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Animal Sex featuring Ozzy

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Smart, Mar 27, 2002.

  1. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    Anal Sex

    This thread doesn't have to be about anal, but it seems like time we had another thread with this title...

    I think it's funny that the new Outback Steakhouse slogan is 'Don't just go out, go outback!"

    Also on the sex tip, I was watching the forensic someshit show tonight and I have decided to refer to the backpack full of paint as the 'rape kit'

    So, Fox is gonna premire this show called 'Greg the Bunny"
    and there's this young lady named Sarah Silverman on that show... if ANYONE can hook me up yo, I'm pretty sure I fell in love with her the first time I heard her say 'pussy'... of course, there was a Dr. Ruth reference but, I hope I blocked that out...

    well, that's really all I got on the deviant sex tip, in the last hour... so...
     
  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    did anyone see the osbornes tonight. funny shit. the daughter freaking out cause her mom made an appt. with a gynecologist. the neighbors being too loud for Ozzy's family. throwing ham, broken windows, cops.
    oh shit i ruined it if you hadn't seen it.
     
  3. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    ozzy, after staying out of the whole thing, walking over and smashing out their window was fucking hillarious.

    honestly, ozzy is a cool motherfucker. he just hangs out doing his thing, an doesnt give a shit what people think. maybe im totally reading way into shit, but i have a whole new respect for him. i dont know why exactly. he's just a cool motherfucker, thats the only way i can describe it. and while he might be a tad slow, he's not nearly as fried as i thought he was.
     
  4. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

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    the girl I was hanging out with tonight changed the fucking channel..I should have kicked her in the teeth.

    hey smart, I refer to what I got in my pants as my rape kit....j/k

    speaking of rape my psychotic ex girlfriend that told me her ex raped her so I would kick his ass then she told some other guy I raped so he would kick my ass called me today to say she missed me. Crazy shit.

    Has anyone seen that sex crazed old lady on the opxygen channel always giving out sex tips? I watched that shit the other night and she was talking about putting your fingers in your mans ass while he's giving it to you. What was funny she said put a condom over your fingers so you don't have to clean under your fingernails.
     
  5. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

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    whoa... maybe that channel isn't worthless... is she hot?
     
  6. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

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    is who hot?
     
  7. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

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    the lady who hosts the show...
     
  8. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

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    no...very no. She some dried up old ladie....its kinda wierd hearing her talk about dildo's and anal sex....I bet her bush is up to her belly button.
     
  9. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

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    well then i think ti would still be worth it for the entertainment value...:)
     
  10. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

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    it is worth the entertainment value. She knows her sex though. I wish I could remember the name of the show.
     
  11. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    hey vinyl, all we need is willy and pistol posting and the usualy late nighter will be once again in the full effect.
     
  12. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
    pistol back @ 2 something am pacific time in the fake anal sex thread
     
  13. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    I DID IT.


    imagin me on a hill, cape blowing in the wind, as i stand so proudly.
     
  14. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    that old lady is on 'the Sunday night sex show' on oxygen... she's a pretty freaky chick, but by NO means attractive... in fact, kinda the opposite... Sarah Silverman on the other hand... :)
     
  15. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 25, 2000 Messages: 4,246 Likes Received: 71
    The Osbournes was a hoot...

    Sharon making fun of the neighbors from the fence...
    The neighbors playing some gay campfire acoustic music that totally drove Jack mad...he went inside and blasted super death metal over the outdoor stereo system then proceeded to go next door and go off on them...

    then the police came..
     
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