T.T Boy Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 got it in a forward today. thought some of you might enjoy it. So, what do Canadians have to be proud of? >> >>Smarties, Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp. >> >>The size of our footballs fields and one less Down. >> >>Baseball is Canadian. >> >>Lacrosse is Canadian. >> >>Hockey is Canadian. >> >>Basketball is Canadian. >> >>Apple pie is Canadian. >> >>Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass. >> >>Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass. >> >> >>In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the >>Americans >>back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of >>Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was >>insane >>and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so >>we >>came home and partied ... Go figure... >> >>Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to >>Germany. >> >>We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered >>or >>withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. >> >>Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour. >> >>The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American >>mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up >>just >>in time to get caught. >> >>We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. >> >>The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface >>and >>is still around as the worlds oldest company. >> >>The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in >>under 3 minutes. >> >>We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. >> >>We don't marry our kin-folk. >> >>We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, >>penicillin, >>zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless >>lives >>each year. >> >>We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell >>about it. >> >>BUT MOST IMPORTANT! >> >>....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands >>with >>mitts on. >> >>OOOOoohhhhh Canada!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 that reminds me, a canadian brewery should make their slogan "Canada Good Brew", so the commercials could have some cheesy canadian sayin "Give me a canada good brew!" say it outloud, its even funnier then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 FUCK YEAH but our military sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 what about sum 41? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 sum41 = terrible band $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ "we just started playing punk because it was easier and we wanted to get some cash." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 That's great man.....I feel proud to be a landed immigrant in Canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 fucken eh! ha...there is snow on my front lawn...im wearing a lumber jacket right now (no shit fer reel)...my hands are cold, and tonight i will travel for 30 mins and hit up 50 new cms of POWDER...fuck...were else... CANDAa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 canada has military forces?? ....hahaha thats a good one!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 word. we also have the best concrete skateparks.. too bad i live in shitty ass colorado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 27, 2002 Author Share Posted January 27, 2002 Originally posted by professor poopatronic word. we also have the best concrete skateparks.. too bad i live in shitty ass colorado i have the worlds largest free outdoor park. too bad its only used 3 months of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DankLordz Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 ive never seen the police do anything in canada. i always found that interesting.. theyre all over the place, but never doing shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 yea its so true about the war of 1812the us says it was a tie, but in fact they attacked and we beat them off real bad and they didnt gain shit.. cAnAdA rules eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Originally posted by DankLordz ive never seen the police do anything in canada. i always found that interesting.. theyre all over the place, but never doing shit. thats because theres less violence and crime in canada , and guns arent as easy to get as candy , therefor they dont have to be chasing criminals everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 what must be remembered is that the war of 1812 had many different 'fronts', not just the canadian/US border. It was the british who burned and sacked washington, it was also the british that lost in the Battle of New Orleans, which had the treaty not been signed a week earlier, would have turned the tide of the war back in the americans favor. The only thing the Canadians did was form a rag-tag militia that bolstered the British army's presence along the border area in Upper Canada. what can be said is that the War of 1812 was a decisive moment in Canadian history as it was one of Canada’s first steps to becoming a nation. The wars outcome brought anti-American sentiment, an increase in nationalism, stability, and economic benefits. All of these things helped to make the colony grow and prosper, eventually becoming a nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j3di Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 i dotn know how this didnt fall into that list but...KIDS IN THE FUCKING HALL....enough said...i hate canada but kids in the hall were amazing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy i have the worlds largest free outdoor park. too bad its only used 3 months of the year. does it still have that anti-graffiti wax coating that makes it so slippery you can barely skate? and why is it only used three months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 28, 2002 Author Share Posted January 28, 2002 Originally posted by professor poopatronic does it still have that anti-graffiti wax coating that makes it so slippery you can barely skate? and why is it only used three months? yeah they still have that and yeah its hard to skate. but its used more than that, but i was just exadurating, ya know with winter and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 that anti graffiti wax sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy exadurating. don't you mean eggsadgurating?:cool: ;)just playin' bro... canada is great. too bad about some of our politicians...like g.cambell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 28, 2002 Author Share Posted January 28, 2002 Originally posted by BROWNer don't you mean eggsadgurating?:cool: ... precisley. hahahahah its cool man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cooterman Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 canada sucks as face it.... its just like the song says...there not a real country anyway..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 28, 2002 Author Share Posted January 28, 2002 Originally posted by cooterman canada sucks as face it.... its just like the song says...there not a real country anyway..... suck my cooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE FUCK YEAH but our military sucks the funny thing is that i had a friend in the US navy, and his crew visited a canadian aircraft carrier, and they were all surprised that they had a bar aboard. US navy is not allowed to have alcohol aboard a ship. the canadian military might suck but all of the US navy wishes they were in the canadian navy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Originally posted by j3di i dotn know how this didnt fall into that list but...KIDS IN THE FUCKING HALL....enough said...i hate canada but kids in the hall were amazing... you hate canada? canada hates you what the fuck is your problem ... dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im elephant. Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 im moving to canada soon. fuck california. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 canada goes to war... better fuel up the tank you hoser take off eh! I brought the Tim bits, you fill up the tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 FUCKIN CANUCKS!! ~naw im just playin with ya tt. I accually love canada, people are nice there and they drink like none other, they sport the mullet like its a national pastime, they play hockey, and they know how to party, ill give it to ya, i like you canucks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion , they sport the mullet like its a national pastime, haha...... mullets....gotta love 'em. they've got that international appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppa.k Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Originally posted by Step8 what must be remembered is that the war of 1812 had many different 'fronts', not just the canadian/US border. It was the british who burned and sacked washington, it was also the british that lost in the Battle of New Orleans, which had the treaty not been signed a week earlier, would have turned the tide of the war back in the americans favor. The only thing the Canadians did was form a rag-tag militia that bolstered the British army's presence along the border area in Upper Canada. what can be said is that the War of 1812 was a decisive moment in Canadian history as it was one of Canada’s first steps to becoming a nation. The wars outcome brought anti-American sentiment, an increase in nationalism, stability, and economic benefits. All of these things helped to make the colony grow and prosper, eventually becoming a nation. you bring up some points. in 1812 canada wasn't canada yet. it was part of britain and france. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 Originally posted by cooterman canada sucks as face it.... its just like the song says...there not a real country anyway..... this twat just spelt ass wrong......what the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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