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...and hilarity ensued.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Herbivore, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    source

    Shaq sworn in as reserve police officer

    Heat star wants to 'get down and dirty and do the job,' Miami official says

    Updated: 12:10 p.m. ET Dec. 9, 2005
    MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - Look out criminals, Officer Shaq is on the beat.

    Shaquille O’Neal was sworn in as a reserve police officer Thursday, with the Miami Heat center choosing to skip a public event in favor of a quiet, no-frills ceremony.

    “Officer O’Neal is very considerate toward the other officers, and he was afraid if he was there he would have taken away from that moment for other officers,� department spokesman Robert Hernandez said. “This is a very special time for them and their families.�

    The former Laker was a reserve officer in Los Angeles before moving to South Florida. He spent the past year training as a Miami Beach police reserve officer and can now add the $1-a-year salary to his $100 million, 5-year contract with the Heat.

    The 7-foot-1 player will be able to carry a gun, wear a badge and make arrests, but with his celebrity status he most likely will not walk a beat or go undercover. He will work as time permits in the volunteer position.

    O’Neal has said he is most interested in working with the special victims detective unit to help stop crimes against children.

    “He made it clear when he decided to come to Miami Beach that he didn’t want to just be a poster boy for photo ops, he wanted to get down and dirty and do the job,� Hernandez said. “He’s here to conduct investigations and to make arrests.�

    And in September he did just that. After seeing a man throw a bottle and yell anti-gay slurs at a passer-by, O’Neal trailed the man and helped an officer arrest him as a hate-crime suspect.
     
  2. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

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    haha...I'd sign up for that shit just for the concealed carry bit.
     
  3. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

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  4. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Look everyone, Shaq is feeling up that kid!!
     
  5. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

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    nah, he racially profiled him and knows he has drugs/guns on him somewhere.
     
  6. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

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    I'm sorry, but if this guy told me I was under arrest, I'd have a hard time not laughing hysterically.

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  7. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    but dude...he's like 18 feet tall.

    I bet he works Kazaam into his cop lingo when working. haha.
     
  8. theGOON

    theGOON Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2005 Messages: 502 Likes Received: 3
    yeah... like emeril w/ "bam"... when he slaps the cuffs around your wrists, he's all "kazaam" and when the detainee laughs uncontrollably for the next 45 minutes, shaq just sits on him.
     
  9. I.C.Shadow

    I.C.Shadow Senior Member

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  10. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 429
    "La-schmoove, yo shaq don't have nothin' to prove!"


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    "La-schmoove, yo shaq don't have nothin' to prove!"
     
  11. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    cut me with a shaq-knife
     
  12. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    i remember there beinmg a thread where they were talking about shaq joinin forces with police to like catch online predators by shaq posing undercover online.

    im glad to see he took the next step.
     
  13. Antron

    Antron Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2005 Messages: 173 Likes Received: 0
    think about it doe, no one could run away from shaq. hed fuck you up.
     
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  15. hollowtips

    hollowtips Junior Member

    Joined: May 15, 2005 Messages: 135 Likes Received: 0
    it would be disturbing to be having cyber sex with a supposed 16 year old white girl and you find out its a 7 foot 1 black man....
     
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