Hermdog Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 These are unbelievable...that they are actually true!!!!! You've got to read them..... It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and Successfully sued McDonald's. That case inspired the 'Stella Awards' for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States. THIS YEAR'S AWARDS GO TO: 5th Place (Tied) Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. 5th Place (Tied) 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal the hubcaps. 5th Place (Tied) Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He could not re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The Jury agreed to the tune of $500,000. 4th Place Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little provoked at the time as Mr. Williams, who had climbed over the fence into the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun. 3rd Place A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier, during an argument. 2nd Place Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a Night Club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was trying to sneak in the window of the Ladies Room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses. 1st Place!!!!! This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motor home. On his trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he could not actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreational vehicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 damn good find. I want a winnebago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 wow. they are almost all criminals. what have we learned folks? CRIME PAYS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 or football fans. FUT-BOL-FUT-BULL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 fuck it seems the stupid always win. But you have to be genuinely dumb pretending never really works out that well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds18170.html NBC sued over rat-eating show Friday, January 7 2005, 16:28 GMT -- by Daniel Saney NBC is being sued by a viewer over an episode of Fear Factor in which contestants ate rats mixed in a food blender. Disgusted viewer Austin Aitken told the Associated Press that he is a regular viewer of the show but that he felt that the rat-eating challenge was going "too far". "It's barbaric, some of the things they ask these individuals to do," said the man who has filed the $2.5m lawsuit. His suit claims that the show caused a rise in blood pressure, dizziness and vomiting. He then ran into a doorway "causing suffering, injury and great pain." Apparently he could not turn to another channel in time. NBC dismiss the lawsuit as being "without merit". Aitken says that he is not really after a cash settlement, but he wants to send a message to NBC and other broadcasting networks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I thought the states were going to do something about frivolous lawsuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 yeah... I heard that they did. It used to seem so bad that on days with fresh snow people would be up early just to slip on other people's icey patches. Or stories about people who had been hit by a car while on foot more than once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I'm beginning to think I need to become a judge. If some mother fucker set that case down on my desk...I'd be like get the fuck outta here. Whatever happened to common sense and the ability to be offended? Fucking rediculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chad Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 God damn people like that piss me off so much. I knew a girl who spit in her own hanburger and her mom went along with it to try and sue the hamburger place they didnt succeed but still people like that piss me off so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I think that 'common sence' should overrule all of this shit. Like the woman who threw her drink and then slipped on it. Or the woman who tripped over her own child???? I think these people should get dragged into a public square and the judge getsto smack them in the back of the head and shout 'use your fuckin' head for once!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 You sure this wasn't from The Onion or something? I can't see a group of sane people awarding 500,000 dollars to a burglar because he was an idiot and couldn't break a door down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 !@#$% got it right, apparently crime does pay. i can't believe that the majority of these dumbfucks think of this shit on their own. lawyers with dollar signs in the their eyes and confidence of getting a jury that's just as ignorant as their client. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I used to work in a restaurant. The manager at one of them busted a customer trying to get a free meal by placing one of her own long red hairs in her food. Dude was brutal. After he informed her he didn't have a single person working under him with long red hair that just magically happened to match hers...he asked if she wanted a box for her food...because she needed to leave. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby p Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 YOU DUMB FUCKING POLACK! SPEND THAT MONEY ON ME! WHAT THE FUCK. THIS THREAD RUINED MY DAY. I THINK HONDA'S CRUISE CONTROL DOSEN'T SAY ANY THING ABOUT THAT SHIT IN THE MANUAL...WISH ME LUCK GUYS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 "Rockstar Games has reportedly asked a federal judge in Greenville to dismiss the lawsuit filed by the parents of a man killed in a random shooting as he drove through the Great Smoky Mountains on June 25. The two teenagers responsible for the shooting, which left a second person seriously wounded, claimed that they had decided to randomly shoot at vehicles on Interstate 40 after playing Grand Theft Auto III. Rockstar has stated that the victims are trying to hold the company accountable "based on the expressive content of the video game" and claims that such "ideas and concepts," as well as the "purported psychological effects" of the shooters, are protected by the First Amendment's free-speech clause. Miami lawyer Jack Thompson, who is representing the victims, dismissed Rockstar's claims and is seeking to move the case back into state court for consideration under Tennessee's consumer protection act. " I can't fucking believe some of these people. The sad part is that half the time, they fucking win! Go American justice system! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 ^the parents of the man killed should sue the teenagers family for allowing the teenagers to play a videogame for mature audiences, stated quite obviously on the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Hermdog@Jan 12 2005, 08:33 AM 4th Place Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little provoked at the time as Mr. Williams, who had climbed over the fence into the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun. Quoted post This is just ridiculous, there must be more to it. If I was the dog owner I would have pressed charges for trespass and cruelty to animals and sued him back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Tax dollars hard at work. MAY EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THESE BULLSHIT LAWSUITS ROT IN HELL. I think all the money awarded should be confiscated and put in a fund towards shipping all these fucks to a small island in the Pacific where they could rot where being so fucking stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 my personal favorite: A Charlotte, N.C., man, having purchased a box of very rare, very expensive cigars insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month of having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were "lost in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued ... and won! In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed that the claim was frivolous. He stated, nevertheless, that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he had lost in the "fires." After the man cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine. (From the 1999 Criminal Darwin Awards) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 those people should be shot,f'real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Most, if not all, of those above are made up. Sorry. For example, the first place prize is an urban legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666+Jan 12 2005, 09:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fermentor666 - Jan 12 2005, 09:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>You sure this wasn't from The Onion or something? I can't see a group of sane people awarding 500,000 dollars to a burglar because he was an idiot and couldn't break a door down. Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-Poop Man Bob@Jan 13 2005, 08:09 AM Most, if not all, of those above are made up. Sorry. For example, the first place prize is an urban legend. Quoted post That's what I'm saying. You all are too gullible sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 hahahahaha,the first place one is great,makes me feel like a real american. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X@Jan 12 2005, 06:02 PM Aitken says that he is not really after a cash settlement, but he wants to send a message to NBC and other broadcasting networks. Quoted post my arse, why as for 2.5mill then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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