Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 So i was at my ex's house chilling and watching a movie, smoking one cig after the other, drinking whiskey, getting drunk like i use to. Unfortunatelly i was outside and downtown all day so i didnt have a car. The movie ends at two and i'm about to catch a cab back home, the minute i head out of the door i see my ex's bike and -fuckin alcohol spoke- "can i borrow your bike to go back home?" She's very athletic and agile so what was going to happen to me didnt even crossed her mind when she replied sure And there i was bicycling in downtown Athens (its all slightly uphill from her house to mine) drunk, old and remembering how last time i ride a bike was like 12 years ago. Needless to say it took me 40 minutes for 6 kilometers and when i got back home i was: *Still drunk *sweaty *Maximum heartbeat mode *Heavy headache *And my thighs are fuckin killing me So, yeah..i also got wiser..when alcohol speaks -PLAY DEAF- Reporting live from Athens, on his way to the hospital, Tesseract for twelve ounce prophet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 You meant thighs. Learn English already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract@Oct 15 2004, 10:17 AM *And my thieves are fuckin killing me Quoted post your thieves are killing you? i'm getting all kinds of fanciful vision of midget kleptomaniacs with swiss army knives chasing tesser round his apartment. but it's ok, i know you mean thighs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmotorfinger Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 wow , last time i rode drunk was a week ago , i was wine drunk and smoking rollies , and at a few art shows. it was another banner moment in my life and im sure this was one of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 cycling while pissed is maxed out fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract@Oct 14 2004, 07:17 PM *And my thieves are fuckin killing me Quoted post Yeah, I heard those thieves in Athens are pretty brutal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Holy shit, a nigga don't even have time to crack a joke round these parts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 HAHAHAHA, i was expecting Pinup to be a little bitch now that he's a londoner and all...there, edited..now stick to the subject Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 i was forced to ride a kids bike half way across brooklyn drunk as hell trying to smoke my cigg. and drink my brew at the same time the other night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 [attachmentid=790] Hahaha, its okay Tesser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 The bright side is that tommorow i have to take the bike back to her home...all downhill...weeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porque Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 ...there's nothing better than drunken bike rides through the city... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Oct 15 2004, 01:21 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Oct 15 2004, 01:21 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Tesseract@Oct 15 2004, 10:17 AM *And my thieves are fuckin killing me Quoted post your thieves are killing you? i'm getting all kinds of fanciful vision of midget kleptomaniacs with swiss army knives chasing tesser round his apartment. Quoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted postQuoted post [/b] I didn't think anything australians could say would get me choking on my own saliva. Australia 1 Pinup 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract@Oct 15 2004, 10:33 AM The bright side is that tommorow i have to take the bike back to her home...all downhill...weeeeeee Quoted post see kids, that's called looking on the bright side of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Major bonus points if you get tanked again before taking the bike back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 that's right.... riding drunk downhill is far less dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Aaaand, you'll probably laugh a hell of a lot more if you fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 just try not to crash her bike and damage it. actually..... if you show up on her door step with a skinned knee, I bet youd get some sweet sympathy. Would you believe that once I picked up a girl at last call, we tried to double on her 1930's cast iron bike that weighed 60 pounds, my drunk ass crashed the bike and she skinned her knee so I took her home for a bandage and she proceeded to let me ride.... ahem..... not her bike all night. well actually untill I told her she was dismissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Oct 14 2004, 06:57 PM that's right.... riding drunk downhill is far less dangerous. Quoted post "this is kinda high up, maybe i shouldn't do this. What if i fell on my face from like 10 feet up?" "the higher the fall, the better it is" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 ^ words of wisdom ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Riding bikes drunk is awesome... Now they give our DUI's here for riding a bike drunk though, and its the same punishment as if you were in a car. Thats dumb, while it may be dangerous to yourself, riding somthing thats 30 pounds rathers than a couple thousand is a whole different story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 wow, that sucks what the hell is a kilometer? haha, im playin, thats like 00000303030 miles, right? or 1 i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 1 kilometer = 0.621371192 miles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 DUIs for bikes? That shit's retarded. The main reason we prosecute DUIs is because of the danger they pose to other people. When you're on a bicycle, it's highly unlikely that you're going to lose control, cross a median, and take out 3 other cars. In fact, you'll probably just fall over. Pretty soon they're going to have DUIs for being drunk on the bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 I ride my bike every day, which means I also ride it when drunk, which happens... sometimes. Its always fun, especially riding with a group of drunk friends from one party to the other. Maybe have a chick sitting on the handlebars and then just cruise through the nighttime city. And yeah, you can get a DUI while riding a bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Ok, its 10:45 in the morning and i'm about to start taking it back, because of that i have to take care of all my business this morning with the bike...thats 5 stops to different parrts of the town..woo-heeee my knees aree killing me today..so much fun Its a nice mountain bike though, i really wanna keeep it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basic Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Originally posted by Nekro@Oct 15 2004, 04:56 AM DUIs for bikes? That shit's retarded. The main reason we prosecute DUIs is because of the danger they pose to other people. When you're on a bicycle, it's highly unlikely that you're going to lose control, cross a median, and take out 3 other cars. In fact, you'll probably just fall over. Pretty soon they're going to have DUIs for being drunk on the bus. Quoted post over here you can get done for riding in something if you have your feet off the ground , you can be arrested for DUI in a shopping trolley or a skateboard . theres a case of a guy who got done for being drunk on a camel . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Originally posted by Basic@Oct 15 2004, 03:16 AM over here you can get done for riding in something if you have your feet off the ground , you can be arrested for DUI in a shopping trolley or a skateboard . theres a case of a guy who got done for being drunk on a camel . Quoted post where do you live? egypt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 6 kilometers? you pussy. :haha: couldn't resist. I think I've ridden just as many drunk miles as I've ridden sobber miles. Ragbrai was 450 drunk miles...and one hell of a party. Have fun on the way back and remember to brake....before the corners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 "Hmmmm.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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