Seym1has2no3fiends Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 Okay, all you fucks with cell-phones listen up! You're all obviously so important that you have to carry on loud conversations in public. Well, what if nobody wants to fucking talk to you? I have a solution. It's a game I made up a while back while using Wes's brother's cell phone down town one day. While the phone call is turned off, hold it to your ear and yell out one of the following comments. You can even make your own. It's fun to watch people's reactions: ...And then I told her, I honestly didn't know there was a difference between an escort and a prostitute ...And then I told her/the bitch, If she's wants an abortion, she's gonna have to pay for it herself ...And tell him if grandma's on the roof again thinking she's a bird, just let her fly ...And then I told her, a sexchange is not always the easy way out eh, well, you get the picture. Any others I should add? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 hilarious....someone should post funny things to do in elevators too ------------------ WITH AN EDGE SO STRONG IT CAN'T BE BROKEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 Originally posted by dr. frink one: hilarious....someone should post funny things to do in elevators too fart, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 "wooo! good ideas you fucckin moron!" ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K[O]MEGA Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 ....then i told her its not my fault my dick is small ...and then i told her i dont care if your grandma is 80 id still fuck her lungs out ...so i tell him if he wants to suck off other guys do it juss dont shine my pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 ...well if you don't get an abortion how else will you fit into your prom dress? ...The doctor said the warts will go away soon and after they are gone its not contagious now for fun in an elevator. Bring a folding chair and have seat in it take chalk and draw a big square on the floor and claim this as your presonal space...trespassing is punishable by death. wear a servicemans uniform and use a stethoscope to listen to the walls then suddenly become paniced and get off the elevator as fast you can..look in at the people still riding and say "it was nice knowing you" thats all I can thikn of for the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 ... i was soooooo into it. oh my god. it was sooo good. he even got me sniffing glue and doing poppers. fuck. ... that fucking cunt fucking fired me under a fucking code that he put in his stupid ass shit book, which made me look like a fucking fuck. fuck, i'm so fucking mad right now. that stupid fucking twat. fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 wear a servicemans uniform and use a stethoscope to listen to the walls then suddenly become paniced and get off the elevator as fast you can..look in at the people still riding and say "it was nice knowing you" hahaha, zack made a funny... ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 "Oh come on becky, I was drunk and horny, and my dog was the only one awake! what was I supposed to do??" ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 ...The genital warts have spread to my lip ------------------ -¿êLî†Ê †WîŠ†Ý çņ¿- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seym1has2no3fiends Posted July 30, 2001 Author Share Posted July 30, 2001 ...And tell that bitch that if she's gonna slut around, it better be with rich men. And tell her daddy sends his love also. ...And I kicked the security guard in the face, jumped a couple fences and then I was finally free from that stupid asylum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oOsoupOo Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 they did something like that on jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest the brooklyn pimp Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 Originally posted by dr. frink one: hilarious....someone should post funny things to do in elevators too hows about playing stink finger ------------------ http://members.aol.com/spyro1nyc/myhomepage/bkpimp.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 If there was only 10 minutes left until the end of the world, my last act would be: 1 min of praying, 2 min of calling my family, and 7 min of using cheesy pickup lines for sex SPOKEN LIKE AN AVERAGE CATHOLIC! PRAY THEN FUCK! CONTRADICT YOUR RELIGION! GOOD IDEA POO POO EYE FACE NINE TWO WHAT SEVEN!!! ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmf0 Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 .......and then i raped her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 I couldent understand why she was so mad that she found a sack of dead babies in my garage, i mean we gotta control the population somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 Originally posted by Zack Morris: ...well if you don't get an abortion how else will you fit into your prom dress? i think that one takes the cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 hahaha, I agree. crazy ol' zack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kannum Playt Posted August 10, 2001 Share Posted August 10, 2001 For the cell phone: 1. "Listen to me dude! Just put the gun down and listen to the police negotiator man! They won't hurt you bra!" 2. "Hey man, your wife leaving you and getting fired is no reason to jump. Just crawl back into the window." 3. For a round-of-applause and plenty of "Congratulations you're a father!", make like you're listening to your baby being born. For the elevators: 1. Breaking wind is the ultimate. 2. Make car noises like you would hear at the Indy 500 but try to be discrete. 3. Push all of the buttons. 4. Sing opera 5. Imitate the Herbal Essence commercial. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Dressing Rooms have been fun for me. Just think up random slews of phrases/words and yell them out at the top of your lungs then walk out casually like nothing happened while everyone is staring at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Originally posted by dr. frink one: hilarious....someone should post funny things to do in elevators too masterbate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 "well i dont care if its stuck up your ass, i wont my gerbil back." ------------------ "now how can i perfect this? livin' recless, die for my neclace" -nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 just stand on the corner laughing as loud as you can while grabbing your crotch tightly that would be funny as hell if i saw it on yhe street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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