Grandpa Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I've been fucking around lately trying to teach myself HTML and PHP and some other languages, and i started a website somewhat based off of what tucker max does, anyway, i just posted up a new story and a couple new videos...the newest two stories are pretty funny...theyre all true Welcome Home Daniel Drunken Mess of my 20th Birthday The Hole in the Wall also, i threw up a new video which is basically a parody of Curb Your Enthusiasm...its fucking hilarious, my buddy from school made it BC Curb Your Enthusiasm Anyway, if youre bored and have some time, lemme know what you guys think...and if you have any suggestions for other sections of shit i could put up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 asian lesbians thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IrishCarBombs Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 i never knew my grandpa liked lesbians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Originally posted by SpyD@Mar 15 2006, 11:22 PM where are these lesbians? Quoted post no, he asked for ideas as to new sections he could expand on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Grandpa Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 hahaha i hate you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 geez got enough ads on there... almost crashed my damn browser.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 theres only three vertical banners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 ^^^ that counts as a lot in my book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 sorry i may just have a fear of ads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I clicked it. Here's what I thought: Just kidding. Haha. I didn't really click. What a jackass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 WOAH! you got me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 and to the right... your team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 curb your enthusiasm would be a lot nicer if it wasn't incredibly dark and terrible sound quality. Work on that and remake it or something and itll be sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Hahaha nice hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 hahaha yea, those are my boys...howd you know? ill make the curb video a little better quality, i just put it up, havent watched the compressed version yet though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 i clicked the first link, pretty good. that reminds me of the time i had this great plan to do a satanic ritual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 FUCK I thought the 1st pic of that goose was bad (gel's every strand of hair steez) then he goes on to pose like a straight faggot nigga WTF jus come already fag, everyone probalbly already has a fair idea that your a ass eater anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by shaolinmasta+Mar 15 2006, 11:27 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shaolinmasta - Mar 15 2006, 11:27 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>FUCK I thought the 1st pic of that goose was bad (gel's every strand of hair steez) then he goes on to pose like a straight faggot nigga WTF jus come already fag, everyone probalbly already has a fair idea that your a ass eater anyway. Quoted post [/b] ^^^this makes replying to this... <!--QuoteBegin-Grandpa@Mar 15 2006, 09:10 PM hahaha yea, those are my boys...howd you know? ill make the curb video a little better quality, i just put it up, havent watched the compressed version yet though Quoted post obsolete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 gamblers...not too quick on the uptake? little bit of sarcasm in that statement i made pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 the riot video was alright...the guy falling from the street light and limping around, ha. suggestion: internet sitcom funded by porn site commercials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potofweed Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Dear Tom, This tuesday, April 26, 2005, my son stumbled across your website while surfing the internet . My son, Derrick, is 5 years old and in Kindergarten. His assignment was to make a collage containing animals that live in the sea. Upon searching for "Fish Art" on a search engine website he was somehow directed to your site. I don't know if you have children of your own Mr. Tom or if you know anything about them, but they happen to be very impressionable. After arriving home from work I found my son trying to take photographs of his own genitalia with a disposable camera. Needless to say I was horrified. My teenage daughter Cassandra later revealed to me that he had also attempted to photograph her in the shower. I asked Derrick what he thought he was doing. He replied "taking pictures like the on the computer!" I went to the computer in order to search the history of visited websites. Sure enough I found your website once more. My son has what some doctors call a "Learning Disability". His reading is very poor for his age. I have instructed my son what websites he should and should not visit, expressing to him clearly that any website that has naked people on the outside or "18+" in large print are off limits. The warning on your introductory page fails miserably in what is purpose should be, warning off impressionable young internet users. The language is far too sophisticated for those with lower mental capacities and the font sizes do not effectively illustrate the consequences of one's choice. To a young boy looking for a picture of a fish, the choice of enter in soft blue colors under the picture of a smiling woman makes entering your website too appealing of a choice, especially considering the choice of exit is marked in red which to small children is obviously the "stop" color. I am left with no other option but to take legal action up with either you or your studio. I only hope your filthy excuse for "fish art" is shut down before some other child looking for pictures of seahorses and goldfish stumbles upon your site and its "art". Two men lying down wit their flacid penises fully exposed is not art. My attorney Jacob Silverberg will be contacting you within the week. I regret having to take this action against you but you have left me no choice. Good day. Walter Montgomery Des Moines, Iowa Haha, that was funny... Probably the funniest thing on the site from what I've heard... I'll check it out though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by potofweed@Mar 16 2006, 08:45 AM Dear Tom, This tuesday, April 26, 2005, my son stumbled across your website while surfing the internet . My son, Derrick, is 5 years old and in Kindergarten. His assignment was to make a collage containing animals that live in the sea. Upon searching for "Fish Art" on a search engine website he was somehow directed to your site. I don't know if you have children of your own Mr. Tom or if you know anything about them, but they happen to be very impressionable. After arriving home from work I found my son trying to take photographs of his own genitalia with a disposable camera. Needless to say I was horrified. My teenage daughter Cassandra later revealed to me that he had also attempted to photograph her in the shower. I asked Derrick what he thought he was doing. He replied "taking pictures like the on the computer!" I went to the computer in order to search the history of visited websites. Sure enough I found your website once more. My son has what some doctors call a "Learning Disability". His reading is very poor for his age. I have instructed my son what websites he should and should not visit, expressing to him clearly that any website that has naked people on the outside or "18+" in large print are off limits. The warning on your introductory page fails miserably in what is purpose should be, warning off impressionable young internet users. The language is far too sophisticated for those with lower mental capacities and the font sizes do not effectively illustrate the consequences of one's choice. To a young boy looking for a picture of a fish, the choice of enter in soft blue colors under the picture of a smiling woman makes entering your website too appealing of a choice, especially considering the choice of exit is marked in red which to small children is obviously the "stop" color. I am left with no other option but to take legal action up with either you or your studio. I only hope your filthy excuse for "fish art" is shut down before some other child looking for pictures of seahorses and goldfish stumbles upon your site and its "art". Two men lying down wit their flacid penises fully exposed is not art. My attorney Jacob Silverberg will be contacting you within the week. I regret having to take this action against you but you have left me no choice. Good day. Walter Montgomery Des Moines, Iowa Haha, that was funny... Probably the funniest thing on the site from what I've heard... I'll check it out though. Quoted post hahahaha yea he changed the whole layout of it because of this email a day or two later haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 this thread needs some breasts...FAST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Tom is the biggest pussy on earth. Captain Hair Gel could kick his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by Grandpa@Mar 15 2006, 09:10 PM hahaha yea, those are my boys...howd you know? ill make the curb video a little better quality, i just put it up, havent watched the compressed version yet though Quoted post you share the same can of pennzoil for your hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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