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and now my roomates think i was jerking it

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Aug 19, 2005.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    and now my roomates think i was jerking it

    Discussion started by beardo - Aug 19, 2005

    haha

    they just got home. i had moved the couch earlier - kinda blocking the door - to fuck around with some speaker wires. they gave me the "..what were you doing?.... oh really?..." bit.

    theres really no use in even trying. they made their mind up. might as well roll with it.

































    ...but maybe i did...
     
  2. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Aug 19, 2005

    show them this thread. they will think you're desperate for them to believe you and have a mental complex about masturbating. then get a rag and pretend to be wiping something off the couch.
     
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    WhiteOx - Replied Aug 19, 2005

    hahaha @ arcel
     
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    hahahahah... or just be all like "Like you guys dont..."
     
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    perv!!
     
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    do you ever shoot off into your beard?
     
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    you should of told them "you only save that for there beds"
     
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    i heard you jerk off with your toes?
     
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    i don't see the connection between furniture placement and masturbation
     
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    next time your all in the same room, when one goes to sit down say "i wouldnt sit there if i were you...." and smile.
     
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    i guess they thought i had moved the couch in front of the door to avoid a surprise interruption
     
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    that's logical
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Aug 20, 2005

    or you have a doorknob fetish
     
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