuff....like ten minutes into the convorsaation they are like yo brooo im gonna go toke a bowl and listen to marley. what the fuck IS THAT SHIT?!!?!? fuck bob marley. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FANCY GREEN LEAVES. fuck you. I GOT MY PILLS. I GOT EM I GOT EM. Im FUCKIN STRAPPED. So bring the pain motherfucker bring the pain. I m thinkin about mjovin to italy this summer.
  2. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i truely hate art school kids... almost as much as regular college kids... but if i had the money, i'd probably go to art school anyway. oh well, community college works fine...
  3. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    ladies and gentlemen...the always entertaining popgunwar!
    99% of your posts are a totally unfiltered stream of conciousness...I like that...
  4. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    someone say Apes?
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    when you just breeze over the above paragraph (?)
    it sounds like a drunken homer simpson rant...

    ANNND another thing....
    my huge ass bottle of absolut just to
    e they smell the diesel jeans that you have stashed in your timbuk2 bag and they want in on
    also brag about how sexy I am to everyone. I love that shit. It makes them sigh and roll their

    crazy talk
  6. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

  7. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    most of that didnt make sense , but as ese said i love this shit anyhow bc its so uncensored , and you just ramble on about how you hate shit .........haha good show mate
  8. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    Maybe, and this is a huge stab in the dark on my part, you don't belong in art school?

    whingey fucker
  9. nocalfr8tr

    nocalfr8tr Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2001 Messages: 371 Likes Received: 0
    with all this hating going on, i'd like to say...
  10. NATO

    NATO Guest

    is there anything worse than a hippy teacher? ive met a couple all of whom i would have quite happily put through a log chipper and given the back garden some extra fertiliser.
  11. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    other than the fact that i don't want to, a big part of me not wanting anything educationally art related is the whole 'scene'. i think sir popgun described it quite vividly.
  12. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    A right-wing teacher..............
  13. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1


    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    HAHAHA i cant agree with this more
  15. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    this post was great...i dont go to art school but we have our share of those kind of people here...word up.