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Are you a grown up yet?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Oct 27, 2003.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    source

    <span style='color:gold'>25 signs you've "grown up"</span>

    How many apply to you?

    My comments in Italics

    ---------------------------------------Holler!

    1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a
    one of them.
    -Well this one I true for me... the plants are boderline alive

    2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
    -no.. not having sex in any sized bed is absurd

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    -I leave space for more beer

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
    -Only 6:00? Is the sun up yet? That's when I crash

    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    -I like the oldies

    6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
    -The umbrella is to hit people with

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup
    and breakup.
    -Only 1 or 2 of them

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
    -Damnit! That one hurts

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
    -I wish they did!

    10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
    next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
    -Sorry... I refuse to call police unless my life is on the line

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    -Well in my family that was never taboo. I just didn't understand them

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    -I dont need to know. There's better places open later... that serve beer!

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments
    go up.
    -no car = no payment

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
    -I dont feed myself right, let alone some butt-sniffing mutt!

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    -Not my couch. It's nicer than most beds.

    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
    -sure I do... at work no less

    17. Dinner and a movie = The whole date instead of the
    beginning of one.
    -Always a lame thing to do. Try to be inventive kids

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would
    severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
    -mmm.... suicide wings and a pitcher!

    19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids,
    not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
    -I go for advil and condoms

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
    -sorry... but it never was! same goes for 40's of O.E.

    21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
    -Only as a hangover-helper

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never
    going to drink that much again."
    -It's like being an athlete, you have to practice to keep in winning form

    23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is
    for real work.
    -clearly you can all tell my feelings on this one

    24. You don't drink at home to save money before going
    to a bar.
    -Come on now... why the hell not?

    25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't
    apply to you!
    -well I only found a handfull that did... so I'm okay with it.


    ------------ My positive additions -------------

    -You dont have to save up for weeks to get a playstation
    -You know more about wine then just 'red or white'
    -You can talk to old people and make them laugh
    -a 30 year old woman is closer to your age than your parents!
     
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    and to paraphrase Chuck D...
    because it seems relevant

    If you are 25 and you dont have a lesson you
    can teach an 18 year old then you really have nothing to offer society.
     
  3. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    I saw chuck d live a year or so ago.

    I'll do the test thing later.
     
  4. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    Im on my way to my art history class ill do the test when i get back.
     
  5. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    i got seven of 'em... am i an old man yet?

    living plants, queen size bed, more food than beer, up at 6am (school and work double duties), loss of vacation, fucking around online too much, and chicken makes me sick.

    here's another one:

    you thinkvolvos are both stylish and a good investment.
     
  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    ahhh... trick question!

    No car is an 'investement' (save for really old models) because
    you aren't actually 'investing' in them. Simply an investement
    gives you a return on your money and most cars value drop by
    about a grand as soon as they drive off the lot.

    oops... I was acting very old right there.
     
  7. deph

    deph New Jack

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    Looks like I'm not grown. Shit .
     
  8. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 0
    i know FOR DAMN SURE, that i'm not, and never will. being childish is always fun. i don't see how old people sit at home and read their newspapers, and drink they're coffee and shit like that. what's the FUN in that?
     
  9. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    haha, kilo7 showing off a few extra rings round the old trunk...
     
  10. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    I can smoke my botany. 10 more years of childhood for me! WOOO!






    ...pardon that.
     
  11. sneak

    sneak Guest

    some times i pretend im old :D
     
  12. krie

    krie Guest

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
    dam working days
     
  13. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
    My comments in Italics

    1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a
    one of them.
    -while not my own, the plants in my house are mostly alive

    2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
    -this is dumb, next.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    -its about even

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
    -i agree with this most of the time

    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    -dumb. next.

    6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
    -TWC is very informative, but i dont watch it.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup
    and breakup.
    -only 1

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
    -not yet, but my summer aint no picnic

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
    -jeans and tshirt is dressed up

    10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
    next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
    -never

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    -always have

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    -still do, but i dont go.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments
    go up.
    -total opposite

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
    -no dog

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    -im used to it

    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
    -whenever i get the urge

    17. Dinner and a movie = The whole date instead of the
    beginning of one.
    -my girl and i love doing this, but we keep it creative

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would
    severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
    -agreed. i stick to burritos or pizza

    19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids,
    not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
    -"I go for advil and condoms" -Kilo7

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
    -wine is overrated. thats a sixpack of miller light tall boys right there!

    21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
    -Only as a hangover-helper

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never
    going to drink that much again."
    -ive been drinking less, but itll no doubt pick up at anytime

    23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is
    for real work.
    -FALSE

    24. You don't drink at home to save money before going
    to a bar.
    -thats pretty much all i do

    25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't
    apply to you!
    -BOO.


    ------------ My positive additions -------------

    -You dont have to save up for weeks to get a playstation

    i still have my SNES

    -You know more about wine then just 'red or white'

    always have

    -You can talk to old people and make them laugh

    fuck yeah, but i like old people making me laugh more.

    -a 30 year old woman is closer to your age than your parents!

    about even there
     
  14. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    I still laugh when people make farting noises in a quiet room.:lol:
     
  15. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0

    phew...I guess im kinda old....
     
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