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another problem thread.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by T.T Boy, Jun 6, 2003.

  1. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    shit, like today i was going to make a sandwich and im out of mayo, and i dont know what to do about it? should i use mustard instead? i currently have salami and some processed cheese, but need a condiment. does 12oz have any ideas?

    i also lost a shoe the other day? do i report it stolen to the police?

    how do i brush my teeth? do i use this toothpaste stuff? how do i apply it to the brush?


    any suggestions?

    thanks. also how do i tie my shoelaces and make krink does anyone wanna show me around wyoming and the ukraine? is there a big scene there?
     
  2. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    I fucked a girl last night :lol: :king: :yum: :D

    donnie darko :lick: :eek: :lol: :king:

    So I was thinking, I must hate the summer I think. I hate the smell of underarms. The stench created is derived from heat and exersion. The summer is hot causing the smell which I do not like so very much. Thus I must hate summer time...I love my parents money

































































































    :shook:
     
  3. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    fucking problems.

    i drove by some really nasty road kill.it was a skunk.it fucking smelled really bad.

    the smell got in my car.

    i went to cvs, and went inside.


    the smell was on my fucking cloths.i reeked of skunk.

    the smell is still in my car.


    what the fuck am i supposed to do???bathe my car in tomato juice???

    seriously,can anyone help?




    donnie darko was the dopest movie ever made.other than citizen kane.
     
  4. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    hahahahaha

    thank you jesus.
     
  5. Parted Ways

    Parted Ways Banned

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 503 Likes Received: 0
    how slow were you driving in order to have the odor stay in your car?
     
  6. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    .......wouldnt YOU like to know...........
     
  7. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    i ate to many sour skittles.. and now my tongue hurts and the taste buds are burned.. but i cant stop eatting them.

    that like completely stresses me out.. oh my god.. i need your advice!

    wait..do you think more people would help me out if i started my very own thread on this??!
     
  8. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    accually.i dont really remember.

    i dont have any bread in my house eaither
     
  9. destroya

    destroya Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,714 Likes Received: 1
    i'm hot and sweaty. and i'm pretty sure my nuts smell. it's only 9:15pm. should i shower now? i don't want to marinate in ballsweat. i usually wait til morning.
     
  10. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 17, 2003 Messages: 3,966 Likes Received: 0
    i bought some new sneakers on the other side of town it took me two

    days for me to get a ride up there finnally got home to find out that

    there were two different sizes in the box..
     
  11. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    So I was driving in my car and I saw this totally sweet ass babe. And i was like whats up? So she fucking just kept walking. So i saw this other sweet ass babe and then this ninja comes and fucking pops the hugest boner ever and kills a pirate by shoving a yo-yo down his belly button.

    What the fuck am I supposed to do?
     
  12. Krook

    Krook Banned

    Joined: Oct 26, 2002 Messages: 1,922 Likes Received: 0
    1. salami, mustard, and cheese
    2. buy new ones:idea:
    3. well first u wet ur tooth brush, apply the toothpaste (by squeezing the tube) on to the tooth brush, then wet it again and brush your teeth
    4. go back to pre-school they give good lessons on tying shoes
    5. check THE YARD

    :king:

    thank you, come again
     
  13. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 17, 2003 Messages: 3,966 Likes Received: 0
    THE FUCKING PIRATE PROBABLY DESERVED IT..FUCKING SEA LOVING HIPPI...PROPS TO THE NINJA
     
  14. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

  15. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    hmmmmmmm mustard and bread....sounds like tommorows dinner...
     
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