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and now my roomates think i was jerking it

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Aug 19, 2005.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest


    they just got home. i had moved the couch earlier - kinda blocking the door - to fuck around with some speaker wires. they gave me the "..what were you doing?.... oh really?..." bit.

    theres really no use in even trying. they made their mind up. might as well roll with it.

    ...but maybe i did...
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    show them this thread. they will think you're desperate for them to believe you and have a mental complex about masturbating. then get a rag and pretend to be wiping something off the couch.
  3. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

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  4. Suicide Bomber

    Suicide Bomber Member

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    hahahahah... or just be all like "Like you guys dont..."
  5. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

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  6. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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    do you ever shoot off into your beard?
  7. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

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    you should of told them "you only save that for there beds"
  8. someone

    someone Member

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    i heard you jerk off with your toes?
  9. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

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    i don't see the connection between furniture placement and masturbation
  10. MrJackDaniels

    MrJackDaniels Member

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    next time your all in the same room, when one goes to sit down say "i wouldnt sit there if i were you...." and smile.
  11. beardo

    beardo Guest

    i guess they thought i had moved the couch in front of the door to avoid a surprise interruption
  12. CIPHER_one

    CIPHER_one Senior Member

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  13. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    or you have a doorknob fetish