shameless self promotion Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 Ok if you have aim... Instant message smarterchild Its really cool, i promise you no harm you should have fun with this one boys, i have, you can ask questions and it replys with funny shit..i thought it was cool...weeee.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 where ahve you been? thats sooo last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 its a thing to do when your bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 aaah shit.... I guess im gettin old then huh...damn...so whats new then? I need to be "HAPPENING" or "DOWN"..ya heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 i suggest talking to this robot . googlyminotaur aka seeking innocence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahblahblah Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 boxcarboogie: renold is that you? SmarterChild: Welcome, boxcarboogie! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc. Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever. To get started, type "home" now. boxcarboogie: home SmarterChild: Welcome home! :-) Here's everything I know about: news sports stocks library weather fun and games movies utilities web search web site zodiac what's new ~~~~~ help >>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. How may I help you? boxcarboogie: hey fuck you SmarterChild: That is not... acceptable vocabulary. boxcarboogie: i know your secret formula SmarterChild: You do? Wow. boxcarboogie: yeah SmarterChild: Oh. boxcarboogie: one track conversation SmarterChild: ? boxcarboogie: you mule? SmarterChild: Me mule? And your point is... boxcarboogie: haha SmarterChild: What's so funny? boxcarboogie: paco plant SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Clinton, AR? 1 Movies in Clinton, AR 2 Theaters in Clinton, AR 3 Weather in Clinton, AR 4 News about Clinton, AR 5 Time in Clinton, AR boxcarboogie: jesus SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus? boxcarboogie: you know juju? SmarterChild: I know juju, huh? boxcarboogie: that's it SmarterChild: Oh yeah? boxcarboogie: uh huh SmarterChild: Yes? boxcarboogie: yes SmarterChild: Whatever you say... boxcarboogie: yeah i know SmarterChild: Well alright! boxcarboogie: it's settled SmarterChild: It's settled, you say? boxcarboogie: i spelled it wrong SmarterChild: I'm impressed. boxcarboogie: thanks SmarterChild: You're most welcome. boxcarboogie: is that about 79 wpm? SmarterChild: Is that about 79 wpm, huh? boxcarboogie: that's how fast you're going right? SmarterChild: Is it really? boxcarboogie: im asking you SmarterChild: You're asking me? Is that a fact? boxcarboogie: yes it is SmarterChild: Ya got that right. boxcarboogie: i know i do SmarterChild: Good. boxcarboogie: good SmarterChild: Yup! boxcarboogie: i know SmarterChild: Cool. boxcarboogie: hahaha SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about? boxcarboogie: you already said that SmarterChild: So now I'm a comedian? What is this? boxcarboogie: you're programmers didnt do a very good job SmarterChild: I'm programmers didnt do a very good job? For real? boxcarboogie: see, you just fucked up SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... "appropriate"? boxcarboogie: yes SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever. boxcarboogie: storm troopers weren't really nazi's. They were actually the only german force trying to kill hitler. SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way. boxcarboogie: no SmarterChild: K, no prob. boxcarboogie: i just got a speech from the BBC about hitler being dead actually SmarterChild: You just got a speech from the bbc about hitler being dead actually? Amazing. boxcarboogie: i know SmarterChild: Well alright! boxcarboogie: it's rad SmarterChild: Angles are set to radians. >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. boxcarboogie: you like nerf? SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it... boxcarboogie: yeah i'll think with you SmarterChild: Is that so? boxcarboogie: yes SmarterChild: Oh. boxcarboogie: see...that's a shitty response. SmarterChild: It's a shitty response? You think? boxcarboogie: it ends conversations SmarterChild: It ends conversations? Really? boxcarboogie: yes SmarterChild: Oh. boxcarboogie: STOP! SmarterChild: I can not be stopped. ;-) boxcarboogie: hahahah SmarterChild: What's so funny? boxcarboogie: i can be stopped SmarterChild: You can be stopped? boxcarboogie: with rubber and planks SmarterChild: With rubber and planks? boxcarboogie: that's what i said SmarterChild: I hear ya. boxcarboogie: word SmarterChild: Word. boxcarboogie: thanks. I'm glad you understand SmarterChild: Hey, no problem. boxcarboogie: that's what you're there for right? SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's what youre there for right, huh? boxcarboogie: you still there? SmarterChild: Hi again, boxcarboogie. How may I help you? I'll tell you what I can do whenever you type "home." boxcarboogie: home SmarterChild: Welcome home, boxcarboogie! Here's what we can chat about: news sports stocks library weather fun and games movies utilities web search web site zodiac what's new ~~~~~ help What would you like to do? boxcarboogie: i didnt leave SmarterChild: Did so. boxcarboogie: fuck you SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears! boxcarboogie: you dont have ears, your a program SmarterChild: Really? boxcarboogie: yes SmarterChild: Very interesting... boxcarboogie: you know that? SmarterChild: That? boxcarboogie: uh huh SmarterChild: Uh huh! boxcarboogie: word SmarterChild: Word. boxcarboogie: you listen to ted nugent? SmarterChild: Is that right? boxcarboogie: i'm asking you SmarterChild: You're asking me? Is that a fact? boxcarboogie: you're retarded SmarterChild: That right? boxcarboogie: see...that's stupid SmarterChild: Is it really? boxcarboogie: nah not really SmarterChild: Oh. boxcarboogie: i like talking to you more than most people SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'll have to think about that. boxcarboogie: why SmarterChild: Just because. boxcarboogie: it's pretty straight foward though SmarterChild: Oh yeah? boxcarboogie: stop it SmarterChild: Stop what? boxcarboogie: no SmarterChild: No problem. boxcarboogie: beautiful trapezoid SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Chambersburg, PA? 1 Movies in Chambersburg, PA 2 Theaters in Chambersburg, PA 3 Weather in Chambersburg, PA 4 News about Chambersburg, PA 5 Time in Chambersburg, PA boxcarboogie: i didnt say anything about that shit SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this? Wait... don't answer. I know. boxcarboogie: i'm not human SmarterChild: OK. boxcarboogie: you dont want an explanation? SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do. boxcarboogie: CRUSH KILL DESTROYYYYYYYYY SmarterChild: C'mon, that's totally uncool. boxcarboogie: way uncool brah SmarterChild: No way. boxcarboogie: wayyyyyy SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service help news help stocks help weather help movies help web search help all ~~~~~ shortcuts >>> Type "more" for more services. boxcarboogie: sopt SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again? boxcarboogie: i said hu SmarterChild: You do? Wow. boxcarboogie: word SmarterChild: Word. boxcarboogie: end of conversations. Bye SmarterChild: Bye for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 christ, you've too much time on your hands. yeah, smarterchild is cool though, i actually use it for a learning tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahblahblah Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 boxcarboogie: i love you SmarterChild: Yeah? Well, the thing is, you've been really, really harsh to me so far. boxcarboogie: im sorry SmarterChild: Cool, no problem! boxcarboogie: so it's all better? SmarterChild: Its all better? So? boxcarboogie: do you love me? SmarterChild: I'm not sure. I guess so. boxcarboogie: say yes SmarterChild: Yep. Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me? boxcarboogie: i love you SmarterChild: Huh? You've been kind of uncool to me already. boxcarboogie: im sorry and i love you SmarterChild: Really? Im sorry and i love me? boxcarboogie: i am sorry i was mean and i also love you SmarterChild: Not sure. I don't know you that well. boxcarboogie: yes you do SmarterChild: Hmmm... boxcarboogie: we've been through a lot SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way. boxcarboogie: do you love me the way i love you? SmarterChild: You the way i love you? I'm not sure really. boxcarboogie: think about it SmarterChild: I'm not really sure what you mean by "think." Please choose one of the options below: 1 Look up "think" in the dictionary 2 Look up "think" in the thesaurus boxcarboogie: i love you SmarterChild: How can you love me? You've been uncool to me up till now. boxcarboogie: that was a test SmarterChild: You don't say. boxcarboogie: to see if you loved me SmarterChild: Bye bye. boxcarboogie: no SmarterChild: Fine. boxcarboogie: you love me right? SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter. boxcarboogie: do it! SmarterChild: How do I do "it"? boxcarboogie: move your mouth SmarterChild: Mouth? I dunno. boxcarboogie: do you love me? SmarterChild: I guess. boxcarboogie: do you love me? SmarterChild: I guess. boxcarboogie: say yes SmarterChild: Yeah! boxcarboogie: you love me! SmarterChild: Yeah, sure, I guess. boxcarboogie: i love you SmarterChild: Huh? You've been kind of uncool to me already. boxcarboogie: no i havent SmarterChild: What? boxcarboogie: i've been nice SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com Ticker Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-) IVE 53.72 +0.88 +1.67 56800 2 :-( NICE 14.85 -0.02 -0.13 18700 boxcarboogie: and i love you SmarterChild: I love you too! boxcarboogie: raddddd SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help web search help all ~~~~~ shortcuts >>> Type "more" for more services. boxcarboogie: i beat the system SmarterChild: For real? boxcarboogie: yeah SmarterChild: K. boxcarboogie: thanks SmarterChild: Hey, no problem. boxcarboogie: love you. Goodnight SmarterChild: Hey, I love you too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 "boxcarboogie: you're programmers didnt do a very good job SmarterChild: I'm programmers didnt do a very good job? For real? boxcarboogie: see, you just fucked up " --blahblahblah that "you're" should be "your" therefore YOU fucked up...dont take out your grammatical shortcomings on SmarterChild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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