Intangible Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 :king: BuDdAhMoI7k=IntangibleFame DrkstBld=Tyler Durden BuDdAhMoI7k: So your Tyler Durden? DrkstBld: thats what my mom sewed into my thong. BuDdAhMoI7k: You like wearing thongs? DrkstBld: not often, they tend to ride up. thats really more of a canadian thing. DrkstBld: the guys in thongs i mean. BuDdAhMoI7k: oh BuDdAhMoI7k: so your really popular on 12oz huh DrkstBld: i dont know DrkstBld: i dont tend to find my way into those "family" or "bar b que" posts or whatever DrkstBld: its all for the best though. BuDdAhMoI7k: Bar B que posts? explain DrkstBld: the things where the guys do the stuff....and they all wear shirts. BuDdAhMoI7k: oh ok DrkstBld: actually. DrkstBld: i have no idea what the bar b que stuff has to do with anything. BuDdAhMoI7k: how do you feel about the people who post on 12oz? DrkstBld: hmmm DrkstBld: im fairly indifferent to most of them. DrkstBld: its just words on a screen that occasionally make me giggle. BuDdAhMoI7k: I heard your good friends with Teaser DrkstBld: who said that? BuDdAhMoI7k: I dont remember... DrkstBld: thats what i thought. DrkstBld: im fairly indifferent to him too i guess. DrkstBld: next question. BuDdAhMoI7k: How did you become affiliated with the ioks DrkstBld: goddamn kazaa...cockblockin me from gettin some raylene porn. DrkstBld: ummmm DrkstBld: a bunch of us made it. we knew that kittens were selling crystal meth to little kids on the street. personally, i hate kids, but i like to kill things. DrkstBld: mmmmmm brownies. BuDdAhMoI7k: im sorry BuDdAhMoI7k: some bum was wanting in my house BuDdAhMoI7k: i had to go regulate DrkstBld: cool DrkstBld: i ate at sizzler tonite BuDdAhMoI7k: alot of times bums wonder in my house DrkstBld: assholes said i couldnt get the grilled cheese. BuDdAhMoI7k: mainly my mom DrkstBld: becaues its on the kids meal. DrkstBld: and im over the age of 10 BuDdAhMoI7k: so i tell her to sleep outside and its over DrkstBld: im all like "no shit. i just want my grilled cheese" DrkstBld: so they charged me an extra buck DrkstBld: THEN they brought it out DrkstBld: it sucked DrkstBld: i mean DrkstBld: it wasnt bad DrkstBld: but it wasnt anything to write home about. DrkstBld: so i ended up snorting lines of sugar off the table and downing sugar packets. BuDdAhMoI7k: grilled cheese sucks ass BuDdAhMoI7k: even at Zippys DrkstBld: i did 27, till they took my sugar away. DrkstBld: yeah DrkstBld: it really does. BuDdAhMoI7k: ok back to the questions DrkstBld: super. BuDdAhMoI7k: do you ever wanna be kidnapped? DrkstBld: hmmm DrkstBld: yes. DrkstBld: by the brazilian girls soccer team BuDdAhMoI7k: i think that would be really fun DrkstBld: when theyre partiulary worked up into a frenzy of horny-ness. yes. yes it would. DrkstBld: oodles. BuDdAhMoI7k: do you feel you are addicited? DrkstBld: to what? BuDdAhMoI7k: tell me a story tyler DrkstBld: what about? BuDdAhMoI7k: that one time BuDdAhMoI7k: remember DrkstBld: ummm DrkstBld: the time i punched that baby? BuDdAhMoI7k: yup DrkstBld: ah DrkstBld: yeah DrkstBld: that was when i was walking to taco bell for a go go tacquito or something and saw some baby by itself on a corner in a carriage BuDdAhMoI7k: haha that makes me laugh every time DrkstBld: so i smacked the baby. BuDdAhMoI7k: so anyways DrkstBld: a thicket is a bunch of bushes or woods i think. BuDdAhMoI7k: why doy uo come back everyday to 12oz DrkstBld: i read about it in "the velveteen rabbit" i think. DrkstBld: hmmmmm DrkstBld: i dont know actually.... DrkstBld: its the only site on the internet i go to really. DrkstBld: which is the worst part DrkstBld: the whole time im online, im on 12oz. DrkstBld: and thats truly pathetic. BuDdAhMoI7k: Do you have "beef" with Pistol? DrkstBld: but DrkstBld: ummmmm DrkstBld: why would i? BuDdAhMoI7k: ill ask the questions here DrkstBld: fine, be a cunt. BuDdAhMoI7k: do you like reading? DrkstBld: just for the sake of throwing gas on the fire DrkstBld: ill probably kill him. DrkstBld: reading? yes. BuDdAhMoI7k: Whats the last book you read? DrkstBld: chuck palahniuk is a great man. DrkstBld: ummm DrkstBld: im trying to get my hands on "lullaby" which is chucky palahniuks new book. but im reading "the sun also rises" by hemingway right now at my leisure. BuDdAhMoI7k: whats the last porn you watched? DrkstBld: hahahaha DrkstBld: thats funny DrkstBld: im watching some porn with raylene right now. DrkstBld: i dont know what its called though. BuDdAhMoI7k: I have one of her movies DrkstBld: sometimes, i want to punch blind people and pretend someone else did it. DrkstBld: things like that make me giggle in class. BuDdAhMoI7k: a dvd i borrowed for a long period of time for the store BuDdAhMoI7k: she dies in the end BuDdAhMoI7k: I cried DrkstBld: well at least she dies. BuDdAhMoI7k: Whats your favortie animal? DrkstBld: i wake up sometimes and just wish the earth would crash into the sun. very fastly. DrkstBld: ummm DrkstBld: hmmmmmmmmm DrkstBld: pandas. BuDdAhMoI7k: why? DrkstBld: i want to hunt them for their ear cartlidge, then when theres one left, ill keep it and then publicly execute it and throw the blood all over school children. DrkstBld: just to anger people. DrkstBld: then ill paint pictures of doves. BuDdAhMoI7k: Do you consider yourself the anti-christ? DrkstBld: hmmm DrkstBld: people ask me that alof for some reason. BuDdAhMoI7k: Do you like ot eat green beans? DrkstBld: no, i dont though. DrkstBld: nah DrkstBld: i dont eat alot of vegetables. DrkstBld: im the least vegetarian vegetarian ever. BuDdAhMoI7k: true story DrkstBld: spectacular BuDdAhMoI7k: Who is your favotie person on 12oz? DrkstBld: umm DrkstBld: boboboboboboboboboiii 13 or whatever that person was. they were nice. DrkstBld: sorry, thats the william faulkner talking. BuDdAhMoI7k: bobobobobobi13 was one of those people who dont people like you and me....and try to slip us carcinogens in our sleep BuDdAhMoI7k: so we contract cancer 8 years later DrkstBld: well DrkstBld: it sure is. DrkstBld: i threaten to kill my girlfriend like........5 times a day. DrkstBld: then again, i didnt vote. so whatever. BuDdAhMoI7k: Whats your favorite tv show to watch? DrkstBld: hmmm DrkstBld: until the new season of the simpsons, anything on the history channel DrkstBld: MODERN FUCKING MARVELS. BuDdAhMoI7k: whats that? DrkstBld: its a show DrkstBld: about marvels DrkstBld: and theyre modern DrkstBld: (oooohs and ahhhhhs) BuDdAhMoI7k: wow BuDdAhMoI7k: i dont have cable DrkstBld: every time my girl talks to me im like "have you ever loved something so much you had to kill it?" DrkstBld: and she just looks at me DrkstBld: and asks if im going to kill her BuDdAhMoI7k: i get to watch the WB all day because thats the only channel I get DrkstBld: "not yet" is my response. DrkstBld: that sucks DrkstBld: i shed a solitary tear for you BuDdAhMoI7k: after 4 weeks you learn to like Dawsons Creek, and Charmed DrkstBld: good to see that losing your heterosexuality hasnt embittered you. DrkstBld: my eyes burn with the fires of a thousand chlydias. BuDdAhMoI7k: Do you like Zebras? DrkstBld: hmmm DrkstBld: theyre kind of like horses DrkstBld: and horses kick DrkstBld: and that scares me DrkstBld: so zebras kind of scare me BuDdAhMoI7k: ahhhh DrkstBld: plus they make fucked up noises DrkstBld: you never know where you stand with a zebra really. BuDdAhMoI7k: So bascially you feel that time management is important as a student DrkstBld: im bad at that DrkstBld: i didnt go to my 2-d class tonite. DrkstBld: i went to sizzler. got a sticker that says " flirt" from a sticker machine. then drove an hour and walked some tracks in the pouring rain and came home. DrkstBld: thats what i said when i got kicked out the first 2 times DrkstBld: however DrkstBld: now its either tyler gets a fulltime job or tyler does good in school. BuDdAhMoI7k: Do you feel that wearing boxing gloves is essential to a mexicans wrestlers lifestyle? DrkstBld: so tyler has to do good in school to avoid fulltime job, rent, and all that crap. DrkstBld: hmmm DrkstBld: wrestlers arent boxers. BuDdAhMoI7k: thats the thing BuDdAhMoI7k: so anyways now that we solved that BuDdAhMoI7k: how would you feel if a you sponsored a hobo BuDdAhMoI7k: and he slept on your floor at night DrkstBld: i dunno DrkstBld: theres a guy that walks around town here with a razor glued to a paint stirring stick. hes pretty cool. DrkstBld: id sponsor him BuDdAhMoI7k: awesome BuDdAhMoI7k: do you like care bears or my little pony DrkstBld: i used to watch care bears mad long ago DrkstBld: it isnt on anymore though BuDdAhMoI7k: He-man or Transformers DrkstBld: transformers no doubt BuDdAhMoI7k: word BuDdAhMoI7k: whos your favorite? DrkstBld: hmmm DrkstBld: soundwave DrkstBld: and those little tapes that came out of him and turned into jackals and shit BuDdAhMoI7k: How do you feel about people riding razor scooters at skateparks? DrkstBld: it provides me with entertainment. and an easy target for my bike throwing anger behaviors. BuDdAhMoI7k: I heard you like to attend house parties DrkstBld: only with fireworks. BuDdAhMoI7k: so I hear BuDdAhMoI7k: whats the story behind that? DrkstBld: everyone does. DrkstBld: i dont like people. so i try to burn down their houses with fireworks. BuDdAhMoI7k: How do you go about this? DrkstBld: walk in DrkstBld: light fuze DrkstBld: throw DrkstBld: laugh DrkstBld: laugh DrkstBld: run DrkstBld: laugh DrkstBld: laugh BuDdAhMoI7k: awnser this question DrkstBld: run BuDdAhMoI7k: An assisted reproductive technology (art) in what one or more eggs are fertilized outside a female's body? DrkstBld: laugh laugh laugh DrkstBld: new zealand. BuDdAhMoI7k: invitro fertilization BuDdAhMoI7k: but close enough BuDdAhMoI7k: ill give it to you DrkstBld: sweet. BuDdAhMoI7k: if you could lightfireworks in 1 12oz users house during their house party who would it be? BuDdAhMoI7k: and why? DrkstBld: **Edited** DrkstBld: gas on the fire gas on the fire BuDdAhMoI7k: you know im going to have to delete that right? BuDdAhMoI7k: because im DPC DrkstBld: sucks for you. BuDdAhMoI7k: .... BuDdAhMoI7k: so try someone else DrkstBld: ok DrkstBld: the **Editied** DrkstBld: all of them. BuDdAhMoI7k: ....... BuDdAhMoI7k: im also with them BuDdAhMoI7k: try again DrkstBld: really? you dont say. DrkstBld: ummm DrkstBld: that bitch **Edited** DrkstBld: yeah. DrkstBld: him. BuDdAhMoI7k: ......... BuDdAhMoI7k: besides me DrkstBld: ok fine whorehag. DrkstBld: ummmm DrkstBld: ok DrkstBld: keeping with the supposed "beef" with **$%#. ill say **$%#. BuDdAhMoI7k: do you really hate me that much? DrkstBld: i hate everyone kind of. BuDdAhMoI7k: besides him hes a nightowl DrkstBld: oh shutup pansy DrkstBld: theyre all nightowls BuDdAhMoI7k: my point exactly BuDdAhMoI7k: choose someone else DrkstBld: fine DrkstBld: **Edited** DrkstBld: there DrkstBld: ok? DrkstBld: **Edited** DrkstBld: great. BuDdAhMoI7k: ......... BuDdAhMoI7k: let me check on that BuDdAhMoI7k: seems clean BuDdAhMoI7k: but I swear she was a Nightowl.... BuDdAhMoI7k: just to be on the safe side BuDdAhMoI7k: choose someone else... DrkstBld: its ironic that you say 'seems clean' in relation to **Edited**. DrkstBld: sigh DrkstBld: A Fire Inside DrkstBld: ok? BuDdAhMoI7k: is that a person? DrkstBld: yes BuDdAhMoI7k: Ill just agree with that DrkstBld: k BuDdAhMoI7k: if you could meet one person ever who would it be? DrkstBld: off 12oz? or in general? BuDdAhMoI7k: we will shoot for 12oz first DrkstBld: hmmm DrkstBld: probably mr. Ctrl.Alt.Dlt BuDdAhMoI7k: You know hes my homeboy DrkstBld: thats great BuDdAhMoI7k: yhea hes a funny guy DrkstBld: he sure is DrkstBld: yeah DrkstBld: playahataz BuDdAhMoI7k: do you like clowns? DrkstBld: nah DrkstBld: theyre weird fucks. BuDdAhMoI7k: i know BuDdAhMoI7k: whats your favorite quote? DrkstBld: "youd be surprised how far a mixture of apathy and horse tranquilizers will take you" BuDdAhMoI7k: wow BuDdAhMoI7k: true story? DrkstBld: yeah BuDdAhMoI7k: tell me about that other story DrkstBld: zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DrkstBld: sleeep for tyler now BuDdAhMoI7k: ok BuDdAhMoI7k: can you leave us with one last word? DrkstBld: ummmm DrkstBld: futtbucking. BuDdAhMoI7k: awesome DrkstBld: yes. BuDdAhMoI7k: thanks for your time DrkstBld: no prob DrkstBld: laters DrkstBld signed off at 11:21:28 PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 I'm drunk and that's long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 that really is long. i guess i have alot to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 hooooly shit yeah ......... what he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Why knife...why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 27, 2002 Author Share Posted September 27, 2002 I have cut it down twice now....you fuck heads read it now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 just for those of you wondering (damn your pathetic if you read the whole thing....) but intangible was being a pansy and rejecting all the people whom would get fireworks lit off at their houses. i think my answers were pistol, all of the dpc, dee and some other people. im very tired though and cant think too great.......ow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Fire Inside Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 You are staying at a Motel when you come over... speaking of which... "holler" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden (damn your pathetic if you read the whole thing....) hah--wait just one second here...fuck you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Originally posted by A Fire Inside You are staying at a Motel when you come over... speaking of which... "holler" i dont usually stay in the peoples houses anyhow when im assaulting them and their pets with fireworks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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