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Ninjas rock but they can be pissed off fast.

This one time I was walking to my local 7-11, and along the way I ran into a ninja. He stopped me and asked, "Do you have the time?" And I was like "...WOAH, yeah.." I looked at my watch and I guess he didn't like the brand or how long it took me to read it. He punched me in the side of the head. It hurt. I said, "OWWW that hurt!" and with that he walked away. I turned around to face him and he was gone. That will be burned into my brain for many years to come.

 

 

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. "The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes. "

 

haha

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