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Nigger Application For Employment It isn't necessary to attach

a photo since you all look alike.

 

Name: _________________________________________

Address: _____________________________________

(If living in automobile, give make, model, & license number)

Gang: _________________________________________

 

Name of Mutha: ______________________

Name of Fatha (if known): _____________________

 

Type of building in which you live: Shack ___ Ghetto slum ____ Public housing ___

Homeless shelter ___ Cardboard box ___

 

Place of Birth: Charity Hospital ___ Free Public Hospital ___ Cotton Patch ___

Back Alley ___ Zoo ___

 

Education (if any): Grade school ___ High School ___ College ___

If college, how financed? Basketball scholarship ___ United Negro College Fund ___

 

Marital Status: Single ___ Common-law ___ Shacked-up ___

 

Number of known children you have: 1st wife: _____ 2nd wife: _____ 3rd wife: _____

Nieghbor's wife: _____ Shack-ups: _____

 

Check qualifications you have: Preacher ___ Gov't employee ___ Demonstration leader ___

Hubcap salesman ___ Rapist ___ Waterbed demonstrator ___ Gang leader ___

Controlled substances distributor ___

 

How many words do you rap a minute? _____

 

Current legal status: On parole ___ Out on bail ___ Fugitive ___ Other ___

 

Check illnesses you have had in the past year: VD ___ HIV ___ Food stamp poisoning ___

 

Type of auto you drive: Cadillac ___ Lincoln ___ BMW ___ Other ___________________

Was this car: Financed? ___ Stolen? ___

If financed, give repossession date: __________________

 

Check foods you like best: Barbeque ___ Fried chicken ___ Carp ___ Coon ___

Possum ___ Chitlins ___ Watermelon ___ Muskrat ____

 

List your estimated yearly income: Theft $_______ Welfare $_______ Unemployment $_______

 

List your greatest desire in life (other than a white girl): ________________________________

 

i think its pretty funny but really fucked up at the same time

:o

 

ok bash on it bitches, im bored now

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