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...and then she got fat.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Jul 22, 2002.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    So I got up from my usual desk, the one I'm sitting at right now,
    and headed down the hall towards the washrooms. When bam!
    I run into the hotest girl from my former college program.
    She was easliy the best looking girl in college , and we had a little 'thing' about 3 years ago.
    But she moved on to persue bartenders and professional basketball players.
    Good for her, as she was always a bit of a star-fucker.

    ...and then she got fat.
    Now she's waiting tables at the restaurant in my building.
    Moving her big-old-dookie-booty around the tables. Yikes!

    haha.. what a blast from the past !
  2. el nervo

    el nervo Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2002 Messages: 1,173 Likes Received: 0
    fatty girls are the shit.ride the wave .you might like it
  3. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    start her up on the tweak program and then tap that ass...
  4. bug

    bug Guest

    that is the weirdest shit, when you see girlies from your past and they ballooned up. makes you really glad that you're not with them anymore.

    another thing i saw, was this girl that i used to fuck casually. she was on the bus and pregnant. she didn't seem happy. it made me sad, because it appeared to me that some random dude got her pregenant, because i remember she was very slutty. she didn't have that pregnant-glow. i hope my assumptions are wrong.
  5. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    so are you trying to hit it?
  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    ^ that's tough man!

    I always hope that everyone I used to know when on to bigger and better things,
    but I guess the law of averages makes it impossible for all of us to rise up.

    she's still got the cutest face,
    and it turns out she lives 15 minutes (walking) from my new place,
    so yes vanity... I'm going to try to go back there.
  7. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i heard that my highschool dream girl turned fat.. i told my homie that i didnt care..he told his girfriend who is best friends with this girl..i came back to hawaii to find her even more beautiful than before.
  8. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    tap that barrel niggahhhh!!!!!!!!
  9. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    dude, thats my ex... after we split up, she dated one of the lions, then a pitcher for the tigers... then some guy who claimed he could get her a record deal with jive, then countless other rich morons who would buy her diamonds and shit... i didnt know whether to be somewhat hurt, or whether to laugh cause the bitch was dating all these 'stars' and meanwhile, she was still coming to my house at 4 in the morning, drunk, acting like a whore...

    now i just refer to her as 'the psycho bitch whore of an ex' and it makes me laugh.

    seeks/carrying the weight
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    yep.. i hear you.

    "so if marcus camby was treatin you so nice, why are you here making me put up with you?"
  11. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    shit i know littlee 18-19 yr olds that are doing that with pimp playas...gus wanting to take them to other staes and buying them clothes and champane
  12. FromTheHeart

    FromTheHeart Guest

    The truth hurts ...the insecure
  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    laugh at her...

    until she drops the pounds
    hey if laughing can burn calories dont you think crying would do the same?
  14. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    My ex-girlfriend who fucked me over last year has put on mad weight, I hear. I haven't seen it, but I hope it's true.
  15. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    heres hoping
    but on the down side if she gets really fat some rapper will marry her for her fat ass, then she will be a rich fat bitch that fucked you over and now is living it up getting fat on lobster and champagne