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...And then I told her- A FUN game to play in public.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Seym1has2no3fiends, Jul 30, 2001.

  1. Seym1has2no3fiends

    Seym1has2no3fiends Elite Member

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    Okay, all you fucks with cell-phones listen up! You're all obviously so important that you have to carry on loud conversations in public. Well, what if nobody wants to fucking talk to you? I have a solution. It's a game I made up a while back while using Wes's brother's cell phone down town one day. While the phone call is turned off, hold it to your ear and yell out one of the following comments. You can even make your own. It's fun to watch people's reactions:

    ...And then I told her, I honestly didn't know there was a difference between an escort and a prostitute

    ...And then I told her/the bitch, If she's wants an abortion, she's gonna have to pay for it herself

    ...And tell him if grandma's on the roof again thinking she's a bird, just let her fly

    ...And then I told her, a sexchange is not always the easy way out

    eh, well, you get the picture. Any others I should add?
     
  2. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
    hilarious....someone should post funny things to do in elevators too

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  3. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

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    fart, man
     
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    "wooo! good ideas you fucckin moron!"

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  5. K[O]MEGA

    K[O]MEGA Guest

    ....then i told her its not my fault my dick is small


    ...and then i told her i dont care if your grandma is 80 id still fuck her lungs out


    ...so i tell him if he wants to suck off other guys do it juss dont shine my pipe
     
  6. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    ...well if you don't get an abortion how else will you fit into your prom dress?

    ...The doctor said the warts will go away soon and after they are gone its not contagious


    now for fun in an elevator.
    Bring a folding chair and have seat in it

    take chalk and draw a big square on the floor and claim this as your presonal space...trespassing is punishable by death.

    wear a servicemans uniform and use a stethoscope to listen to the walls then suddenly become paniced and get off the elevator as fast you can..look in at the people still riding and say "it was nice knowing you"

    thats all I can thikn of for the moment
     
  7. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0
    ... i was soooooo into it. oh my god. it was sooo good. he even got me sniffing glue and doing poppers. fuck.

    ... that fucking cunt fucking fired me under a fucking code that he put in his stupid ass shit book, which made me look like a fucking fuck. fuck, i'm so fucking mad right now. that stupid fucking twat. fuck!
     
  8. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    hahaha, zack made a funny...




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  9. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    "Oh come on becky, I was drunk and horny, and my dog was the only one awake! what was I supposed to do??"

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  10. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    ...The genital warts have spread to my lip

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  11. Seym1has2no3fiends

    Seym1has2no3fiends Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 28, 2000 Messages: 4,132 Likes Received: 0
    ...And tell that bitch that if she's gonna slut around, it better be with rich men. And tell her daddy sends his love also.

    ...And I kicked the security guard in the face, jumped a couple fences and then I was finally free from that stupid asylum.
     
  12. oOsoupOo

    oOsoupOo Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2000 Messages: 1,915 Likes Received: 0
    they did something like that on jackass
     
  13. hows about playing stink finger

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  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    If there was only 10 minutes left until the end of the world, my last act would be:
    1 min of praying, 2 min of calling my family, and 7 min of using cheesy pickup lines for sex

    SPOKEN LIKE AN AVERAGE CATHOLIC! PRAY THEN FUCK! CONTRADICT YOUR RELIGION! GOOD IDEA POO POO EYE FACE NINE TWO WHAT SEVEN!!!

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  15. tmf0

    tmf0 New Jack

    Joined: Apr 29, 2001 Messages: 7 Likes Received: 0
    .......and then i raped her
     
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