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...And then I told her- A FUN game to play in public.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Seym1has2no3fiends, Jul 30, 2001.

  1. Seym1has2no3fiends

    Seym1has2no3fiends 12oz Elite Member

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    ...And then I told her- A FUN game to play in public.

    Discussion started by Seym1has2no3fiends - Jul 30, 2001

    Okay, all you fucks with cell-phones listen up! You're all obviously so important that you have to carry on loud conversations in public. Well, what if nobody wants to fucking talk to you? I have a solution. It's a game I made up a while back while using Wes's brother's cell phone down town one day. While the phone call is turned off, hold it to your ear and yell out one of the following comments. You can even make your own. It's fun to watch people's reactions:

    ...And then I told her, I honestly didn't know there was a difference between an escort and a prostitute

    ...And then I told her/the bitch, If she's wants an abortion, she's gonna have to pay for it herself

    ...And tell him if grandma's on the roof again thinking she's a bird, just let her fly

    ...And then I told her, a sexchange is not always the easy way out

    eh, well, you get the picture. Any others I should add?
     
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  2. dr. frink one

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    dr. frink one - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    hilarious....someone should post funny things to do in elevators too

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    eyeBddub - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    fart, man
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jul 30, 2001

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    "wooo! good ideas you fucckin moron!"

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    K[O]MEGA - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    ....then i told her its not my fault my dick is small


    ...and then i told her i dont care if your grandma is 80 id still fuck her lungs out


    ...so i tell him if he wants to suck off other guys do it juss dont shine my pipe
     
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    ...well if you don't get an abortion how else will you fit into your prom dress?

    ...The doctor said the warts will go away soon and after they are gone its not contagious


    now for fun in an elevator.
    Bring a folding chair and have seat in it

    take chalk and draw a big square on the floor and claim this as your presonal space...trespassing is punishable by death.

    wear a servicemans uniform and use a stethoscope to listen to the walls then suddenly become paniced and get off the elevator as fast you can..look in at the people still riding and say "it was nice knowing you"

    thats all I can thikn of for the moment
     
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    ... i was soooooo into it. oh my god. it was sooo good. he even got me sniffing glue and doing poppers. fuck.

    ... that fucking cunt fucking fired me under a fucking code that he put in his stupid ass shit book, which made me look like a fucking fuck. fuck, i'm so fucking mad right now. that stupid fucking twat. fuck!
     
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  8. tow up from tha flow up !

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    tow up from tha flow up ! - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    hahaha, zack made a funny...




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    tow up from tha flow up ! - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    "Oh come on becky, I was drunk and horny, and my dog was the only one awake! what was I supposed to do??"

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    Klypse - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    ...The genital warts have spread to my lip

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  11. Seym1has2no3fiends

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    Seym1has2no3fiends - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    ...And tell that bitch that if she's gonna slut around, it better be with rich men. And tell her daddy sends his love also.

    ...And I kicked the security guard in the face, jumped a couple fences and then I was finally free from that stupid asylum.
     
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    oOsoupOo - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    they did something like that on jackass
     
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  13. the brooklyn pimp - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    hows about playing stink finger

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    If there was only 10 minutes left until the end of the world, my last act would be:
    1 min of praying, 2 min of calling my family, and 7 min of using cheesy pickup lines for sex

    SPOKEN LIKE AN AVERAGE CATHOLIC! PRAY THEN FUCK! CONTRADICT YOUR RELIGION! GOOD IDEA POO POO EYE FACE NINE TWO WHAT SEVEN!!!

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    .......and then i raped her
     
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