CRAMPS Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 DrumFFunk: who is this Gpasbiggirl: dawn Gpasbiggirl: whos this Gpasbiggirl: ? DrumFFunk: jethrow Gpasbiggirl: really? Gpasbiggirl: asl DrumFFunk: 17/here/m DrumFFunk: why you on me buddy list DrumFFunk: you hot? Gpasbiggirl: i dont know did you put it there DrumFFunk: never herd of you DrumFFunk: you hot? Gpasbiggirl: beacause i xdont know you DrumFFunk: well maby you know me DrumFFunk: lemmie send a pic DrumFFunk wants to directly connect. Gpasbiggirl: ok DrumFFunk: go on conect Gpasbiggirl: nothing happened DrumFFunk cancels request; no connection was made. DrumFFunk: lemmie try agen DrumFFunk wants to directly connect. DrumFFunk: now connect Gpasbiggirl: theres nothing there Gpasbiggirl: larry DrumFFunk cancels request; no connection was made. DrumFFunk: fuck DrumFFunk: .. DrumFFunk: hmmmm DrumFFunk: i know Gpasbiggirl: what the hell do you want DrumFFunk: im wondering who the fuck are you DrumFFunk: DONT BE RASH WITH ME Gpasbiggirl: shut up DrumFFunk: oooh thats it Gpasbiggirl: whos this is it larry? DrumFFunk: this is JETHROW DrumFFunk: dammit pas the ketchup Gpasbiggirl: thats not a name DrumFFunk: yes it is its my name aint it Gpasbiggirl: no DrumFFunk: this is me DrumFFunk: http://www.faceparty.com/public/555/images/lord_marwok_3426926.jpg'> Gpasbiggirl: what the fuck? DrumFFunk: god Gpasbiggirl: what DrumFFunk: are you hot Gpasbiggirl: who is this damnit DrumFFunk: hey you want some callard greens? Gpasbiggirl: who are you? DrumFFunk: okok DrumFFunk: you got me DrumFFunk: its tim the MASTER OF ALL THAT IS KNOWN AS DEATH! DrumFFunk: wanna cyber? Gpasbiggirl: what the hell you yappin about DrumFFunk: pass the chicken Gpasbiggirl: i dont know you Gpasbiggirl: who the hell are you>' DrumFFunk: i might be hot i need the salt Gpasbiggirl: ? DrumFFunk: dont talk with your mouth full Gpasbiggirl: who are you god damn it DrumFFunk: jethrow Gpasbiggirl: fuck you Gpasbiggirl: no really Gpasbiggirl: ? DrumFFunk: dont where a hat at the table BESSY! DrumFFunk: did you do your chores DrumFFunk: lets sing a song! Gpasbiggirl: what the hell i dont know you DrumFFunk: OOOOOOOOH...... DrumFFunk: yes you do DrumFFunk: you know me Gpasbiggirl: then who are you? DrumFFunk: ive seen you nekkid Gpasbiggirl: no you have not DrumFFunk: you gots them nice ol tittys Gpasbiggirl: i dont know you Gpasbiggirl: who are you? DrumFFunk: you let me suckle on em cuz i had no mama DrumFFunk: smaaky smaky Gpasbiggirl: who are you Gpasbiggirl: ? DrumFFunk: dammit im david DrumFFunk: josh DrumFFunk: alan DrumFFunk: WOOOPIE GOLDBERG! DrumFFunk: takakakakakaka Gpasbiggirl: no really who are you? DrumFFunk: my name is aMANWHEL DrumFFunk: gordon DrumFFunk: do you know a gordon DrumFFunk: ever herd of a gordon DrumFFunk: G DrumFFunk: O DrumFFunk: R DrumFFunk: D DrumFFunk: O DrumFFunk: N DrumFFunk: ring a bell? DrumFFunk: DING! DrumFFunk: hello? DrumFFunk: HELLO? Gpasbiggirl: bakc DrumFFunk: whats your name jessie Gpasbiggirl: dawn DrumFFunk: gordon pleased to meet you DrumFFunk: wanna cyber Gpasbiggirl: im 13 DrumFFunk: dammit boy dont touch the cat DrumFFunk: im not Gpasbiggirl: and i dont know you? DrumFFunk: i have a big penis Gpasbiggirl: so dont mean nothing DrumFFunk: its THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big Gpasbiggirl signed off at 8:08:40 PM. just pulled that....fucking class! DrumFFunk: hey Auto response from XBAMismyGODX16: ..away... shower.. leave a msg... DrumFFunk: i have the best story for you so get me back babe XBAMismyGODX16: hey XBAMismyGODX16: tell me the sotry DrumFFunk: word girl friend DrumFFunk: so like im at the mall,,, and you wont beleive this but benny anderson comes up and tells me he has herpies DrumFFunk: and im like nooooo way DrumFFunk: and hes like yes way DrumFFunk: so i have herpies type two on my shin now DrumFFunk: so whats up with you girl? XBAMismyGODX16: who r u DrumFFunk: chelsy DrumFFunk: god XBAMismyGODX16: i never talked tyo u b4 DrumFFunk: oh DrumFFunk: i sit next to you in class XBAMismyGODX16: where do u live DrumFFunk: or i did DrumFFunk: 4th st XBAMismyGODX16: wut country DrumFFunk: what do you think silly DrumFFunk: i ware the pink shirt all the time XBAMismyGODX16: i dotn know who u r XBAMismyGODX16: i dont even know a chelsy DrumFFunk: im one of those fat mexican girls whom ware REALLY tight shirts and pants so my fat wrinkles are clearly visible DrumFFunk: ande i act like im hot and when i pass guys im like "teh YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS!" DrumFFunk: you know DrumFFunk: tee hee DrumFFunk: ok ill send a pic hows that DrumFFunk: one sec XBAMismyGODX16 wants to directly connect. XBAMismyGODX16 cancels request; no connection was made. DrumFFunk: heres a link DrumFFunk: this is me DrumFFunk: http://anil299.tripod.com/vol_002_no_002/reviews/tb/book005/p203_2.jpg'> DrumFFunk: remember now? DrumFFunk: well DrumFFunk: well.....ive knoticed youve been getting on my man so back off DrumFFunk: cuz this bitch is packing heat DrumFFunk: huh chika what cho got to say cholo? DrumFFunk: HEY IM STILL TAKING TO YOU CHOLO! DrumFFunk: pig fuck hey kids pull some AIM name dropping for me to work with...and post your own silly adventures!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 aha i dress like that 2 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ikueism Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 LessThanKate93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 8, 2003 Author Share Posted September 8, 2003 more to come! very soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 The only time shit like this is funny is when you get some guy to pour syrup in his nipples because he is convinced you are a girl. Other than that, it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 DrumFFunk: ive seen you nekkid Gpasbiggirl: no you have not DrumFFunk: you gots them nice ol tittys Gpasbiggirl: i dont know you Gpasbiggirl: who are you? DrumFFunk: you let me suckle on em cuz i had no mama DrumFFunk: smaaky smaky :lol: fuck with this girl(she's a freak)... Chickibaby213 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 good stuff.keep it up we need more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 I used to do this stuff all the time. Then remembered I had a life. IT's still funny though.:lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 9, 2003 Author Share Posted September 9, 2003 this one is long BUT SOOO WORTH THE READ!! DrumFFunk: uh oh DrumFFunk: uh oh im back Gpasbiggirl: who are you Gpasbiggirl: ? DrumFFunk: i dont know Gpasbiggirl: really your pissing me off Gpasbiggirl: ? DrumFFunk: im doing nothing but this DrumFFunk: weeeedle DrumFFunk: hey do you live in colorado Gpasbiggirl: no DrumFFunk: where Gpasbiggirl: who are you Gpasbiggirl: missouri DrumFFunk: .......platsburg missouri? Gpasbiggirl: no Gpasbiggirl: trimble Gpasbiggirl: missouri DrumFFunk: is that near platsburg Gpasbiggirl: yes Gpasbiggirl: who are you? DrumFFunk: HAHAHAHAHA I HAHAHA I KNOW WHAT HAPPEND DrumFFunk: you know some kid named cody dont you Gpasbiggirl: yes DrumFFunk: he lives in platsburg Gpasbiggirl: who the hell are you? DrumFFunk: i know cody Gpasbiggirl: ok how are you? Gpasbiggirl: who* DrumFFunk: i told you yesterday Gpasbiggirl: no you didnt DrumFFunk: yes i did DrumFFunk: gordon Gpasbiggirl: well i dont know you DrumFFunk: duh your in missouri Gpasbiggirl: so leave me the hell alone DrumFFunk: nop DrumFFunk: no DrumFFunk: NO Gpasbiggirl: ya DrumFFunk: you are now under my controle DrumFFunk: you shall do my bidding Gpasbiggirl: no im not DrumFFunk: YOU CANNOT THWART MY PENGUIN CONTROL Gpasbiggirl: is this larry, kyle or cody? DrumFFunk: your one o the hoes cody knows DrumFFunk: he will suck your toes Gpasbiggirl: who are you? Gpasbiggirl: no DrumFFunk: i FUCKING TOLD YOU Gpasbiggirl: thats not your name DrumFFunk: yes it is DrumFFunk: ask cody dipshit DrumFFunk: be like whos gordon Gpasbiggirl: i have not talk to him seens yesterday DrumFFunk: he will say this kid i know from colorado DrumFFunk: well suck his dick and find out Gpasbiggirl: whatver shut up are you fucking dumb i dont know you so leave me alone Gpasbiggirl: no DrumFFunk: im the dumb one?? HAHAHAHA DrumFFunk: dont talk with your mouth full you fucking crabs ridden slut Gpasbiggirl: id ont know yuou live me alone Gpasbiggirl: i dont* DrumFFunk: cook me dinner bitch Gpasbiggirl: you* Gpasbiggirl: fuck you leave me alone DrumFFunk: cook me dinner befor i rape you DrumFFunk: now shut up/get pregnant/ and cook me dinner Gpasbiggirl: fuck you go fuck a god damn duck and leave me alone DrumFFunk: cook me dinner i want callard greens Gpasbiggirl: fuck you DrumFFunk: dude wheres my chicken fried steak DrumFFunk: gravey bitch lots of it Gpasbiggirl: who are you? DrumFFunk: im not telling you agen you dumb little insest bunnie Gpasbiggirl: what the hell do you want with me>? Gpasbiggirl: ?* DrumFFunk: dinner DrumFFunk: i want dinner DrumFFunk: get in the kitchen slut Gpasbiggirl: i dnt really care DrumFFunk: yes you do Gpasbiggirl: no i dont DrumFFunk: yes you do] DrumFFunk: Greetings. I noticed that my friend here has been pestering you in a pretty funny way. DrumFFunk: And I was just wondering DrumFFunk: You know DrumFFunk: Why don't you cook him dinner? DrumFFunk: I mean, he's like .. STARVING here DrumFFunk: seriously DrumFFunk: all ha had was DrumFFunk: like DrumFFunk: a pizza ... DrumFFunk: rutebegas ... Gpasbiggirl: who ae you? DrumFFunk: um, and .. some milk. I think it was bad milk though DrumFFunk: im your leader GORGE DUBAYA BUSH! DrumFFunk: That wasn't me. That was the first guy DrumFFunk: NO IT WASNT DrumFFunk: Shut up. Gpasbiggirl: who are you? DrumFFunk: Well, you would think it's obvious by now. Gpasbiggirl: you are really pissing me off DrumFFunk: Now hold on. That is entirely unfair. DrumFFunk: I haven't been rude to you at all. DrumFFunk: well, okay, I lied to you about the rutebegas. Gpasbiggirl: who are you? DrumFFunk: But that's just because I'm a horrible person. I'm just misunderstood DrumFFunk: I don't know you, why are you asking me who I am? DrumFFunk: And NO I'm not going to have sex with you. Jesus. DrumFFunk: I mean DrumFFunk: wow DrumFFunk: I'm not THAT sexy. DrumFFunk: Okay, I jest DrumFFunk: I'm just being mean DrumFFunk: I'll quit that. Gpasbiggirl: who the hell are you? DrumFFunk: richard pryor DrumFFunk: you know the black commedian Gpasbiggirl: no really DrumFFunk: Okay, I'm back DrumFFunk: Now, before I tell you who I am, you have to give me some information. DrumFFunk: Like who you are. DrumFFunk: And why you are talking to this guy. Gpasbiggirl: my name is dawn welhs and he was talking to me first Gpasbiggirl: welsh* DrumFFunk: Okay, talking to you first? DrumFFunk: I'll ask himabout that. Gpasbiggirl: ya DrumFFunk: YES THATS RIGHT YES STOP WITH THE SILLY FACES STOP IT IM TLLING DrumFFunk: Dag, yo. This sucks and I'm hungry DrumFFunk: What do you think? Tacos? DrumFFunk: Oh whatever. I'm going to bennigans. DrumFFunk: they make a mean hamburger Gpasbiggirl: what the hell is you name? DrumFFunk: jesus fucking H CHRIST Gpasbiggirl: who are you? DrumFFunk: fuck ing dag shit you stupid whore Gpasbiggirl: who the hell are you? DrumFFunk: i thaught we covered this in the beginning DrumFFunk: my NAME IS G DrumFFunk: O DrumFFunk: R DrumFFunk: D DrumFFunk: O DrumFFunk: N DrumFFunk: i know C DrumFFunk: O DrumFFunk: D DrumFFunk: Y DrumFFunk: frank DrumFFunk: ok jessie? Gpasbiggirl: im not going to take your shit anymore peace DrumFFunk: jessie NOOO DrumFFunk: dont go jessie Gpasbiggirl: thats not my name DrumFFunk: yes it is DrumFFunk: jessie DrumFFunk: listen jessie Gpasbiggirl: no its dawn DrumFFunk: jessie DrumFFunk: listen jessie i want to go out with you DrumFFunk: jessie baby Gpasbiggirl: who the hell are you? DrumFFunk: the call you JIGGELY JESSIE Gpasbiggirl: really DrumFFunk: yes Gpasbiggirl: no what is your name really? DrumFFunk: im kown as KERT DrumFFunk: KERT THE WHAFEANATOR Gpasbiggirl: which is it? DrumFFunk: its tim DrumFFunk: frank DrumFFunk: sally DrumFFunk: carl Gpasbiggirl: what is it Gpasbiggirl: ? DrumFFunk: matcho matcho maaaaan DrumFFunk: pass the PACE PICONTE SAUCE Gpasbiggirl: what the hell what the hell is your name you fucking idoit DrumFFunk: im the idiot DrumFFunk: your from the south you inbred case of cancer Gpasbiggirl: yes Gpasbiggirl: no DrumFFunk: yes Gpasbiggirl: no i dont DrumFFunk: yes you do Gpasbiggirl: fuck you DrumFFunk: fuck YOU Gpasbiggirl: no DrumFFunk: yes Gpasbiggirl: what is your real name Gpasbiggirl: ? DrumFFunk: maby its CHEF CARL PATONE Gpasbiggirl: no really? DrumFFunk: really? Gpasbiggirl: your name? DrumFFunk: my name3 Gpasbiggirl: yes DrumFFunk: no? Gpasbiggirl: please DrumFFunk: please what? Gpasbiggirl: your name DrumFFunk: my name Gpasbiggirl: yes DrumFFunk: ok.....dawn Gpasbiggirl: what DrumFFunk: your name Gpasbiggirl: dawn DrumFFunk: yes Gpasbiggirl: marie welsh DrumFFunk: good for you DrumFFunk: thats a nice name Gpasbiggirl: you asked and that my whole name DrumFFunk: yes a nice name DrumFFunk: jessie Gpasbiggirl: no its dawn marie welsh DrumFFunk: jessie marie welsh Gpasbiggirl: no there is no jessie Gpasbiggirl: do you have msn or hotmail? DrumFFunk: haha your funny jessie Gpasbiggirl: no really DrumFFunk: really yes Gpasbiggirl: whatever whats your name Gpasbiggirl: ? DrumFFunk: ? Gpasbiggirl: name please Gpasbiggirl: ? DrumFFunk: please name Gpasbiggirl: you fucking dick!! DrumFFunk: dawn marie welsh Gpasbiggirl: what? DrumFFunk: my name Gpasbiggirl: ya DrumFFunk: dawn Gpasbiggirl: no thats mine DrumFFunk: no its not DrumFFunk: your jessie Gpasbiggirl: no im dont DrumFFunk: no im dont DrumFFunk: HAHAHAHAHA DrumFFunk: NO IM DONT DrumFFunk: HAHAHA Gpasbiggirl: no im not DrumFFunk: your nat dawn DrumFFunk: i told you your jessie Gpasbiggirl: no thats not my name do i have to show you my id DrumFFunk: no jessie dont get mad Gpasbiggirl: i can and i well DrumFFunk: well DrumFFunk: HAHAHA WELL Gpasbiggirl: i have 14 more minutes what is your name? DrumFFunk: wheres my dinner Gpasbiggirl: im getting off of here DrumFFunk: ok jessie Gpasbiggirl: whats your name? DrumFFunk: SMART Gpasbiggirl: whats your nmae Gpasbiggirl: name* DrumFFunk: im from the coil plant Gpasbiggirl: well heres my number call me and till me your name 816-************there peace Gpasbiggirl: whats the hell is your name Gpasbiggirl: ? DrumFFunk: HAHAHA NOW IM GOING TO PRANK CALL YOU DrumFFunk: LONG DISTANCE DrumFFunk: AND IM GOING TO DIAL 0 Gpasbiggirl: so DrumFFunk: SO IT WILL COS YOU LIKE # BUCKS Gpasbiggirl: no dont DrumFFunk: oooh yes i am Gpasbiggirl: please dont DrumFFunk: here i go to the phone im dialing 0 Gpasbiggirl: it wont go throw DrumFFunk: uh oh the operator is asking for the # Gpasbiggirl: who are you? DrumFFunk: operator DrumFFunk: gimmie number 9 Gpasbiggirl: no really DrumFFunk: yes really DrumFFunk: would you like to connect Gpasbiggirl: your name would be nice DrumFFunk: wil this be long distance DrumFFunk: i love you Gpasbiggirl: who are you? DrumFFunk: FABIO Gpasbiggirl: your name ? DrumFFunk: the PUNISHER Gpasbiggirl: who are you? DrumFFunk: JAINE FONDA Gpasbiggirl: who are you who are you who are you who are you? DrumFFunk: this guy Gpasbiggirl: bye you fucking dick Gpasbiggirl signed off at 4:05:05 PM. hahahahaha i loved doing this one! 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S@T@N Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 swif: Poison the Well - Loved Ones me: poison the well is alright swif: opoosite of december is a hardt CD swif: going to the carshow? me: um, I don't know? me: lol swif: what a white boy me: what a commy fuck swif: puritans represent me: why don't you go work and not get paid? me: faggot swif: hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 me: fuck you S@T@N: eh? S@T@N: eh? S@T@N: fuck off me: shut up S@T@N: suck dick S@T@N: no wait me: i drive car! S@T@N: DONT suck dick me: i drive car! me: giggles! me: come back here :( S@T@N: lol me: enough. just stop it. me: my berrys are dingling me: wow me: wrong me: shut up, mormon S@T@N: watch your mouth, richard me: mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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