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Another Canadian Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by T.T Boy, Jan 26, 2002.

  1. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    got it in a forward today. thought some of you might enjoy it.


    So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?
    >>
    >>Smarties, Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp.
    >>
    >>The size of our footballs fields and one less Down.
    >>
    >>Baseball is Canadian.
    >>
    >>Lacrosse is Canadian.
    >>
    >>Hockey is Canadian.
    >>
    >>Basketball is Canadian.
    >>
    >>Apple pie is Canadian.
    >>
    >>Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass.
    >>
    >>Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass.
    >>
    >>
    >>In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
    >>Americans
    >>back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of
    >>Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was
    >>insane
    >>and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so
    >>we
    >>came home and partied ... Go figure...
    >>
    >>Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
    >>Germany.
    >>
    >>We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered
    >>or
    >>withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
    >>
    >>Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
    >>
    >>The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
    >>mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up
    >>just
    >>in time to get caught.
    >>
    >>We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
    >>
    >>The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface
    >>and
    >>is still around as the worlds oldest company.
    >>
    >>The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
    >>under 3 minutes.
    >>
    >>We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
    >>
    >>We don't marry our kin-folk.
    >>
    >>We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,
    >>penicillin,
    >>zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless
    >>lives
    >>each year.
    >>
    >>We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
    >>about it.
    >>
    >>BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
    >>
    >>....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
    >>with
    >>mitts on.
    >>
    >>OOOOoohhhhh Canada!!
     
  2. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    that reminds me, a canadian brewery should make their slogan "Canada Good Brew", so the commercials could have some cheesy canadian sayin "Give me a canada good brew!"

    say it outloud, its even funnier then.
     
  3. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    FUCK YEAH
    but our military sucks
     
  4. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    what about sum 41?
     
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    sum41 = terrible band

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    "we just started playing punk because it was easier and we wanted to get some cash."
     
  6. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    That's great man.....I feel proud to be a landed immigrant in Canada
     
  7. TEE_rase_war

    TEE_rase_war Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2001 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 1
    fucken eh!

    ha...there is snow on my front lawn...im wearing a lumber jacket right now (no shit fer reel)...my hands are cold, and tonight i will travel for 30 mins and hit up 50 new cms of POWDER...fuck...were else...

    CANDAa
     
  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    canada has military forces??

    ....hahaha
    thats a good one!:lol:
     
  9. word. we also have the best concrete skateparks.. too bad i live in shitty ass colorado
     
  10. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    i have the worlds largest free outdoor park. too bad its only used 3 months of the year.
     
  11. DankLordz

    DankLordz Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2000 Messages: 1,983 Likes Received: 0
    ive never seen the police do anything in canada. i always found that interesting.. theyre all over the place, but never doing shit.
     
  12. wakassOATH

    wakassOATH Guest

    yea its so true about the war of 1812the us says it was a tie, but in fact they attacked and we beat them off real bad and they didnt gain shit..

    cAnAdA rules eh!
     
  13. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    thats because theres less violence and crime in canada , and guns arent as easy to get as candy , therefor they dont have to be chasing criminals everywhere
     
  14. Step8

    Step8 Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 25, 2000 Messages: 1,366 Likes Received: 8
    what must be remembered is that the war of 1812 had many different 'fronts', not just the canadian/US border. It was the british who burned and sacked washington, it was also the british that lost in the Battle of New Orleans, which had the treaty not been signed a week earlier, would have turned the tide of the war back in the americans favor. The only thing the Canadians did was form a rag-tag militia that bolstered the British army's presence along the border area in Upper Canada. what can be said is that the War of 1812 was a decisive moment in Canadian history as it was one of Canada’s first steps to becoming a nation. The wars outcome brought anti-American sentiment, an increase in nationalism, stability, and economic benefits. All of these things helped to make the colony grow and prosper, eventually becoming a nation.
     
  15. j3di

    j3di Member

    Joined: May 3, 2001 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
    i dotn know how this didnt fall into that list but...KIDS IN THE FUCKING HALL....enough said...i hate canada but kids in the hall were amazing...
     
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