Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 hey hey everyone, ive just got back from being uout i probably consuxmed too much bettrr.... lol that shourls say beer, but yeah, typoieng is not san easy taks when you cant fucking find the backsapace key... lol when i was tyuping find i atstra/// started to typed fucking and i realised i did........ o well. well yeah, how is everyone, hoep your sall drunk and happy and mot abnout to pass out and typie incoherentl y liek em im proably nogonna //// gonna wake tup tomorwm and reald fucking drunkem psots.... shout// should bne good fun hahahah spikeekipisspikeekipsspikeekipsonesrandahalf longlive beeeeeerr.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwibxonex Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 I smoke crack daily and maintain, what you got on my FIRSTIES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 cheers! you have a whole beer to yourself again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 hahah just realised that typeing spie an/// spiek /// spiek argh fuck i said SPIKE backwrad s spells epk//./ eikfuckf ucki typeing EKIPS and wehn you put thes m together you get fworkds like "piss " over and over again like this spikeekipisspiekekipsspike hahaha i see the word pos///piss well fucking hell being not sober isnt great and all so kids dont dro drugsa mor nor alcohol cuz you end up broke and living in guters and shit like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Dude I came on here after I drank 2 bottles of robomax and I could type almot perfectly. You gotta just cover one eye, then you can see a little straighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- cheers! you have a whole beer to yourself again? dude if i could get pissed on one fucking beer my backnk///bank acocunt would be aso musch more full.... i have to restort to dirthty dirthy fucking spirits and shtir. i mean shit. beer in england here is so fucking weak that yolu drunk fucking pints of it and all yhou doo is piss... fuck that shit, wen i was in USA i drank those fuckign 40oz shits and they got me nice and drunk... we;ll to a point, sthne it wore off and i broke out the poslish vodka... on a postivite note, since theis wasnt a hosure party i sodnt // dont have fuckign peniss dranwn on my face mammersoo rsstylee... my house part yh is on the sexocnd, everone is einvited if theyh know where i live and have either money weed or boxxzze,, alsthouth it woujld be a lie to say that im aam short of stuff. cheers kilo, i over ///offer thress ///three virgin whores to you as scarfice... hey intcanadia dont you get alcoholic snow that you sujust suck? or is it yello w cuz of other reasons???? spiekisnotfunnywen drunkoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by space base Dude I came on here after I drank 2 bottles of robomax and I could type almot perfectly. You gotta just cover one eye, then you can see a little straighter. whati n flying rufk is robomax??? im stitting here, my best rfiend is colloapse don my shourlder and if i move too much teh bastard wil lasfasll to the floow/r. ok im gonn dtry clovering one eye... dude thus nrans im tping one hsnded withn one eyer over mny face and iu cant see the screen... and the keys on my keybourd are faded so you van't actuaklly find the backspace or orther keys... like i vanrt find... shit wekll i cant tell you ewhat letter i m showing you cuxz i cant find it... id take a picture of this if i had a camera... mr tyoing with on e hand ocer my eye, and somne drunkaerf bastarf friend collapsed on my shoulder,,, i thinjkk hes brreathing, hope so. well yeah, im gonna be on the internet until hebastard moves.... so feel free to take this piss out of runkadrds, wholike me are iso fucke.d ifeellikeimcopyintgseekstoomuchoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 wow spike... you're a funny drunk. * edit: oops... I think you should click thi LINK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- wow spike... you're a funny drunk. * edit: oops... I think you should click thi LINK eNEGATIVE... ps, wtf, is that robomzax? i dont think id like to drink that thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :lol: :lol: ...im gonna look for you on here the next tiem i come on 12oz when im drunk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 damit... THIS is the link you should check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 ps nowmy friend h as comnveintiently collapse don the floor, i think i can ujust about managed to put something n fatcoap.co.uk.. so heres demented mspaint doodling.sss.... http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/iamfreelikeafuckingbrid!!!!.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 fuckthsi adidnt work... try again. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/iamfreelikeafuckingbrid!!!!.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 oh for fucks sake. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/iamfreelikeafuckingbri.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- damit... THIS is the link you should check. hi, i must have nbeen fucking registers d blind for alike 40 fucking seconds........... thansk for the carzy trip... thanks god that wasnt one of thseose screaming corpsefaces things, cuz then i would have asahat/// shat my pants likwe woaaaah. hahah i jjust plk///p//[o///]POLE///POIFUCKINGHELL ICANTS YTPE FOR SHIT starst again hahah i jusrst///just POKED my friend with a conventined //conventinet sc///stifck HAHAHAHAH. heheh i fioungd more beer, alcohol fuedsl rampage on 12oz, i'll be afucking ve t by theend of today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 haha... I wish I got drunk like you. I just get sleepy and blackout. maybe that's not such a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 spike, kilo, i didnt read a word you saud, well i tried, but it was just tooo much, i got served in an over 21's pub only tonite. im 17 do the math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by sneak spike, kilo, i didnt read a word you saud, well i tried, but it was just tooo much, i got served in an over 21's pub only tonite. im 17 do the math. You're gangsta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle You're gangsta. yo momma,.. i was bare dissapointed trhat you didnt make it to london while you were over... msn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by sneak spike, kilo, i didnt read a word you saud, well i tried, but it was just tooo much, i got served in an over 21's pub only tonite. im 17 do the math. holy fuczkillz, where the fuk is there over 21s pubs?! this is UK blud, 18 and overs is what im used to. well nto that im 18, but fakeid disagrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 fuckzilla spike, bareeee pubs say "over 21's only". but guess what....i dont give a monkeys cunt., i mean, hell...i cant even drink legally yet. ps. its all about seeing fellow 12ozers up in the pub toilet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 wow... thats insane. well, more power to you and shit. haha, in the brizzle i get to see TNF up in toilets... im against toilet bombing myself personally, i prefer witty comments and stuff, like "if you can read this you are shitting in your pants" written really small on the bottom of the door.... well one hour on and im sobering up... which sucks, ive run out of alcohol. and pubs are closed, and seeing as getting back to a club involves a 6 mile cycle, FUCK THAT. anyone got any e-beer they can mail me? thanks all, -Spike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 spike, id e-send you whatever you e-wanted, but i need a slash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 Don't we all... don't we all... Edit: goddamn hippies. Poke em all with sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 poke poke poke!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 wow thats so cool that you drink beer.. youre so cool and grown up.. tell me more about how you're so drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 31, 2003 Author Share Posted July 31, 2003 Originally posted by sneak poke poke poke!! Amen to that. More MSPaint fun. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/carfun.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 31, 2003 Author Share Posted July 31, 2003 Originally posted by ..fuD.. wow thats so cool that you drink beer.. youre so cool and grown up.. tell me more about how you're so drunk. Hello. Go fuck yourself. I pull no punches about it, I'm not pretending to be grown up. I'm under twenty, fuck that, I'm under 18, and I'm out to have a blast until I have to hold down some shitty 9 to 5 job which will eventually kill me cuz I'll shoot heroin to ease the pain. I had a lot of drunken fun tonight, all fueled by alcohol. If you have something against it, fine, go sit at home and drink grape soda or something. I will meanwhile continue to stand on my head next to the river, have shopping trolley races and roll down near vertical surfaces. Immature? Yes Stupid? Of course Fun? HELL YEAH. So what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Originally posted by Spike when i was tyuping find i atstra/// started to typed fucking http://www.mines.edu/students/g/gcampbel/images/Greg%20-%20Passed%20Out.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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