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are girls really clean

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Oct 20, 2001.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    im still trying to figure out what the fuck is up with all this body wash, facial scrub nonsense....i spent the night at my girls friends house last night (yes, my girlfriend was with me) and when i got up to shower before school i was horrified to find there was no soap in the shower...just bottles upon bottles of gooey brightly colored stuff. so i break out the body wash after scouring the label for any signs that it actually disinfects (which i only found very breifly mentioned)...it definatly didnt clean like soap, just slid around and seemed especially in effective when it came to the places that cleanliness really matters....after being left feeling gooey and generally in the same state i was when i woke up i procceded to wash my face...once again no soap, time to grab a bottle with mango colored goo...this had the basic consistency of the body wash with one difference, it had sand in it...out of the shower i can say i smell lovely, i do feel clean however i dont trust this feeling...i believe it to be mearly a facade to further the bath and body works army of nice smelling, unclean girls...hhhhhmmmmm
     
  2. Tell me about it....

    Every weekend i stay at my girls place.I just cant find a bar of soap.Its all that weird colorfull products that make me nauseous.She lives with her sister so multiply that by2.I am not a fan but since we're taking bath together i realy dont mind at all.
     
  3. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    try living full-time with your girl, i can't escape it.
    on the flip, i thank god my girlfriend isn't all about make-up
    though, so in the end i tolerate the moutain
    of skin products and body wash shtuffs.
    we still have soap too...mind you, its soap
    she bought, and its called 'Fa':rolleyes:
     
  4. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    in order to use the colorful goo you have to use one of those scruncy looking things, which by the way are one of the most femine looking things ive ever seen. this has to be some ploy by bath and body works to actually make girls cleaner and keep guys to afraid to pick up a scruncy so we're all dirty and disgusting.
     
  5. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    believe me...im doing that right now but its my house too so soap is mandatory, like tesser said, houses of all girls are the real zingers....
     
  6. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    dude, learn to love the 'scrubbie' and the accompanying 'body washes' that shit is the greatest stuff in the world. not only does it keep you smelling like a big fucking strawberry (trust me, girls love that shit) but it foams up and its all bubbly and that equals FUN!

    seeking/(l)oofah
     
  7. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
    i don't know if seeking was joking, but i love the scrubby and the body wash and all the weird sanitary products....i shower so fucking often i might as well have something to keep me amused
     
  8. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    man, why does no one believe me anymore? i love all that shit. i grew up with just two sisters and my mom, i became accustomed to all that 'girlie' shit at an early age. since then, 7 years of basically living with girlfriends and theres no way around it. i got some dope ass 'summer mellon' victorias secret lotion right now... a remnant from an ex... good shit.. dont front, men dont have to smell like BO and dirt to be men.
     
  9. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    hahhaha...another minion of the smelling good but not clean army...go ahead "exfoliate" yourself with the scubbies and the sand filled goo, it just cant hang with a nice bar of dial...after my experience this morning im am not convinced it does anything more than make you smell good and leave you smooth...i could do that with a bottle of colonge and some hand lotion...i was trying to avoid this all together but it proves my point...
    ever try and wash your ass with that stuff???
     
  10. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    i think i'd be worried less about he crust in her toes than the ten guys who ran train on her in college or that little rash that flairs up every so often..

    nahmean?
     
  11. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    hahaha...

    boogie, think about it, exfoliating scrubs are way more effective than normal soap, cause its like washing up with a sandpaper wash cloth. but it doesnt make you bleed or anything...
     
  12. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    hhhmmmm....that could be true but wouldnt that be accomplished better with a bar of soap and an exfoliating mitten??? in a bare hands brawl, that means no scrubbies, soap would win over body wash and regardless of scrubbies or not the washing the ass point still stands....it takes a lot of man to exfoliate your ass....ill vote for a cleansing without pain....
     
  13. The Helacious Dr. Dazzle

    The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Messages: 257 Likes Received: 0
    But don't you love how it slithers off your body? And you smell like the African rainforest? Almost....sensual

    Wait, I've said too much
     
  14. nemersion

    nemersion Junior Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 187 Likes Received: 0
    i use that scrubby thing with bar soap. works good.
     
  15. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
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