Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Dear Girl, The way you handed me my hot fudge sundae and smiled with that beautiful long blonede hair and those braces on your teef and that sweet tone in your voice - I knew. You are the one for me. Next time I swing by your wonderful establishment my fries won't be the only thing supersized if you know what I'm sayin'. xoxo, Mr. Mang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 hahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FifTy CaL. Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 she has a kid...shes probably givin the babies dad head everytime they see eachother and she gives all her money to the dad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 :; youre sure to get her number. Go for it dood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by FifTy CaL. she has a kid...shes probably givin the babies dad head everytime they see eachother and she gives all her money to the dad... hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 hahahaha man that shits funny :lol: good work Mang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basic Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 top notch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 awww mr mang has a crush it syo cute its dusgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaterzoot Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 gotta love the girls at mcdonalds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 ^^ no you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 I'M TOTALLY GONNA MAKE HER GRIMACE WITH MY HAMBURGLAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 i don't think i've ever seen a good looking girl... working at any fast food spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 minimum wafge earning girls are sport fuck nothing more nothjing less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 HAHAHA...go for it Wesley!!!....."ROCK AND ROLL MC DOOOONALDS"......good luck brah...like totally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 NOTE: I really did have an encounter today with a girl at McDonald's. She just handed me my hot fudge sundae but DAMN she was fly. not trashy one bit. damn girl. let me get those digits. write that shit on my napkin, girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 sport fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 What if she's like, "Uhhh, what are you saying?" Originally posted by Mr. Mang if you know what I'm sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 Re: What if she's like, "Uhhh, what are you saying?" Originally posted by Dirty_habiT hahaha well then.. i'll have to explain it to her nice and slow. SHE WAS ABOUT 16 MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR THE 'BIRDS AND BEES' TALK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 You could always go the, "what time you get off?" route too (if she's really that stupid).:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Open Letter to one Mr. Mang esquire I am dissapointed in you senor Mang. Do you know the number of Bovine Rights Violations Mc Donalds is accused of? When you buy their french fries, not only are you supporting the French but also those cow killers @ McDonalds. You are no different than the "man" that slaughters the cows in cold blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 damn french Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 i could always use the "LET'S MAKE HOCUS POCUS IN MY FORD FOCUS" line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 lovin it ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 I would be straight up with the girly. "Yo whats up sweety? I'm thinking me, you, a male midget with chaps, a spider monkey, a bathtub full of lime jello, 2.2 lbs of pure Bolivian flake, a 1969 volkswagon bus, and some Magnum condoms." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by Pistol I would be straight up with the girly. "Yo whats up sweety? I'm thinking me, you, a male midget with chaps, a spider monkey, a bathtub full of lime jello, 2.2 lbs of pure Bolivian flake, a 1969 volkswagon bus, and some Magnum condoms." hahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
house shoes Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Do you want to ride? tell her you got Westside Connect in the deck of mommies new Toyosuzuki-front wheel drive-all-terrain-Land Eroder, and you's enjoy taking her out for some Taco Bell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 Re: Do you want to ride? Originally posted by house shoes tell her you got Westside Connect in the deck of mommies new Toyosuzuki-front wheel drive-all-terrain-Land Eroder, and you's enjoy taking her out for some Taco Bell haha you guys are brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stats-KC- Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 if shes 16, lure her to your car with sweets. then take her for a 'drive'. or use the "your mum and dad sent me to pick you up" kidnapper line.. that might get her in your car. if all else fails, theres always rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 You guys are pretty damned funny. Mr. Mang...look for and read "A Night Without Armor II: The Revenge" It's a book of poetry by this guy Beau Sia, playing off Jewels poetry book with the similar title. Your open letter made me laugh like it did. Pick it up www.beausia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 A.N.O. http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/506/14092/p/219112_3841525776796131211_vl.jpg'> DO WHAT YOU DO PLAYA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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