Soup Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Im about to grab a few hours of sleep, but post up your day's events you filthy tricksters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 punch and pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 what the foolk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Wait... whaat? Did I screw it up, I thought we started a long time ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 HAHAHAHAHA. my BF is going to get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 sorry, i forgot to pull out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 birf day bif *who says bif anymore??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\(SIN)/ Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 i was gonna put a really loud abonoxious noise thing on a cd and put it into my dads alarm clock, but i forgot about it when i got home..... :( tryin to think of one i can pull on my friend and her sister..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 "Baby?" "yeah babe?" "you love me right?" "course id do!" "ummm im pregnant." "what!?" "...." "oh i get it april fools right? haha you almost had me! almost pissed my pants!" "im serious" "SHIT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Ewwwwww.....That's not right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 i told some one that i was going to kill them. maybe it was a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard@Apr 1 2006, 10:37 AM sorry, i forgot to pull out Quoted post hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princeofatlantis Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 there was a car comin in the street and i said "lets cross" now i have no friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 I remember last year when Mitch Hedberg died, and it was all sketchy because of april fools and then on april 2cnd he was still dead. brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmax Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 i made gay myspace profiles for the assholes who put 500 forks in my front yard. now they got faggots blowing up thier cell phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsuifuku Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 My mom told me today that the twins traded Yohan Santana and Tory Hunter for Barry Bonds :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conspiringone Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 my brother tried to switch my green mouthwash with blue powerade....needless to say that didn't work too well. i slept through my alarm but i was going to park my dads car around the corner so he would think it got stolen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 powerade tastes better than mouthwash..i dont get it? i don't think i have ever partaken in any april fools type of thing or gotten it done to me. i guess people around here realize april fools is fucking stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Originally posted by GEEB@Apr 1 2006, 08:54 AM "Baby?" "yeah babe?" "you love me right?" "course id do!" "ummm im pregnant." "what!?" "...." "oh i get it april fools right? haha you almost had me! almost pissed my pants!" "im serious" "SHIT" Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 My ex girlfriend instant messages me. Her: wanna see the ring i am getting?! Me (like a jackass): sure Her: LINK=tiffany engagment ring bullshizzle Me: oh yea who is giving that to you? Her: Matt (old ex boyfriend from way before me who went to iraq) Me: So what your getting married? Her: Yea finally i mean its been so long Her: I didnt know if I should of told you Me: Why i doesnt really matter to me congrats Her:Oh ok Call 20 min later from her Her: I got two words for you, April fools!!! hahahaha You felt so mad didnt you i know you did. Me: I dont think that was even funny. That was just weird. Her: Come on it was funny. Me: Why I thought you were getting married thats cool. Her: You werent mad at all?! Me: No its not like you have any type of emotional grip on me anymore. Her: Your a fucking asshole you know that!? !CLICK! yea i was pissed as hell about the whole marrage thing. We broke up for no reason basically because i lost my license and couldnt get around to see her as much and i still want to be with her. I dont get why she calls me anymore... FUCKING WAH!!! CALL ME A WHAMBULANCE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 ^haha, that's retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmax Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 i got similar story, my girlfiend kept asking if i was going to marry her and i left her on the highway. true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 I "passed out" in front of my girlfriend... hehehe, she thought I was deaddddddddddd :X Then, I was like "lolz, april fool's". the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 I've done that before, but just for fun. Fake heart attacks always give me a good laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 when i was 13 i was working at my friends family gas station and this 300 pound guy comes in with hisfriend to get his oil changed and he is waiting there sitting in a chair talking with his oxygen tank and shit. all the sudden he starts gasping clutching his chest his face gets all red and i was like oh fuck niggas having a mild cardial infarction i turn around call 911 and he just gets up laughing like hahahahaha that was funny!!!! i got you!!!! your face is white!!!! I had to call back 911 and cancel they gave me bullshit how calling 911 isnt a joke i could be fined it wasnt myfault FUCK FAT PEOPLE!!! YES YOU FATTY FUUCK YOU!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Apr 1 2006, 08:47 PM I've done that before, but just for fun. Fake heart attacks always give me a good laugh Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 my friends girl texted him and so did her friend and told him they had to break up coz she was a lesbian needless to say for ten minutes until the said april fool's he was very sad and amazed then we laughed fuck it was evil of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 well i fucked the fat one tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 i'm disappointed in all of you. *edit: including myself. i slept till 6:47pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Sanders Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by AlwaysBombin+Apr 1 2006, 07:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AlwaysBombin - Apr 1 2006, 07:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>I've done that before, but just for fun. Fake heart attacks always give me a good laugh Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-Some1@Apr 1 2006, 09:16 PM FUCK FAT PEOPLE!!! YES YOU FATTY FUUCK YOU!!! Quoted post ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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