Guest HESHIANDET Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 some terrorist apparently has my name. so i clear that up and eventually get to go to security where im just about given a cavity search. when they were done w/ that the fucking assfuck who thinks his job of searching luggage is a godsend hands me my shit in a HUGE messy pile. i tell him he better pack that shit the way he found it and he popped off at the mouth. so i told him what i thought of him and a police officer asked me what the problem was and i said that the TSA guy was an asshole and that was the only real problem. i honestly think the people at the airport are worthless.....then i passed out on the plane... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Im on the No Canada list. Those bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Ivory Hunters. Those guys are no boy scouts. I better watch my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Youre the second guy i know to have this happen to, a friend of mine gets taken off the plane because they ran his name against their database or something and he shared the same name as an al qaeda motherfucker . Anyways they take him to some office and he had to wait until they cleared his shit, the people there were pretty nice about the whole shit and paid for his roundtrip flight and gave him credit at one of those stores in the airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 that would have been worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 hesh...so did dude pack your shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 I thought you were fucking with me when you said your name was Aziz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Feb 19 2005, 03:49 PM hesh...so did dude pack your shit? Quoted post HAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 wow that's nuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Hesh Abdul Mohammed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Um, Hesh I think I speak for a majority when I say that you really should be on a no fly list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - YOU FLEW HOME!!! that other guy's so fucking pissed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 12oz crew - You know how we do... HAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 they made my grandma take her shoes off at the airport. no really, they did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 i am the terrorist terrorist terrorist. T-E-R- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 this would be 100x's funnier if you guys knew what hesh's name was. hahaha. awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Originally posted by seeking@Feb 20 2005, 11:08 AM this would be 100x's funnier if you guys knew what hesh's name was. hahaha. awesome. Quoted post im sayin. i have the whitest american name ever...i kinda wish you were there to witness it seeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 I think that would be a good idea to put you on a no fly list. You're a terrorist if there ever was one. Terrah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 I'll be dippin out on an international flight next week, and the airline managed to spell my name wrong on the tickets. I'm expecting some shit like this to happen to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 JACK BAUER STYLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 only in america we would stop people with funny names...while jon, chris and dan...walk by with time bombs... go figure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Originally posted by Æ°@Feb 20 2005, 10:59 AM I'll be dippin out on an international flight next week, and the airline managed to spell my name wrong on the tickets. I'm expecting some shit like this to happen to me. Quoted post you better get that fixed asap. there's a good chance you might not bet let on the flight. i know a travel agent and she was telling me about she triple checks the spelling and makes sure that the names they give are the ones that appear on their ID because airlines are strict like that. and when i first read this last night i was wondering how a guy with hesh's name got on a no fly list. you think a that is reserved for dudes with names like Cat Stevens and shit. -yes, i do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 TSA are fucking dickheads. Around New Years I was in Chicago (I think it was O'Hare...) at like 4:30 in the morning with like 2 hours of sleep, there's not a damn person in the airport besides a few sleeping people, so I see I a couple TSA guys and ask him where I might find some coffee (since they work there) and the assholes just give me a dirty look and keep walking. ....ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Hum. I ordered a hookah straight from Morrocco (Muslimland to the Gov't) and my dad was all flipping on me saying that I could have been red flagged. We'll see when I'm at the airport come March. It'd be dope if I got a free ticket or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Originally posted by effyoo@Feb 20 2005, 01:49 PM for dudes with names like Cat Stevens and shit. Quoted post I believe you meant yusef islam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 one random image poster is too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby p Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 peace to all dave nelsons everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 i flew to portl;and a while back and had a box cutter (metal sheafed[sp?]) in my carry on through 8 searches. The white guy i was flying with got almost body searched each time as they let me skate through. this is where affirmative action and racial profiling work for the brothers. Cause we all know it aint no jewels cash or crack on he plane and we dont want no problems. This is also why the DC sniper got me so mad. WHy all of a sudden blacks gotta be entering into NEW areas of crime? There are still certain crimes that when i hear about them im like "safe" casue a black man surely didnt do it; another dc sniper and thatll be over. the plane is jsut like an office and we all know white folks lose it at the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 more like osama benhiden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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