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me and my girl are having a hell of

a time finding a place.......sure hope something

comes up in the next 3 weeks.....

we're dealing with something retarded like

a 1% vacancy rate...........

either its a total piece of depressing shit

apartment, or its too expensive, or they

don't allow cats. like fuck.

and whats with the investigatory

tone you get when you show up to see

a place? this hag last night wouldn't

even give us an application becuz she

didn't think we were sure enough.....

'i've only got so many applications..'

you weird ugly woman.

she kept mentioning 'maturity'.

i swear, age works against me all the

time. i'm not even that young.

bum bum.

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Guest --zeSto--

where I am it's a 0.07 - o.o9 % vacancy rate.

I'm afraid of August first when my lease is up.

 

and no... they dont like young people.

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Originally posted by BROWNer

this hag last night wouldn't

even give us an application becuz she

didn't think we were sure enough.....

'i've only got so many applications..'

you weird ugly woman.

she kept mentioning 'maturity'.

i swear, age works against me all the

time. i'm not even that young.

bum bum.

 

i'm not sure about other places, but i know in the san fransisco bay area, this is illegal, and there is a free legal coucil group that will even represent you in court for free... i don't remember the number, but if I find it i'll post it... if yer not in the area i'm pretty sure they could tell you of one in yer area too...:)

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Guest BROWNer

i'm not in the bay vicinity....

and i'm not really too into some legal

hasslehoffs......i've got enough shit

to deal with....

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it's really not that much of a hassle, and if yer actually facing the eviction thing then it's definately worth it... if not then it's no big deal. there's a whole shit load of living space laws that many people don't know about (there's a lot more than just rent control...) and as soon as a renter gets stuck with a predjudice charge they usually buckle immediately...

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Guest BROWNer

i know what you're saying.....we're aware of that eviction shit..

anyhow...............like i said, i'm not interested in david hasslehofflewaffleoff...

in the slightest....our landlord right now is a good guy...him and his lady are

moving in here, with his old mother and kids upstairs....so......

anyhow.....................today may not be so bad, i just leafed through

the paper and there's about 13 places to check out..............not so

bad until we go and see them that is.....

zesto, good grief, thats ontario huh......wow.........sucky....times change...

when i lived there it was cheap and plentiful.......2 hours south of you

anyhow....

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apartments are cheap in cleveland but i lack a roommate.

 

 

i need to move out of my parents house..... my mother informed me the other day that all my friends are 'trashy' and 'going no where' and she hates them.

 

 

i need a roommate........

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Originally posted by BROWNer

i know what you're saying.....we're aware of that eviction shit..

anyhow...............like i said, i'm not interested in david hasslehofflewaffleoff...

in the slightest....our landlord right now is a good guy...him and his lady are

moving in here, with his old mother and kids upstairs....so......

anyhow.....................today may not be so bad, i just leafed through

the paper and there's about 13 places to check out..............not so

bad until we go and see them that is.....

zesto, good grief, thats ontario huh......wow.........sucky....times change...

when i lived there it was cheap and plentiful.......2 hours south of you

anyhow....

 

i'm not talking about fucking with your current landlord, i'm talking about any new place that says you're too young, too dark, too whatever to rent it to you... again, just a suggestion if nothing pans out and yer facing the street...

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Find a roof for you and the wife bro,

When it comes to apartment hunting i have this theory,

the more the hassle you're going through the best the house you end up living in, you'll get it.

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Guest TEARZ

it's a struggle and they manage to run you ragged and feel like an inferior piece of shit. best wishes man, goddam, i hate looking for apartments. not to mention scraping up first and last along with security deposit. that's a chunk o change.

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Guest BROWNer

okay, i got you now vinyl..i don't think there's anything

to pursue.....i hear you though.....thanks for the suggestion...

 

tearz...lucky for me there's no first and last deal here...you pay

first and a damage....its still a 'chunk o change'...

usually no lease bullshit either.....

 

tonight we phone this place, sounds real dope, get there and

meet the lady...she starts going on and on about how amazing

this 'loft' is...i'm thinking, goddamn, this sounds fucking amazing....

we get there and what a piece of shit....worse than the stool

sample i rocked this morning.......................another day

goes by............something is bound to turn up..........

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