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And this kids is why you shouldsnt use the computer when drunk

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Spike, Jul 30, 2003.

  1. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 3
    hey hey everyone, ive just got back from being uout

    i probably consuxmed too much bettrr.... lol that shourls say beer, but yeah, typoieng is not san easy taks when you cant fucking find the backsapace key... lol when i was tyuping find i atstra/// started to typed fucking and i realised i did........

    o well.

    well yeah, how is everyone, hoep your sall drunk and happy and mot abnout to pass out and typie incoherentl y liek em

    im proably nogonna //// gonna wake tup tomorwm and reald fucking drunkem psots.... shout// should bne good fun hahahah

    spikeekipisspikeekipsspikeekipsonesrandahalf

    longlive beeeeeerr..
     
  2. xwibxonex

    xwibxonex New Jack

    Joined: Feb 18, 2002 Messages: 3 Likes Received: 1
    I smoke crack daily and maintain, what you got on my

    FIRSTIES!
     
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    cheers!

    you have a whole beer to yourself again?
     
  4. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 3
    hahah just realised that typeing spie an/// spiek /// spiek argh fuck i said SPIKE backwrad s spells epk//./ eikfuckf ucki typeing EKIPS and wehn you put thes m together you get fworkds like "piss " over and over again like this

    spikeekipisspiekekipsspike hahaha i see the word pos///piss well fucking hell being not sober isnt great and all so kids dont dro drugsa mor nor alcohol cuz you end up broke and living in guters and shit like me.
     
  5. space base

    space base Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 1,765 Likes Received: 0
    Dude I came on here after I drank 2 bottles of robomax and I could type almot perfectly. You gotta just cover one eye, then you can see a little straighter.
     
  6. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 3
    dude if i could get pissed on one fucking beer my backnk///bank acocunt would be aso musch more full.... i have to restort to dirthty dirthy fucking spirits and shtir. i mean shit. beer in england here is so fucking weak that yolu drunk fucking pints of it and all yhou doo is piss... fuck that shit, wen i was in USA i drank those fuckign 40oz shits and they got me nice and drunk... we;ll to a point, sthne it wore off and i broke out the poslish vodka...

    on a postivite note, since theis wasnt a hosure party i sodnt // dont have fuckign peniss dranwn on my face mammersoo rsstylee... my house part yh is on the sexocnd, everone is einvited if theyh know where i live and have either money weed or boxxzze,, alsthouth it woujld be a lie to say that im aam short of stuff.

    cheers kilo, i over ///offer thress ///three virgin whores to you as scarfice... hey intcanadia dont you get alcoholic snow that you sujust suck? or is it yello w cuz of other reasons????

    spiekisnotfunnywen drunkoner.
     
  7. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 3
    whati n flying rufk is robomax??? im stitting here, my best rfiend is colloapse don my shourlder and if i move too much teh bastard wil lasfasll to the floow/r.

    ok im gonn dtry clovering one eye...

    dude thus nrans im tping one hsnded withn one eyer over mny face and iu cant see the screen... and the keys on my keybourd are faded so you van't actuaklly find the backspace or orther keys... like i vanrt find... shit wekll i cant tell you ewhat letter i m showing you cuxz i cant find it...

    id take a picture of this if i had a camera... mr tyoing with on e hand ocer my eye, and somne drunkaerf bastarf friend collapsed on my shoulder,,, i thinjkk hes brreathing, hope so. well yeah, im gonna be on the internet until hebastard moves.... so feel free to take this piss out of runkadrds, wholike me are iso fucke.d

    ifeellikeimcopyintgseekstoomuchoner
     
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    wow spike... you're a funny drunk.

    * edit: oops... I think you should click thi LINK
     
  9. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 3
    eNEGATIVE...

    ps, wtf, is that robomzax? i dont think id like to drink that thank you.
     
  10. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: :lol: ...im gonna look for you on here the next tiem i come on 12oz when im drunk....
     
  11. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    damit... THIS is the link you should check.
     
  12. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 3
    ps nowmy friend h as comnveintiently collapse don the floor, i think i can ujust about managed to put something n fatcoap.co.uk..

    so heres demented mspaint doodling.sss....

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  13. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 3
    fuckthsi adidnt work... try again.
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  14. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 3
    oh for fucks sake.



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  15. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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