Smart Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Anal Sex This thread doesn't have to be about anal, but it seems like time we had another thread with this title... I think it's funny that the new Outback Steakhouse slogan is 'Don't just go out, go outback!" Also on the sex tip, I was watching the forensic someshit show tonight and I have decided to refer to the backpack full of paint as the 'rape kit' So, Fox is gonna premire this show called 'Greg the Bunny" and there's this young lady named Sarah Silverman on that show... if ANYONE can hook me up yo, I'm pretty sure I fell in love with her the first time I heard her say 'pussy'... of course, there was a Dr. Ruth reference but, I hope I blocked that out... well, that's really all I got on the deviant sex tip, in the last hour... so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 did anyone see the osbornes tonight. funny shit. the daughter freaking out cause her mom made an appt. with a gynecologist. the neighbors being too loud for Ozzy's family. throwing ham, broken windows, cops. oh shit i ruined it if you hadn't seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 ozzy, after staying out of the whole thing, walking over and smashing out their window was fucking hillarious. honestly, ozzy is a cool motherfucker. he just hangs out doing his thing, an doesnt give a shit what people think. maybe im totally reading way into shit, but i have a whole new respect for him. i dont know why exactly. he's just a cool motherfucker, thats the only way i can describe it. and while he might be a tad slow, he's not nearly as fried as i thought he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 the girl I was hanging out with tonight changed the fucking channel..I should have kicked her in the teeth. hey smart, I refer to what I got in my pants as my rape kit....j/k speaking of rape my psychotic ex girlfriend that told me her ex raped her so I would kick his ass then she told some other guy I raped so he would kick my ass called me today to say she missed me. Crazy shit. Has anyone seen that sex crazed old lady on the opxygen channel always giving out sex tips? I watched that shit the other night and she was talking about putting your fingers in your mans ass while he's giving it to you. What was funny she said put a condom over your fingers so you don't have to clean under your fingernails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 whoa... maybe that channel isn't worthless... is she hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie whoa... maybe that channel isn't worthless... is she hot? is who hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 the lady who hosts the show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 no...very no. She some dried up old ladie....its kinda wierd hearing her talk about dildo's and anal sex....I bet her bush is up to her belly button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris no...very no. She some dried up old ladie... well then i think ti would still be worth it for the entertainment value...:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 it is worth the entertainment value. She knows her sex though. I wish I could remember the name of the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 hey vinyl, all we need is willy and pistol posting and the usualy late nighter will be once again in the full effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 pistol back @ 2 something am pacific time in the fake anal sex thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 I DID IT. imagin me on a hill, cape blowing in the wind, as i stand so proudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 27, 2002 Author Share Posted March 27, 2002 that old lady is on 'the Sunday night sex show' on oxygen... she's a pretty freaky chick, but by NO means attractive... in fact, kinda the opposite... Sarah Silverman on the other hand... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 The Osbournes was a hoot... Sharon making fun of the neighbors from the fence... The neighbors playing some gay campfire acoustic music that totally drove Jack mad...he went inside and blasted super death metal over the outdoor stereo system then proceeded to go next door and go off on them... then the police came.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LadyKrink Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 hey what time is that show the osbournes on anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 haha..the're talkin about it on the radio right now...that show rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Originally posted by LadyKrink hey what time is that show the osbournes on anyway? 10:30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 what the hell is the osbournes?? im gathering i has something to do with ozzy and his family but what the deal here....enlighten me so i can pretend i dont have basic cable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 its sorta like the real world but just w/ ozzy and the family. they just tape their day to day life. one of ozzy's daugthers will not be on it even though she lives in the house, thought that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 dr ruth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilau Hands Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 Lay down your arms and surrender to me. Lay down your arms and love me peacefully. Use your arms for squezing, and please, I'm the one that loves you so. There ain't no reason for you to declare War on the one who loves you so. So forget the other boys because my love is real. Come off your battlefield. Lay down your arms and surrender to me. Lay down your arms and love me peacefully. Use your arms for squezing, please, That's the way it's gotta be. The weapons you're using are hurting me bad, But someday you're going to retreat. 'Cause my love, baby, is the truest you've ever had. A soldier of love that's hard to beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 28, 2002 Author Share Posted March 28, 2002 Originally posted by platapie dr ruth? yep, you gotta have watched at least one of the Comedy Central/Friar's Club roasts to really get it but... she said... Abe Vigoda? I wouldn't fuck him with Dr. Ruth's pussy! and I fell in love:love2: :love: :love2: :love: :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 the osbournes is becoming my soap opera...its sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 SARAH SILVERMAN! Nooooow I know who you're talking about, Smart. That girl is funny, beautiful, and she has a potty mouth. mmmmmmmmmmmm :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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