Secret Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 After years of macing guys that stare at me, pushing frat boys, threating to hit people with bottles, and throwing punches at bitches, my mother wants to send to anger management classes... yea, dude. Go Secret! :rolleyes: :o :mad: :heated: :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 tell her that we live in a breakneck paced, cutthroat world tell her fast livins got ya trapped in the street game you gotta be hard to survive on the streets! aaaahahahaa...moms are cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 haha i went to that shit , it was cool we just ate doughnuts and played with lego , not the gay lego either the cool space series and shit ........(i was in like grade 6 ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 768186 Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 sounds like fun!:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 I want to punch an anger management counselor in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 I remember when my teachers and parents said "I needed counseling" in like the 6th grade. Fuck I was just lazy but then I started to get pissed that they thought I needed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted April 2, 2002 Author Share Posted April 2, 2002 Anger checklist - How is your anger?? 1. People tell you that you need to calm down. Yes. 2. You feel tense much of the time. Yes. 3. At work, you find yourself not saying what is on your mind. Yes. 4. When you are upset, you try to block the world out by watching TV, reading a book or magazine, or going to sleep. Not really. 5.You are drinking or smoking marijuana almost daily to help you calm down. Not really. 6.You have trouble going to sleep. Yes. 7. You feel misunderstood or not listened to much of the time. Yes. 8. People ask you not to yell or curse so much. Yes. 9. Your loved ones keep saying that you are hurting them. Yes. 10. Friends do not seek you out as much. Yes. Scoring: * 0 - 2 = MANAGEABLE: you could benefit from relaxation training. * 3 - 5 = MODERATE: you need to learn more about what stresses you, and learn stress management techniques. * 6 + = OUT OF CONTROL: you have an anger problem that could benefit from learning anger management techniques. Yeah, dude! I failed! FUCK!! :heated::o Conclusion Anger reactions have been likened to a train running out of control and about to derail. A little anger can motivate us to take action in positive ways. A lot of anger will make us "red with rage." The price for anger that is out of control will drive away those whom we love the most and endanger our daily normal existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 anger management....hawaii did it for me. the big bad ape slipped and fell off my back...when i came back. :heated::mad: :huh?: :) :D :mexican: :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 I'm angry that people think you guys are too angry. I don't believe it. Secret wanna go crack some skulls tonight.:heated: :beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 i am angry now..but thats just because my car is a piece of shit and needs to have the sand scooped out of its vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 the only shrink that ever got throught to me was one that would wrestle me for the cigarette that i had... he had this book that he would bring out in front of the group and read off peoples "problems" by name and what that problem came with...everybody else was a poor sob..rip tissue paper into little pieces and then rip those pieces into little pieces... mine was a wolverine or tasmanian devil...everybody just looked at me and thought,"damn,no wonder why hes always stoned." i only started getting angry and bad grades when i started being put into mental hospitals and seeing dumbass shrinks....i was put into my first mental hospital cause my stepdad thought i called him a "swine"..oh!and then he started choking me and i coughed out blood and my mother betrayed me by telling the police that i was mad and pulled the knife out on him for no reason..my mom told the cops that i was lying about being choked...thats when i knew she really wasnt my mom. after that..it was all about rebellion and i turned my step-dad into the twitching mess he is today. it seems that some of the only things that piss me off are.. people who dont care people who talk shit people who bump into me hard without saying excuse me people that smoke tweak people that bounce from one girl to the next at clubs..especially when they try to pull that shit with my date... people who try to take advantage over drunk girls...most pissed off you'll ever see me."that i had ever seen myself" manipulating little fags or cunts getting capped...nah..thats the number one...fucking with my happyland being betrayed drunk marines yeah..to sum it up..anything that can piss me off i think meditation is the key though...count to ten...take off to be alone and imagine your energy flushing the negative out. take some type of martial art...so when people see that you're mad..."they know not to fuck with you." plus i think girls are sexy when they do...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 i went to it, it kinda helped. ijust cant help not fighting when im drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 I remember sitting in a circle for "troubled teens" back in the day. One chick was hot. One was some stoner rocker dude. I remember one day I was wearing a shirt from Lunatix (like an old school Workmens type stuff) it said H.E.M.P. Hoodlums Ending Moral Problems It had people smoking herb and writing on walls type shit. The counselor liked my shirt, I guess cause of the moral problems aspect of it. oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 yeah, i used to go to therapy... Im a pretty mean little bastard, at least when i was younger.. ritalin.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 the last time i got arrested i went to one of thos classes.. and some little chinease kid punched me in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 hahah...shameless, i was in the exact same boat...funny how worthless that all was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 heh.. even of you score a 0 they try to get money out of you... i think you're fine secret... of course.. blah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 my probation officer wants me to see a counselor because "i don't take life seriously". she's pretty much right but i like it that way. i like to say "dun" alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 . Your loved ones keep saying that you are hurting them. Yes ahhahaahah funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorSeven Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 one ofm y good friends went to this after he almost killed his father in law who happened to be a priest- now he can actually control his temper, which is a good thing....for me and his other friends and especially his foes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted April 2, 2002 Author Share Posted April 2, 2002 Originally posted by High Priest the last time i got arrested i went to one of thos classes.. and some little chinease kid punched me in the head. How the fuck did that happen? Do they give you those spongy thingies to hit people with? I'm down for smackin' people American Gladiator style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 And yet you did not assault me with a blunt object after I forcefully subjected you to sit in a computer lab for 14 hours and then treated you to a not-so-wholesome gas station dinner. If THAT'S not patience, I don't know what is... anger management schmanagement. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Anger Management. I had to go to one of those shits. I was in the 3rd grade though..It seemed pretty dumb then! The weird thing is like I found out years after that the school I was going to was having me go to this anger class without any of my parents or my good friend's parent's knowledge of it. Fuck that school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Re: Anger checklist - How is your anger?? Originally posted by Secret 1. People tell you that you need to calm down. Yes. 2. You feel tense much of the time. Yes. 3. At work, you find yourself not saying what is on your mind. Yes. 4. When you are upset, you try to block the world out by watching TV, reading a book or magazine, or going to sleep. Not really. 7. You feel misunderstood or not listened to much of the time. Yes. 8. People ask you not to yell or curse so much. Yes. 10. Friends do not seek you out as much. Yes. all me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_MoeLarryCurly Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 too bad i havent lashed out ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted April 2, 2002 Author Share Posted April 2, 2002 Today is one of those days where I just want to get so wasted to the point I'll fall off my 2nd floor balcony. Kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 aw fuck that.... that story of you whipping the snapple at the guy in the grocery store is still one of the more funny stories ive heard on this board.... ive found spunky girls to be some of the more "real" and straight and non-corny girls that ive dated or just been friends with...they seems to be the best adjusted to life too.... besides who doesnt want to whip a beer bottle at the head of frat dork...i know i do...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KASTsystem Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Originally posted by Secret Today is one of those days where I just want to get so wasted to the point I'll fall off my 2nd floor balcony. Kill me. I fell from the second floor once...but I didn't die...broke my elbow though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 i broke my elbow skating , but i didnt realize it until like 2 months later when it showed yp on an x-ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 Originally posted by Secret Today is one of those days where I just want to get so wasted to the point I'll fall off my 2nd floor balcony. Kill me. damn secret, at least you didn't fall on the floor in front of all kinds of people like shameless today. if you wanncome over and kick my ass, i'll let you just by me a mini pizza before you do.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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