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eurotrash is cool. i want to be eurotrash.

 

i enjoy

chainsmoking dunhills

tanning all day

dolce and gabbana.

lounging and being lazy in general

wearing brief swimsuits

drinking bellini

listening to french/german/italian electro all day

pouting

crocodile skin

too much coffee

being naked

deep-tanned girls with bleach-blond hair (only on my really trashy days)

fur

um.....c****ne

wearing black sunglasses CONSTANTLY, day and night, indoors & out

versace. lots of versace.

finlandia vodka

i will live in capri one day

 

who in this shithole is eurotrash

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that's not eurotrash.

that's the american idea of cheap euro glam.

Please.... too much Benny Benassi on your rotation.

 

real eurotrash is:

 

neon ski suits

renault cars

peter styvesants 120's

stoli vodka

all over print shirts (maybe tigers?)

le coq sportif

bands on sunglasses

onion breath

flat noses

old american sneakers.

80's hair.

 

it aint pretty.

You're thinking of Miami beach.

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Originally posted by <KEY3>

neon ski suits

renault cars

stoli vodka

le coq sportif

old american sneakers.

80's hair.

 

well i enjoy these things as well. especially stoli and le coq sportif and 80s hair

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Originally posted by !!! SUB DUDE

i enjoy

too much coffee

being naked

deep-tanned girls with bleach-blond hair (only on my really trashy days)

finlandia vodka

 

This is what I can agree on.

You got your impressions about Eurotrash twisted...

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we need to amend the 12oz constitution to include a 'no douchebag' clause.

bragging about how fashionable you are, while you live in fucking LOUISIANA!!!!! is gay as shit.

"oh, look at me, i wear my collar sticking up and drink 8 dollar coffees".

seriously, kids are going to start getting punched indiscriminately for shit like that around here.

it's the new gay-bashing, but waaaaaay better.

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Originally posted by seeking

we need to amend the 12oz constitution to include a 'no douchebag' clause.

bragging about how fashionable you are, while you live in fucking LOUISIANA!!!!! is gay as shit.

"oh, look at me, i wear my collar sticking up and drink 8 dollar coffees".

seriously, kids are going to start getting punched indiscriminately for shit like that around here.

it's the new gay-bashing, but waaaaaay better.

 

OHMYGODSEEKING. i wasn't bragging about ANYTHING in this thread, moron. THIS would be bragging:

"SO YEAH, I'M BASICALLY PRETTY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, WHILE SEEKING IS A DIRTY WAD OF SHIT."

annnnnd i don't wear my collars up. nice try. annnnnnd i'm only TEMPORARILY living in nowhere USA. it's back to shopping at canal place and bumming around with junkies in the ghetto and rejecting rich infatuated tulane girls when i'm cranky come january. i swear, hippies are gonna start to get stabbed in the neck indiscriminately around here.

get your finger out your anus you creep.

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Originally posted by seppuku

subdude you hyperfag. are you sticking around for ivan?

 

HI SLUT, yes i am, are you? everyone from UNO and LSU is in town to keep my bored ass company now. too bad i'll have to deal with braindead grandparents and ADHD cousins and possibly a murderous aunt if they evacuate to stay with us. lame.

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Originally posted by !!! SUB DUDE

it's back to shopping at canal place and bumming around with junkies in the ghetto and rejecting rich infatuated tulane girls when i'm cranky come january. i swear, hippies are gonna start to get stabbed in the neck indiscriminately around here.

 

nothing exemplifies 'discriminating taste' like junkies.

good luck with that!

and i highly support the stabbing of hippies as well.

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You know in the movie 'sexy beast' how they

retire to spain to live in a sunny villa year round?

 

Well that's the good kind of eurotrash.

Poles in neon bodysuits are NOT the good kind.

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