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...and hilarity ensued.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Herbivore, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. Herbivore

    Herbivore 12oz Senior Member

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    ...and hilarity ensued.

    Discussion started by Herbivore - Dec 9, 2005

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    Shaq sworn in as reserve police officer

    Heat star wants to 'get down and dirty and do the job,' Miami official says

    Updated: 12:10 p.m. ET Dec. 9, 2005
    MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - Look out criminals, Officer Shaq is on the beat.

    Shaquille O’Neal was sworn in as a reserve police officer Thursday, with the Miami Heat center choosing to skip a public event in favor of a quiet, no-frills ceremony.

    “Officer O’Neal is very considerate toward the other officers, and he was afraid if he was there he would have taken away from that moment for other officers,� department spokesman Robert Hernandez said. “This is a very special time for them and their families.�

    The former Laker was a reserve officer in Los Angeles before moving to South Florida. He spent the past year training as a Miami Beach police reserve officer and can now add the $1-a-year salary to his $100 million, 5-year contract with the Heat.

    The 7-foot-1 player will be able to carry a gun, wear a badge and make arrests, but with his celebrity status he most likely will not walk a beat or go undercover. He will work as time permits in the volunteer position.

    O’Neal has said he is most interested in working with the special victims detective unit to help stop crimes against children.

    “He made it clear when he decided to come to Miami Beach that he didn’t want to just be a poster boy for photo ops, he wanted to get down and dirty and do the job,� Hernandez said. “He’s here to conduct investigations and to make arrests.�

    And in September he did just that. After seeing a man throw a bottle and yell anti-gay slurs at a passer-by, O’Neal trailed the man and helped an officer arrest him as a hate-crime suspect.
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Dec 9, 2005

    haha...I'd sign up for that shit just for the concealed carry bit.
     
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  3. Herbivore

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Dec 9, 2005

    Look everyone, Shaq is feeling up that kid!!
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Dec 9, 2005

    nah, he racially profiled him and knows he has drugs/guns on him somewhere.
     
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    Herbivore - Replied Dec 9, 2005

    I'm sorry, but if this guy told me I was under arrest, I'd have a hard time not laughing hysterically.

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    SteveAustin - Replied Dec 9, 2005

    but dude...he's like 18 feet tall.

    I bet he works Kazaam into his cop lingo when working. haha.
     
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    theGOON - Replied Dec 9, 2005

    yeah... like emeril w/ "bam"... when he slaps the cuffs around your wrists, he's all "kazaam" and when the detainee laughs uncontrollably for the next 45 minutes, shaq just sits on him.
     
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    the_gooch - Replied Dec 9, 2005

    "La-schmoove, yo shaq don't have nothin' to prove!"


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    "La-schmoove, yo shaq don't have nothin' to prove!"
     
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    cut me with a shaq-knife
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Dec 10, 2005

    i remember there beinmg a thread where they were talking about shaq joinin forces with police to like catch online predators by shaq posing undercover online.

    im glad to see he took the next step.
     
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    Antron - Replied Dec 10, 2005

    think about it doe, no one could run away from shaq. hed fuck you up.
     
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    it would be disturbing to be having cyber sex with a supposed 16 year old white girl and you find out its a 7 foot 1 black man....
     
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