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another interesting st.nick post

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by st.nick, Aug 22, 2001.

  1. st.nick

    st.nick Member

    Joined: Dec 26, 2000 Messages: 672 Likes Received: 1
    taken from another message board...

    my corporate restroom experience:

    So, I walk into the bathroom, excited to take a really nice post-lunch dump.
    As I prepare the toilet-paper-layer shield for the toilet seat, I hear a fellow
    co-worker enter the stall next to me. Next, I sit down on the seat and am surprised by the splash of toilet water on my balls. There is a problem...either the water level is too high or my balls are too big...either way, it's a fuckin problem. Disgusted by the dirtying of my always clean ballsack of life, I grab a wad of toilet paper to bad them off. Suddenly, an uproarious assblast comes from the stall next door, like machine gun bursts of liquidy-sounding splatters. Sickened by the shitmusic and the ever-increasing stench, I quicken the pace to dump. As I speeddump the chunky mass, I am splashed on the assballs by toilet water...punishment for being too hasty. I grabbed another wad of paper to dab myself dry, and somehow get lost in the moving tile pattern of the bathroom floor. Waving, shfiting, constantly moving tiles...flashbacks are always the most noticeable in the bathroom. So I wipe myself clean, flush the friggin thing, and wash my hands. That was what just happened to me. The Corporate Bathroom Experience.
     
  2. Trend

    Trend Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 611 Likes Received: 0
    i cant take a shit at work if anyone else is in the bathroom... i dont know how you took one with someone right next to you
     
  3. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    i thinkits hilarious in corporate bathrooms, im always at my das office, and im in theere hearing guys give it all theyve got in the stall, i think its funny, just dont be a turd burgular.......
     
  4. st.nick

    st.nick Member

    Joined: Dec 26, 2000 Messages: 672 Likes Received: 1
    trend.. its not me, someone else posted it on a different board, i just thought it was funny as fuck
     
  5. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
    heh heh....'ballsack of life'...
     
  6. Trend

    Trend Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 611 Likes Received: 0
    oh..... but yea, i cant do that shit.... haha, get it? i cant do that SHIT... nah but i definitely find it funny as well when i hear people like straining and the plopping and stuff... i just dont understand how they don't get embarrassed
     
  7. LUKY

    LUKY Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2000 Messages: 459 Likes Received: 0
    i just try to make the most noise, that way they are the embarrased ones..
     
  8. DoSeR

    DoSeR Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 1, 2001 Messages: 1,851 Likes Received: 0
    i dont like to take poo's in public places its weird i liek the comfort of my own ass throne
     
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