an average day in the life...

for the past two and a half weeks (i should be at military school but im out on my spring break):

11:30 wake up

11:35 shower

12:00 breakfast

12:30 150 push-ups 50 pull-ups 150 crunches

1:10 masterbate

1:20 get stoned

1:21 lunch

1:45 draw/listen to music/read

4:00 masterbate

4:30 go out with friends

12:00 show up at home

1:00ish* pass out on couch watching bad TV

*: might decided to go out and do some solo bombing. return and pass out on bed around 4:00am.

---------------->whats your daily schedule?

Only twice a day. Dude your slipping....

Big Time

ha ha this all sounds strangley familiar. :p

If only my life were that easy.

Masturbating is for people without girlfriends/boyfriends...

7:30AM- Wake up

7:35AM-Internet (Chat-Forums-NetComics)

8:00AM-Practice new songs on the guitar and make my own twangs

1:00PM-Get a shower, eat.

2:00PM-Watch TV till a friend calls

3:00PM-Go with friends where ever

6:00PM-Eat food

7:30PM-Go out again or play vidgames, listen to music

10:00PM-Practice new songs and make my own twangs while on the internet

2:00PM-Complain that my fingertips are bleeding and fall asleep on the couch

Spring Break is all in the routine when you don't have a significant bitch ( I mean other) to bother you every two seconds...

735- wake up

740- messily brush teeth and get dressed

745- leave for school

800- school

220- schools out, bushop some buses home

300- get home

330- if parents arent around, masterbate, if not, its "TUE" the 12oz forum

400-600- supposed to do homework, but i rarely do, mostly just spent chilling around on internet, watching tv, sleeping

600- dinner

7- back "TUE" the just being lazy

9- shower

10 back "TUE" just being lazy

12- go "TUE' bed, masterbate maybe, try and fall asleep

i cannot say how jealous i am of you guys that live alone. last night i was fuckin feening to do some bombing, but i couldnt sneak out because i would make "TUE" much noise. you fuckers can just get up, get your bags and shit, and walk out the fuckin door, living with your parents sucks

My Spring Break routine-to-be:

10:00 AM- Wake up when someone bangs on my window

10:30 AM- On my way to the liquor store to buy a case of MGD, a liter of Don Q rum, and some Coke.

11:00 AM- Pick up bitches. And some other dude.

11:30 AM- We're at the beach.

1:00 PM- We're pretty drunk.

2:00 PM- We're prettier drunker.

2:30 PM- Friends arrive at airport. We have to go pick them up.

3:00 PM- Get friends, make them change in the public bathrooms, head back to beach.

4:30 PM- We're fucked up, son.

5:45 PM- Leave beach. Drop off people.

6:20 PM- Pass the fuck out.

8:00 PM- Get the fuck up. Eat Hot Pockets. And Tylenol.

8:30 PM- Friends show up at my place. We head to Shannan's, the local pub.

10:30 PM- Six Long Island Iced Teas later, we decide to head back to my place.

11:30 PM- Bust out the tequila. Do shots.

11:40 PM- Bust out the illegal homebrewed rum. Do one shot cause we can't handle no mo.

12:30 AM- Decide it's a good time to bust out, head for the east coast of PR, and party till sun up on the beach there so we can get the 7:00 AM ferry to Culebra, a nearby island.

1:30 AM- Round up tents, sleeping bags, ice coolers, and munchies. Oh, and an assload of alcohol.

3:30 AM- Unload shit at beach. Pop open my friend's trunk. Blast reggae out of twin 15" woofers all night.

7:00 AM- Board ferry.

8:30 AM- Arrive at Culebra.

9:00 AM and onwards- Set up camp, get fucked up in style 3 days straight.

3/4 of a week to go... Beer,

El Mamerro

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