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Are Crowds Fucking Retarded?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ted Wakowski, Aug 9, 2002.

  1. Ted Wakowski

    Ted Wakowski Guest

    I went to a show last night that was SUPPOSED to be Hip-Hop. The group usually hold shit down but, for some reason, last night they fucking sucked, playing wack covers of Rick James songs and putting about as much enthusiasm into the performance as a 20-year-old limp dog puts into chasing a frisbee.

    What upsets me is the fact that the moron fucking crowd* was actually getting into it, flailing their hands around like chimpanzees and somehow summoning the internal energy to sing along and dance to the disappointing LACK of anything worth moving to on stage. Fortunately I avoided dishing out the twenty-something dollars to get in and be abused by such low-quality entertainment.

    Why was the crowd enjoying themselves? What thought process lead them to believe that the things happening around them were happiness-inducing? Why isn't it legal to spray a room full of assholes with hydrochloric acid, set them on fire, and send in a fleet of rabid, horny boars to fuck their charred remains? These fucking questions plague my hollow mind as I crawl unappreciatively through this taken-for-granted life.

    *the statement preceeding this asterisk can be interpreted as either a 'crowd of people who fuck morons' or 'a group of moronic people' with the adjective 'fucking' used descriptively ... your choice.
     
  2. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

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    I RARELY EVER ENJOY MYSELF AT SHOWS OF ANY KIND AND I NEVER DANCE... I WISH I COULD SEE THE BEATLES OR HENDRIX... THAT WOULD BE DOPE...

    AS FOR THE RATIONALE BEHIND THOSE PEOPLE'S ENTHUSIASM... THEY PAYED TO GET IN SO THEY PROBABLY FELT THE INCLINATION TO MAKE THEMSELVES HAVE A GOOD TIME...

    BY THE WAY, DOGS DON'T LIVE UNTIL THEY'RE 20
     
  3. socrates

    socrates Guest

    It is legal in some states to spray a crowd with acid and then left light them on fire, check your local laws.
     
  4. Ted Wakowski

    Ted Wakowski Guest

    Ok ... 19.
     
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    people will create their own buzz.

    Just think of all the idiots who go bonkers over strobe lights and trance music.

    why?? because that want it to be fun.
     
  6. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

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    DAMN ZESTO I LIKE YOU MORE WITH EVERY POST
     
  7. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    my boy's dog lived until 20, then they put it to sleep. Because of connections, the Globe and Mail (a big Canadian newspaper I don't read) published it's first obituary for someone that ain't human. A pretty big eulogy, still.

    oh, and fuck a "show."
     
  8. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

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    I WENT TO JAMES TAYLOR LAST YEAR AND CRIED AT THE CONCERT

    I WAS PRETTY DRUNK AND TWO DAYS EARLIER MY GIRLFRIEND HAD DUMPED ME OVER THE PHONE WHILE I WAS LOCKED UP...

    TRUE STORY, JAMES TAYLOR IS DEPRESSING AS FUCK, BUT ODDLY UPLIFTING...

    I DON'T LIKE HIP-HOP BUT I LOVE WACK-OW-SKI
     
  9. socrates

    socrates Guest

    Who writes a eulogy for a dog, what are the "highlights" and "accomplishments" for it's life???
     
  10. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    it lived to 20. that's accomplishment enough, no? Anyway, he was a cute dog.
     
  11. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

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    I THINK THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT OF HIGHLIGHTS IN 20 YEARS... EVEN FOR A DOG

    MY ROTT JUST DIED AT 14... AND I HAVE MAD STORIES ABOUT THAT GOOD OLD BOY
     
  12. Ted Wakowski

    Ted Wakowski Guest

    Word. I'm thinking alcohol is playing a part here as well.




    I like how this shit starts as a stupid rant about people at shows and, within 10 posts, morphs into a discussion of dog anecdotes and James Taylor.
     
  13. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

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    KNOW SOMETHING WACK OWSKI?

    IF YOU DON'T LIVE IN WILLIAMSBURGO, DUMBO, OR GREENPOINT YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY MOVE THERE... YOU'RE THE TYPE
     
  14. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    last night i went to this party .... but it was more like a damn mini rave. fuckin trance, strobe lights etc. it was really.. stupid. i had to drink because of the dorks that were skipping around with there photon light key chains. what a shitty day so i just went upstairs and watched t.v. in his room. the 'raaaaaave' got too hardcore for me. before i could tolerate it a little but now I FUCKIN HATE TRANCE.

    anywho.. yea crowds are fuckin retarded. i hate people that walk all retarded too in crowded places like disneyland or mall what not.
     
  15. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

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    I MUST HAVE BEEN AHEAD OF MY TIME BECAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT RAVES WERE CORNY...

    RAVER CHICKS ARE A DIFFERENT STORY: ALWAYS FREAKY

    2 WEEKS AGO ME AND MY BOYS CRASHED A PARTY AT THIS GAY EX-RAVER DUDE'S HOUSE THAT WE KNOW AND DRANK ALL HIS LIQUOR... LATER THAT NIGHT HE ENDED UP PISS DRUNK WATCHING BUFFY RE-RUNS ON TAPE WITH TWO FAT CHICKS AND IT WAS BUGGED BECAUSE HE KNEW ALL THE LINES AND WAS SAYING THEM...

    WHILE THIS WAS GOING ON WE STOLE HIS BLACKLIGHT AND A BAG OF WEED... THE NEXT DAY I FELT GUILTY BECAUSE I'M TOO OLD TO DO THAT TYPE OF STUPID SHIT, BUT AT LEAST I DIDN'T CHEAT ON MY GIRL WITH SOME VISITING SLUT FROM MIAMI WHO WAS ASKING FOR IT...
     
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