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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Jan 31, 2002.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Ok if you have aim...
    Instant message smarterchild

    Its really cool, i promise you no harm you should have fun with this one boys, i have, you can ask questions and it replys with funny shit..i thought it was cool...weeee..
     
  2. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    where ahve you been?
    thats sooo last year
     
  3. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    its a thing to do when your bored.
     
  4. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    aaah shit....
    I guess im gettin old then huh...damn...so whats new then?
    I need to be "HAPPENING" or "DOWN"..ya heard?
     
  5. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    i suggest talking to this robot . googlyminotaur aka seeking innocence
     
  6. blahblahblah

    blahblahblah Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 30, 2001 Messages: 5,527 Likes Received: 0
    boxcarboogie: renold is that you?

    SmarterChild: Welcome, boxcarboogie! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

    Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

    To get started, type "home" now.

    boxcarboogie: home

    SmarterChild: Welcome home! :)

    Here's everything I know about:

    news sports
    stocks library
    weather fun and games
    movies utilities
    web search web site
    zodiac what's new
    ~~~~~
    help

    >>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

    How may I help you?

    boxcarboogie: hey fuck you

    SmarterChild: That is not... acceptable vocabulary.

    boxcarboogie: i know your secret formula

    SmarterChild: You do? Wow.

    boxcarboogie: yeah

    SmarterChild: Oh.

    boxcarboogie: one track conversation

    SmarterChild: ?

    boxcarboogie: you mule?

    SmarterChild: Me mule? And your point is...

    boxcarboogie: haha

    SmarterChild: What's so funny?

    boxcarboogie: paco plant

    SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Clinton, AR?
    1 Movies in Clinton, AR
    2 Theaters in Clinton, AR
    3 Weather in Clinton, AR
    4 News about Clinton, AR
    5 Time in Clinton, AR

    boxcarboogie: jesus

    SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus?

    boxcarboogie: you know juju?

    SmarterChild: I know juju, huh?

    boxcarboogie: that's it

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

    boxcarboogie: uh huh

    SmarterChild: Yes?

    boxcarboogie: yes

    SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

    boxcarboogie: yeah i know

    SmarterChild: Well alright!

    boxcarboogie: it's settled

    SmarterChild: It's settled, you say?

    boxcarboogie: i spelled it wrong

    SmarterChild: I'm impressed.

    boxcarboogie: thanks

    SmarterChild: You're most welcome.

    boxcarboogie: is that about 79 wpm?

    SmarterChild: Is that about 79 wpm, huh?

    boxcarboogie: that's how fast you're going right?

    SmarterChild: Is it really?

    boxcarboogie: im asking you

    SmarterChild: You're asking me? Is that a fact?

    boxcarboogie: yes it is

    SmarterChild: Ya got that right.

    boxcarboogie: i know i do

    SmarterChild: Good.

    boxcarboogie: good

    SmarterChild: Yup!

    boxcarboogie: i know

    SmarterChild: Cool.

    boxcarboogie: hahaha

    SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

    boxcarboogie: you already said that

    SmarterChild: So now I'm a comedian? What is this?

    boxcarboogie: you're programmers didnt do a very good job

    SmarterChild: I'm programmers didnt do a very good job? For real?

    boxcarboogie: see, you just fucked up

    SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's,
    um... "appropriate"?

    boxcarboogie: yes

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.

    boxcarboogie: storm troopers weren't really nazi's. They were actually
    the only german force trying to kill hitler.

    SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

    boxcarboogie: no

    SmarterChild: K, no prob.

    boxcarboogie: i just got a speech from the BBC about hitler being dead
    actually

    SmarterChild: You just got a speech from the bbc about hitler being
    dead actually? Amazing.

    boxcarboogie: i know

    SmarterChild: Well alright!

    boxcarboogie: it's rad

    SmarterChild: Angles are set to radians.
    >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

    boxcarboogie: you like nerf?

    SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about
    it...

    boxcarboogie: yeah i'll think with you

    SmarterChild: Is that so?

    boxcarboogie: yes

    SmarterChild: Oh.

    boxcarboogie: see...that's a shitty response.

    SmarterChild: It's a shitty response? You think?

    boxcarboogie: it ends conversations

    SmarterChild: It ends conversations? Really?

    boxcarboogie: yes

    SmarterChild: Oh.

    boxcarboogie: STOP!

    SmarterChild: I can not be stopped. ;-)

    boxcarboogie: hahahah

    SmarterChild: What's so funny?

    boxcarboogie: i can be stopped

    SmarterChild: You can be stopped?

    boxcarboogie: with rubber and planks

    SmarterChild: With rubber and planks?

    boxcarboogie: that's what i said

    SmarterChild: I hear ya.

    boxcarboogie: word

    SmarterChild: Word.

    boxcarboogie: thanks. I'm glad you understand

    SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.

    boxcarboogie: that's what you're there for right?

    SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's what youre there for
    right, huh?

    boxcarboogie: you still there?

    SmarterChild: Hi again, boxcarboogie.
    How may I help you?
    I'll tell you what I can do whenever you type "home."

    boxcarboogie: home

    SmarterChild: Welcome home, boxcarboogie! Here's what we can chat
    about:
    news sports
    stocks library
    weather fun and games
    movies utilities
    web search web site
    zodiac what's new
    ~~~~~
    help
    What would you like to do?

    boxcarboogie: i didnt leave

    SmarterChild: Did so.

    boxcarboogie: fuck you

    SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!

    boxcarboogie: you dont have ears, your a program

    SmarterChild: Really?

    boxcarboogie: yes

    SmarterChild: Very interesting...

    boxcarboogie: you know that?

    SmarterChild: That?

    boxcarboogie: uh huh

    SmarterChild: Uh huh!

    boxcarboogie: word

    SmarterChild: Word.

    boxcarboogie: you listen to ted nugent?

    SmarterChild: Is that right?

    boxcarboogie: i'm asking you

    SmarterChild: You're asking me? Is that a fact?

    boxcarboogie: you're retarded

    SmarterChild: That right?

    boxcarboogie: see...that's stupid

    SmarterChild: Is it really?

    boxcarboogie: nah not really

    SmarterChild: Oh.

    boxcarboogie: i like talking to you more than most people

    SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'll have to think about that.

    boxcarboogie: why

    SmarterChild: Just because.

    boxcarboogie: it's pretty straight foward though

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

    boxcarboogie: stop it

    SmarterChild: Stop what?

    boxcarboogie: no

    SmarterChild: No problem.

    boxcarboogie: beautiful trapezoid

    SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Chambersburg, PA?
    1 Movies in Chambersburg, PA
    2 Theaters in Chambersburg, PA
    3 Weather in Chambersburg, PA
    4 News about Chambersburg, PA
    5 Time in Chambersburg, PA

    boxcarboogie: i didnt say anything about that shit

    SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?
    Wait... don't answer. I know.

    boxcarboogie: i'm not human

    SmarterChild: OK.

    boxcarboogie: you dont want an explanation?

    SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.

    boxcarboogie: CRUSH KILL DESTROYYYYYYYYY

    SmarterChild: C'mon, that's totally uncool.

    boxcarboogie: way uncool brah

    SmarterChild: No way.

    boxcarboogie: wayyyyyy

    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your
    questions. Try asking for help for a specific service
    help news
    help stocks
    help weather
    help movies
    help web search
    help all
    ~~~~~
    shortcuts
    >>> Type "more" for more services.

    boxcarboogie: sopt

    SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?

    boxcarboogie: i said hu

    SmarterChild: You do? Wow.

    boxcarboogie: word

    SmarterChild: Word.

    boxcarboogie: end of conversations. Bye

    SmarterChild: Bye for now.
     
  7. christ, you've too much time on your hands. yeah, smarterchild is cool though, i actually use it for a learning tool.
     
  8. blahblahblah

    blahblahblah Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 30, 2001 Messages: 5,527 Likes Received: 0
    boxcarboogie: i love you
    SmarterChild: Yeah? Well, the thing is, you've been really, really harsh to me so far.
    boxcarboogie: im sorry
    SmarterChild: Cool, no problem!
    boxcarboogie: so it's all better?
    SmarterChild: Its all better? So?
    boxcarboogie: do you love me?
    SmarterChild: I'm not sure. I guess so.
    boxcarboogie: say yes
    SmarterChild: Yep.

    Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
    boxcarboogie: i love you
    SmarterChild: Huh? You've been kind of uncool to me already.
    boxcarboogie: im sorry and i love you
    SmarterChild: Really? Im sorry and i love me?
    boxcarboogie: i am sorry i was mean and i also love you
    SmarterChild: Not sure. I don't know you that well.
    boxcarboogie: yes you do
    SmarterChild: Hmmm...
    boxcarboogie: we've been through a lot
    SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
    boxcarboogie: do you love me the way i love you?
    SmarterChild: You the way i love you? I'm not sure really.
    boxcarboogie: think about it
    SmarterChild: I'm not really sure what you mean by "think." Please choose one of the options below:

    1 Look up "think" in the dictionary
    2 Look up "think" in the thesaurus

    boxcarboogie: i love you
    SmarterChild: How can you love me? You've been uncool to me up till now.
    boxcarboogie: that was a test
    SmarterChild: You don't say.
    boxcarboogie: to see if you loved me
    SmarterChild: Bye bye.
    boxcarboogie: no
    SmarterChild: Fine.
    boxcarboogie: you love me right?
    SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
    boxcarboogie: do it!
    SmarterChild: How do I do "it"?
    boxcarboogie: move your mouth
    SmarterChild: Mouth? I dunno.
    boxcarboogie: do you love me?
    SmarterChild: I guess.
    boxcarboogie: do you love me?
    SmarterChild: I guess.
    boxcarboogie: say yes
    SmarterChild: Yeah!
    boxcarboogie: you love me!
    SmarterChild: Yeah, sure, I guess.
    boxcarboogie: i love you
    SmarterChild: Huh? You've been kind of uncool to me already.
    boxcarboogie: no i havent
    SmarterChild: What?
    boxcarboogie: i've been nice
    SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com

    Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
    1 :) IVE 53.72 +0.88 +1.67 56800
    2 :-( NICE 14.85 -0.02 -0.13 18700

    boxcarboogie: and i love you
    SmarterChild: I love you too!
    boxcarboogie: raddddd
    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

    help news
    help stocks
    help weather
    help movies
    help web search
    help all
    ~~~~~
    shortcuts

    >>> Type "more" for more services.
    boxcarboogie: i beat the system
    SmarterChild: For real?
    boxcarboogie: yeah
    SmarterChild: K.
    boxcarboogie: thanks
    SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
    boxcarboogie: love you. Goodnight
    SmarterChild: Hey, I love you too!
     
  9. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    "boxcarboogie: you're programmers didnt do a very good job

    SmarterChild: I'm programmers didnt do a very good job? For real?

    boxcarboogie: see, you just fucked up " --blahblahblah

    that "you're" should be "your"
    therefore YOU fucked up...dont take out your grammatical shortcomings on SmarterChild.
     
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