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And i was feeling old before tonight...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Oct 14, 2004.

  1. So i was at my ex's house chilling and watching a movie,
    smoking one cig after the other, drinking whiskey, getting drunk
    like i use to. Unfortunatelly i was outside and downtown all day so
    i didnt have a car. The movie ends at two and i'm about to catch a cab back home, the minute i head out of the door i see my ex's bike and -fuckin alcohol spoke- "can i borrow your bike to go back home?"
    She's very athletic and agile so what was going to happen to me didnt
    even crossed her mind when she replied sure
    And there i was bicycling in downtown Athens (its all slightly uphill from her house to mine) drunk, old and remembering how last time i ride a bike was like 12 years ago. Needless to say it took me 40 minutes for 6 kilometers and when i got back home i was:

    *Still drunk
    *sweaty
    *Maximum heartbeat mode
    *Heavy headache
    *And my thighs are fuckin killing me

    So, yeah..i also got wiser..when alcohol speaks -PLAY DEAF-

    Reporting live from Athens, on his way to the hospital, Tesseract for twelve ounce prophet.
     
  2. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    You meant thighs.

    Learn English already.
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    your thieves are killing you? i'm getting all kinds of fanciful vision of midget kleptomaniacs with swiss army knives chasing tesser round his apartment.


    but it's ok, i know you mean thighs
     
  4. badmotorfinger

    badmotorfinger Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 172 Likes Received: 0
    wow , last time i rode drunk was a week ago , i was wine drunk and smoking rollies , and at a few art shows. it was another banner moment in my life and im sure this was one of yours.
     
  5. sneak

    sneak Guest

    cycling while pissed is maxed out fun.
     

  6. Yeah, I heard those thieves in Athens are pretty brutal...
     
  7. Holy shit, a nigga don't even have time to crack a joke round these parts...
     
  8. HAHAHAHA, i was expecting Pinup to be a little bitch now that he's a londoner and all...there, edited..now stick to the subject
     
  9. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    i was forced to ride a kids bike half way across brooklyn drunk as hell trying to smoke my cigg. and drink my brew at the same time the other night
     
  10. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    [attachmentid=790] Hahaha, its okay Tesser!
     

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  11. The bright side is that tommorow i have to take the bike back to her home...all downhill...weeeeeee
     
  12. porque

    porque Senior Member

    Joined: May 5, 2002 Messages: 1,844 Likes Received: 0
    ...there's nothing better than drunken bike rides through the city...
     
  13. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    your thieves are killing you? i'm getting all kinds of fanciful vision of midget kleptomaniacs with swiss army knives chasing tesser round his apartment.
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    I didn't think anything australians could say would get me choking on my own saliva.

    Australia 1
    Pinup 0
     
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    see kids, that's called looking on the bright side of life
     
  15. Major bonus points if you get tanked again before taking the bike back...
     
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