Guest 5th Bass Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 IT is. Ladies and gents, ANUS is the new VAGINA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 And my DICK is the OTHER DARK MEAT! Can you believe it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Looks like 5th Bass met his first girl who prefers a back door man. All I can say is "Use a condom." Bareback back-door action will give you some very unpleasant urinary infections---chief among them "trichomonas vaginalis"--it lives in the human intestinal tract, and if it gets into one's urinary tract, it makes life very unpleasant. DO NOT touch your girlfriend with any part of your body that has been playing with her anus. (I know--this is so obvious, but you never know.) You can spread bacteria normally found only in the intestinal tract to other parts of the body. Feces (shit) is the most dangerous human body excretion. If it gets into your lungs somehow, you are pretty much dead meat. And for pete's sake, TAKE A SHOWER AFTERWARDS AND SCRUB EVERYTHING WITH AN ANTI-BACTERIAL SOAP LIKE DIAL. Obviously, your girl should too. And, beyond the hygiene angle, ALWAYS USE LOTS OF WATER-SOLUBLE LUBRICANT. She may love gettin' rolled over, but that particular oriface was NOT DESIGNED for penetration, and anal sex on a regular basis could have some negative long-term effects on rectal incontinence. If, after knowing a little more about back-door action, she still wants to go for it, all I can say is "Life has it's little risks." I was shocked the first time a girl shyly asked me what I thought about maybe "taking her bottom too," but I got over it. I've heard some strange requests in my time, and that one wasn't the wierdest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaterzoot Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 HAHA i just got a flashback fromt he worst sexual experience thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Originally posted by KaBar Looks like 5th Bass met his first girl who prefers a back door man. All I can say is "Use a condom." Bareback back-door action will give you some very unpleasant urinary infections---chief among them "trichomonas vaginalis"--it lives in the human intestinal tract, and if it gets into one's urinary tract, it makes life very unpleasant. DO NOT touch your girlfriend with any part of your body that has been playing with her anus. (I know--this is so obvious, but you never know.) You can spread bacteria normally found only in the intestinal tract to other parts of the body. Feces (shit) is the most dangerous human body excretion. If it gets into your lungs somehow, you are pretty much dead meat. And for pete's sake, TAKE A SHOWER AFTERWARDS AND SCRUB EVERYTHING WITH AN ANTI-BACTERIAL SOAP LIKE DIAL. Obviously, your girl should too. And, beyond the hygiene angle, ALWAYS USE LOTS OF WATER-SOLUBLE LUBRICANT. She may love gettin' rolled over, but that particular oriface was NOT DESIGNED for penetration, and anal sex on a regular basis could have some negative long-term effects on rectal incontinence. If, after knowing a little more about back-door action, she still wants to go for it, all I can say is "Life has it's little risks." I was shocked the first time a girl shyly asked me what I thought about maybe "taking her bottom too," but I got over it. I've heard some strange requests in my time, and that one wasn't the wierdest. kabar rips intelligence on ALL subjects. constantly bringing a certain exuberance to 12oz ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 i have the attention span of an 8 year old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aichs47 Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 say no to chilli dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 i used to finger myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkstaR Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 aint nuthin wrong with a little meat in the browneye....unless its your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killtheradio Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 once u hit the 2 slot its all u will want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Dam kabar ud be a chill lad 2 have a beer with u got mad knowledge.Thats it wear a rubber otherwize ur literally in the shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KASTONE Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 poopchutes are for poopin not fuckin;) what happened to america and that hate of faggots?everything seems acceptable now its sad for all you stupid people who will suffer when the rapture happens.... adam and eve not adam and steve;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 i'm not too keen on the idea of a reverse shit, it's supposed to go out not in. OR the idea of not being able to prevent it from coming out when i'm older due to rear romping action in my youth. no thanks bleagh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by ASSHOLEONER poopchutes are for poopin not fuckin;) what happened to america and that hate of faggots?everything seems acceptable now its sad for all you stupid people who will suffer when the rapture happens.... adam and eve not adam and steve;) Wow, I dunno whether to take you seriously or whether you're just being contreversial to see how many people you can get to flame you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 And warn her that after you have your fun, she'll proabably be shitting tremendously for the next few days... What, you thought you could just jam up the out chute without consequences? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KASTONE Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Spike Wow, I dunno whether to take you seriously or whether you're just being contreversial to see how many people you can get to flame you. im serious.....i dislike the whole its ok to be gay/bi/lesbian its not right...period......god didnt make 2 men he made a man and a women,now all you people that will reply with shit like i should be more open and shit should fuck off...its the truth now maybe in new york and shit its more open whatever but its still WRONG!!!!and im not a homophobe,i have no problems with gay people in general just the way they decide to live the life they do,being gay is not cool!gay writers =not cool gay anything=not cool...but i cant pass judgement,GOD WILL DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;) :HOMOSBURNINGALIVE: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 You're entitled to your homophobic views, but if God didn't want gays he wouldn't let them have happened. Ball is in your court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 I'm just not sure why guys would choose to overlook the fact that there's a perfectly good hole less than 3 inches away from the 'backdoor'. It's called the FRONTDOOR and there's nothing wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by ASSHOLEONER im serious.....i dislike the whole its ok to be gay/bi/lesbian its not right...period......god didnt make 2 men he made a man and a women,now all you people that will reply with shit like i should be more open and shit should fuck off...its the truth now maybe in new york and shit its more open whatever but its still WRONG!!!!and im not a homophobe,i have no problems with gay people in general just the way they decide to live the life they do,being gay is not cool!gay writers =not cool gay anything=not cool...but i cant pass judgement,GOD WILL DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;) :HOMOSBURNINGALIVE: nowadays i look at homophobes like i look at 8 tracks. They still make those? get over your archaic bullshit religious views and join the party dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 http://adam_sb.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/pumpkin-butt.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaterzoot Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Spike but if God didn't want gays he wouldn't let them have happened. God gave freedom to live your life, if he interviened we would be drones and thats not in his plan...Also dont you think he would get rid of all the murder and rape before he got rid of homosexual behavior if he did decide to step in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- I'm just not sure why guys would choose to overlook the fact that there's a perfectly good hole less than 3 inches away from the 'backdoor'. It's called the FRONTDOOR and there's nothing wrong with that. amen to that. in addition there is another orifice whose use is also widely accepted, no birth control necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 ^ *ding*ding* we have a winer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 ^^ a weiner a winner or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 no he said winer, now quit it....j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 I actually noticed that while typing it..... but to say that "We have a weiner" would imply something not so innocent. ie: we both have weiners, or we share a common weiner. nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 and then you would have to ask who is the "we"? the whole 12oz community or another subset.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by skaterzoot God gave freedom to live your life, if he interviened we would be drones and thats not in his plan...Also dont you think he would get rid of all the murder and rape before he got rid of homosexual behavior if he did decide to step in? And that's why I'm atheist and dislike people who use God as a line of defence. If God exists, he gave you fuckloads of freedom to live your life... so live it already, and don't come preaching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 personally I dont think a weiner can be shared by more than 2 people at the same time. (well maybe 3 or 4, but that's getting crazy!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 -anus is the new vagina- youre just realizing this now? slowpoke slow.....poke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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